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OfflineBipolarbear
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I went on a first date with this girl last week
    #14374905 - 04/29/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

...and it sucked.  She was super awkward.  She was cute enough with a nice body and she was wearing a shirt that showed off her cleavage enough but she was just off.  For one thing she wouldn't talk unless I asked her questions so for the full 2 hours I had to ask her questions all the time because she asked me none.  That in itself I just thought was rude but the kicker was she never looked me in the eye.  I mean that literally.  Never once for the full 2 hours that we sat across from each other did she once make eye contact with me.  She just looked over my shoulder or over my head or anywhere else.  You have to really work at not making eye contact even once over a 2 hour date, I mean really.  On top of all that her answers were short and uninviting.  It was really strange because she was the one who wanted to meet me out so badly and I thought what is this bitch's problem?  I thought maybe she had assburgers or something.  Needless to say I was knocking em back like it was my job.  5-6-7 vodka tonics and a few beers.


Here is my text to the girl prior to meeting up with her at the bar:







Anyway the date ends and she drives me back to my house and I go inside and I go to text my friend about what a fail the date was and here is what I sent:








HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA  :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:



oops


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Re: I went on a first date with this girl last week [Re: Bipolarbear]
    #14374932 - 04/29/11 09:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Had you ever met her previous to this date?


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Re: I went on a first date with this girl last week [Re: Bipolarbear]
    #14374933 - 04/29/11 09:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Low self-esteem is seems like. I've dealt with that breed before.

They are usually easy to lay but rather boring and clingy.


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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: I went on a first date with this girl last week [Re: Bipolarbear]
    #14374938 - 04/29/11 09:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Hahah, well maybe she just wasn't in to you :shrug:

idk, I hate chicks that are really unresponsive, and don't talk. It's like...I hate sitting in silence and I'm not going to be the only one talking bitch :bitchslap:

Hilarious you texted that to her, though. At least she got the message :thaaannks:


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Re: I went on a first date with this girl last week [Re: Anthony917]
    #14374942 - 04/29/11 09:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

At least she now knows how awkward she is. :lolsy:


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Re: I went on a first date with this girl last week [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14374966 - 04/29/11 09:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: I went on a first date with this girl last week [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] * 2
    #14374969 - 04/29/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

haha.. tell her you just want to stick it in and see what happens.

at this point what have you got to lose? maybe thats what she needs to lighten up.


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OfflineCoaster
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Re: I went on a first date with this girl last week [Re: waves]
    #14374972 - 04/29/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

TheDukeofLizards said:
I've done worse.

I was chilling with this girl at my house once, and she definitely liked me, but I wasn't really feelin' it. Anyways, one of my friends wanted to chill, so I sent him a text (or thought I sent it to him) that said something along the lines of "yeah, I'm hoping this chick leaves soon, I'm definitely tryin to chill"

anyways, accidentally sent it to her :blush:
i knew i fucked up as soon as i heard her phone go off right after i sent the text.

it made for a very, very awkward time. I haven't felt that bad about anything in a long time...

haha that is awesome you took the screen shot. nice to preserve that awkward moment for future hilarity.



wow lol thats like a sitcom


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Re: I went on a first date with this girl last week [Re: frith]
    #14374975 - 04/29/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: I went on a first date with this girl last week [Re: Coaster]
    #14374986 - 04/29/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Offlinedshow
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Re: I went on a first date with this girl last week [Re: waves]
    #14374990 - 04/29/11 10:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i have fucked up texts sooo many times.

I once texted my GF, something along the lines of, "I dont know, shes being imature as hell, its fucking annoying, i doubt well last" that was to a guy friend.


then i continued once i found out i did that to send her another accidental text to try to make it look better and my friend was like thats something he would do.. i was like fuckkk....


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Re: I went on a first date with this girl last week [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #14375044 - 04/29/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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AlmostAsCoolAs said:
Had you ever met her previous to this date?






nope.  she was a blind(ish) first date.  : :billymayshead:


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Re: I went on a first date with this girl last week [Re: Bipolarbear]
    #14375105 - 04/29/11 10:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

She may just be very shy and need to get comfortable with you first. I'm a guy, but I'm very much like this with girls. Even one that I'm really into and want to get to know, it's still difficult for me to relax and let my personality come through when i'm in person. but via text or email, i have no issue. I was told by a girl that i seem much more interesting when i'm not actually in the same room as her. when i am, i clam up and am pretty boring.


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Re: I went on a first date with this girl last week [Re: blabbly]
    #14375121 - 04/29/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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but I'm very much like this with girls. Even one that I'm really into and want to get to know, it's still difficult for me to relax and let my personality come through when i'm in person. but via text or email, i have no issue. I was told by a girl that i seem much more interesting when i'm not actually in the same room as her. when i am, i clam up and am pretty boring.





damn bro. you need to work on your game. cuz thats the "get a lesser girl than i can" mode


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