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Invisibleabltsandwich
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Think my employee suspects I'm growing * 6
    #14372989 - 04/29/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Last night I was in the middle of rolling my second joint :awehigh:when one of my employees came by to get some papers for work, so I put it away real fast and got the door.  He came in for the papers looking around being all nosy-like, and I think he saw some grow supplies on the kitchen table. It was just some verm, brf, water, and a few jars no big deal.
At first I was worried but then I decided that if he knew what it was for then he was probably ok with it.
I know he's a brown noser bigtime so I thought of a way to use this to my advantage. So to fuck with him a little today I sent him to the nursery to get me some coir and perlite. :smilingpuppy:


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14373004 - 04/29/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:datass:


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14373010 - 04/29/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

lulz


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: PreparationH]
    #14373013 - 04/29/11 02:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:shoosh: u baaaaaaaaad


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14373032 - 04/29/11 02:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Dude!

Fuck!

Get your own damn stuff out of the back of my truck. I'm taking the rest of the day off.


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14373040 - 04/29/11 02:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: OmnerMG]
    #14373046 - 04/29/11 02:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

haha this is so confusing:rasta:


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: Dr.Reality]
    #14373063 - 04/29/11 02:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Hahaha I see whats going on and I like it :laugh:


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: lil_demented]
    #14373099 - 04/29/11 03:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

lil_demented said:
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:lolsy:


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14373118 - 04/29/11 03:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:gameover:


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14373129 - 04/29/11 03:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:birdfeed:


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: cacharstar]
    #14373204 - 04/29/11 03:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:awedance::rofl::rofl::rofl:


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: biff] * 1
    #14373770 - 04/29/11 05:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

So altbsandwich, you are hilarious.

If this joke wasn't at my expenses it would be much funnier.

I walked into my office, threw his change on his desk and called him an asshole. He looked at me with baffled look on his face. I told him I saw his Shroomery post...

Guess what? He didn't post it, had no idea what I was talking about. So I played it off, made up some crap about getting a prank phone call that I thought was him, and walked away with my metaphorical tail between my legs.

Thanks though, when he comes up and asks my why I'm acting weird it'll start the dialogue I've been searching for.

But once again, altbsandwich, you are hilarious.


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: OmnerMG]
    #14373780 - 04/29/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

wow u believed it was him ahahahahahaha wow u are gullible


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: OmnerMG]
    #14373782 - 04/29/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lolsy:

:kingcrankey: I saw your post on the Shroomery, Mr. :Trollface:!



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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: OmnerMG]
    #14373789 - 04/29/11 05:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

OmnerMG said:
So altbsandwich, you are hilarious.

If this joke wasn't at my expenses it would be much funnier.

I walked into my office, threw his change on his desk and called him an asshole. He looked at me with baffled look on his face. I told him I saw his Shroomery post...

Guess what? He didn't post it, had no idea what I was talking about. So I played it off, made up some crap about getting a prank phone call that I thought was him, and walked away with my metaphorical tail between my legs.

Thanks though, when he comes up and asks my why I'm acting weird it'll start the dialogue I've been searching for.

But once again, altbsandwich, you are hilarious.




Fucking lol. :lolsy:


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14373825 - 04/29/11 05:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

All day long I thought my boss had been fucking with me, this woulda been a great punch line for him. Instead it's a great punch line for you guys.


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: OmnerMG]
    #14374022 - 04/29/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:doublefacepalm:


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: FlusH]
    #14374040 - 04/29/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

FlusH said:
Hahaha I see whats going on and I like it :laugh:




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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: Anthony917]
    #14374129 - 04/29/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Jesus..... I think a fucking triple facepalm needs to be made, just for this thread....


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14374133 - 04/29/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

No kidding :lolsy:

I needed a good laugh.


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: Ballerium]
    #14374300 - 04/29/11 07:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:highfive: Epic threads.


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: saxcidjazz]
    #14374340 - 04/29/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

downfall to being a brown noser..

use that shit for blackmail.. more days off :woot:

but thats jus me :rofl:


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: OmnerMG]
    #14374407 - 04/29/11 07:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:brilliant: epic thread is epic. :awegrow:

Quote:

OmnerMG said:
So altbsandwich, you are hilarious.

If this joke wasn't at my expenses it would be much funnier.

I walked into my office, threw his change on his desk and called him an asshole. He looked at me with baffled look on his face. I told him I saw his Shroomery post...

Guess what? He didn't post it, had no idea what I was talking about. So I played it off, made up some crap about getting a prank phone call that I thought was him, and walked away with my metaphorical tail between my legs.

Thanks though, when he comes up and asks my why I'm acting weird it'll start the dialogue I've been searching for.

But once again, altbsandwich, you are hilarious.




Did you ever think your boss might be a snitch and is trying to get you to confess your actions. So he can... snitch. :shrug:

I'd defiantly leave it alone for a while at least. Time tells all.


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: lil_demented]
    #14374425 - 04/29/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

that read employee not employer


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: rackem]
    #14374649 - 04/29/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'd let this sink into the past, make sure that the brownnoser forgets about it. If he doesn't forget, make sure hes sleepin with da fishes.  :paranoid:


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: i like cow poo]
    #14374713 - 04/29/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Damn, I just struggled through this thread, pretended to understand it, and then left all pissed off, and right after that I read the "is my boss growing?" thread

:Feelstrippyman:
I just noticed that some of the feelsgoodman graemlins were filtered :lol:


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: Caine]
    #14374931 - 04/29/11 09:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: Johnny Depp]
    #14375561 - 04/30/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

And this is why social engineering is a very good thing to learn in life :smile: . Never jump to conclusions. Always account for VARIABLE change. Always get a direct answer. For all you know he could have been playing it off as well, after all you were still in the work environment, that is the last place to talk about anything such as this. It's too late now haha. Great thread.


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14376123 - 04/30/11 05:00 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

OP, did you hear that the word gullible was taken out of the dictionary? Ask your boss about it.


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14376136 - 04/30/11 05:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14376160 - 04/30/11 05:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:trolldance:


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14376173 - 04/30/11 05:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:kingcrankey:


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #14377319 - 04/30/11 12:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

This a troll on a troll i reckon  :trolldance:
                                  :trolldance:


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: Dr.Reality]
    #14378636 - 04/30/11 05:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:laugh2: this thread is so win.


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Re: Think my employee suspects I'm growing [Re: Legend]
    #14378804 - 04/30/11 05:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

legit27 said:
:laugh2: this thread is so win.




:ilold: so hard.


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