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TheCreampie



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I saw a squirrel get run over today.
#14374360 - 04/29/11 07:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was driving and stopped at this stop sign, i see this squirrel in the middle of the road and looking around in such a graceful way. Then all of the sudden this speeding bastard comes along and just runs over it somehow and all i see is the squirrel twitching after the car drives away. It wasn't dead yet but there was no way for me to drive around the road to come back and end its misery without having to drive 2-3 miles, it was a selfish act in retrospect. Just thought id share that cause i feel bad for it.
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: TheCreampie]
#14374372 - 04/29/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: TheCreampie]
#14374379 - 04/29/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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TheCreampie said: I was driving and stopped at this stop sign, i see this squirrel in the middle of the road and looking around in such a graceful way. Then all of the sudden this speeding bastard comes along and just runs over it somehow and all i see is the squirrel twitching after the car drives away. It wasn't dead yet but there was no way for me to drive around the road to come back and end its misery without having to drive 2-3 miles, it was a selfish act in retrospect. Just thought id share that cause i feel bad for it.
YOU KNOW IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED THE SQUIRELL STOP LYING TO US YOU SQUIRELL ASSASSINATOR
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: TheCreampie]
#14374380 - 04/29/11 07:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The other day I was driving and saw a crow come and pick a pick a piece of meat off some road kill. It was so primal. Horrible yet beautiful.
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: 28064212]
#14374386 - 04/29/11 07:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: 28064212]
#14374401 - 04/29/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I saw the same thing happen to a squirrel. It kept flopping around while it died. I feel terrible when things die, especially when it's premature.
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: Eshu]
#14374402 - 04/29/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: 28064212]
#14374406 - 04/29/11 07:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Better than watching a squirrel eat another dead squirrel the sick bastards.
Oh and they totally ask to get run over. Darting back and forth like that.
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: Eshu]
#14374415 - 04/29/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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road kill cafe, you kill it we grill it
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TheCreampie



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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: Eshu]
#14374418 - 04/29/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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If i had done it, would've been called murder. Why do you bastards always get on the new shroomery members?
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: TheCreampie]
#14374439 - 04/29/11 07:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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dude its a right of passage.
like any work 'trade' work environment the newbs gotta be roughned up a lil bit..
now... take it like a man
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: rackem]
#14374512 - 04/29/11 08:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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the other day i saw a rabbit crossing the road with a car coming, but the car slowed down to avoid it. i was like sweet it's going to live. but then a car came from the other direction which was behind me and hit it. i was like shit it didn't make it, but at least it died right away.
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: rackem]
#14374520 - 04/29/11 08:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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poor squirrel got naturally selected out. don't worry, there's 1,000,000,000 more of them.
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: Eshu]
#14374536 - 04/29/11 08:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Your daddy touches you too?
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: SWEDEN]
#14374541 - 04/29/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You got to scoop that up while its fresh. Squirrels taste kinda nutty.
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: mirage]
#14374615 - 04/29/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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aminal said:
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Eshu said:

Your daddy touches you too?
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one time when i was a young buck hangin out in my neighborhood i was watching two birds, i think they were pigeons but they were kinda too far away to actually tell, and a medium sized hawk comes and snatches one off of the roof that they were chilling on. lots of feathers went flying around as the hawk grabbed one of the pigeons and started flying away with it and the other pigeon chased it into the woods. it was kind of sad to watch
i get pissed when i see dumbass squirrels fucking around on the roads just asking to get run over. just stay in the trees where you run around trying to rape each other
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: nglsnv]
#14374747 - 04/29/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Apparently your supposed to swerve all over the road to miss animals. I don't swerve for animals unless I got plenty of time before I get to them. Even a deer, I'd rather hit the deer than run my car in the ditch. I might swerve for a cat though, but thats just because they move fast, sometimes you have to drive down into the ditch to get em.
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: nglsnv]
#14374748 - 04/29/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I dodged a possum on the way home from work this morning.
I felt pretty good about that.
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#14374808 - 04/29/11 09:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I big ass ground squirrel ran right under my tire last summer and when I looked back it was running around smashing its head on the asphalt over and over. It was terrible but I ended its misery pretty fast. I feel no sorrow over birds, but little mammals seem so innocent.
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: d0urd3n]
#14374882 - 04/29/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i killed a squirrel with a rock once,
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: patterns]
#14374982 - 04/29/11 09:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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That takes skill sir. I knocked a chipmunk off a tree once by hitting the rock right next to it. I had to in self defense however as it was trying to get to my food hanging on the tree. Still felt kinda bad after though haha.
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: d0urd3n]
#14375123 - 04/29/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was thinking about putting a bird feeder up so that I could shoot the squirrels that come by and cook them up. But, I haven't hit an animal with a car for like 12 years or so.
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: TheCreampie]
#14375185 - 04/29/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I recently made a trip down to Arizona....On the way back, no more then 10 miles from my house after 1,500 miles of driving I see a mouse scurry across the road right into the path of the tire as I was doing 80mph.....I actually felt bad for the lil' critter.
I've also taken out a rabbit, again, felt bad.
When I was 11 I was driving with my mom through the mountains, we came around a blind corner at about 50mph and there in the road was a big ass Mule Deer, the ol' cliche' "Deer caught in the head lights". My mom did well, thought for sure she was going to swerve but she just followed through. It bounced forward then we ran it over...After the impact she freaked the fuck out (my mom gets hysterical very very easily) and made me get out to look at the damage haha. Aesthetically the car was fucked in the front end, and the radiator had a few cracks, along with some hair and blood.

It was a beautiful deer though, looked damn near identical to that^^^. Down the road we told a Sheriff there may be a deer laying in the road, by the time he checked he said it was gone...Either a bear or some mountain folk got a'hold of it .

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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: openmind]
#14375195 - 04/29/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: orison]
#14375206 - 04/29/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol the funniest thang ever happened to me once when i was driving to school early in the morning and a squirrel darted across in front of the car in front of me.. and i see it srsly shoot like 10 feet into the air and catapult into a tree
IDK HOW WTHE FUK THAT HAPPENED but it was def one of the coolest thangs ive ever seen
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Re: I saw a squirrel get run over today. [Re: Envix]
#14377901 - 04/30/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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when you get one in the spokes of your bike, then it will be funny.. Hitting one with a car, comeon, anyone can do that..
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