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OmnerMG
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Is my boss growing?
#14368625 - 04/28/11 06:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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So I go over to my boss's house last night to pick some papers, he knew I was coming but I was still kinda unannounced. So I go into his house and sitting on his kitchen table is a bag of vermiculite, organic brown rice four, distilled water, and canning jars. To the untrained eye this would be a table covered in random stuff but my mind went straight to growing.
We both have management jobs in a large corporation so a conversation about counter culture is never appropriate. Until last night I had assumed he was a pretty straight laced guy, no drinking no partying, nothing.
Do I ever bring it up? Hint to it? Just drop it all together?
Are these items used for anything else together?
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG]
#14368643 - 04/28/11 06:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'd def ask. Say you grew edible shrooms once and wondered if he was trying it out? Then maybe drop something about have you ever listened to terrence mckenna or something...
Be careful butt probe him.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: nice1] 2
#14368650 - 04/28/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Maybe you should keep your nose out of his business. 
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Moronicus]
#14368673 - 04/28/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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If you admit to growing edibles first then hes gonna feel ok about telling you... dunno if he would admit growing psyches tho. Even if I was sure someone else had grown I'd still be dubious of discussing it. Especially in the USA where they "me jail u long time"
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG]
#14368687 - 04/28/11 06:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: nice1]
#14368700 - 04/28/11 06:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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BRF is commonly used in cooking, and vermiculite is very common in the art of growing plants like roses or daffodils. As for the canning jars, they're good for canning.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG] 2
#14368721 - 04/28/11 06:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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OmnerMG said: So I go over to my boss's house last night to pick some papers, he knew I was coming but I was still kinda unannounced. So I go into his house and sitting on his kitchen table is a bag of vermiculite, organic brown rice four, distilled water, and canning jars. To the untrained eye this would be a table covered in random stuff but my mind went straight to growing.
We both have management jobs in a large corporation so a conversation about counter culture is never appropriate. Until last night I had assumed he was a pretty straight laced guy, no drinking no partying, nothing.
Do I ever bring it up? Hint to it? Just drop it all together?
Are these items used for anything else together?
Right now he's sitting at home reading this post going OMFG SHIT!!!!
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Doc_T]
#14368743 - 04/28/11 06:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: sandi]
#14368749 - 04/28/11 06:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
sandi said:
Right now he's sitting at home reading this post going OMFG SHIT!!!!
This.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG] 2
#14368757 - 04/28/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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so now at this point he knows you know but you don't know that he knows, i expect you to go missing within the next few days
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Doc_T]
#14368768 - 04/28/11 06:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Depends on how close you are with your boss. I say go with the edibles approach. Honestly, who actually grows edibles and doesn't grow actives?
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: SS32]
#14368785 - 04/28/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Doc_T]
#14371501 - 04/29/11 07:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Okay, it's fucking killing me know. Before I coulda brushed it off as coincidence but after posting t here it's been the only thing on my mind. I'm gonna test the waters today and see how it goes.
My boss is an fun guy (see what I did there) I'd love to hang out with him out side of work if we had similar interests so we'll see.
Thanks for the responses, I'll keep y'all updated.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG]
#14371514 - 04/29/11 07:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well,
What are the odds that your boss had all the required items to grow mushrooms simply by chance?
Lets makes the calculations:
THere are 10000000000 products he could buy on this planet, therefore thats 1/10000000000 chance times the number of products you saw on his table.
So there is like 0.00000000000000000001 chance that what you saw on his table wasn't for growing mushrooms.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Patlal]
#14372460 - 04/29/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Okay so we're sitting down and my boss is complaining about having to take some papers to a client to sign, I volunteered to take it for him 1/2 cause I'm an ass kisser the other because I told him I need to go to the nursery near there anyways.
I shit you not he asks me to pick up some coco coir and perlite. Tells me where find it in the store and gives me cash cause he knows how much it is.
I know this woulda been a great opportunity to ask but I was tongue tied. I think he knows I know and is fucking with my head. I'm headed to the nursery now, I guess when I get back I'll go edible approach & see what happens.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG]
#14372470 - 04/29/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You shoulda just said "Growin' mushrooms aye?" And then walked out with the papers, leaving him in turmoil and confusion. Then the next day you two could smoke a bowl together and become good friends
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Maverick]
#14372483 - 04/29/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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OP he is obviously growing.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG] 1
#14372648 - 04/29/11 01:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You dont need perlite and coco husk unless your retard
Edited by trekie (04/29/11 01:29 PM)
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: nice1] 1
#14372660 - 04/29/11 01:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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nice1 said: Be careful butt probe him.
Excuse me?
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG]
#14372664 - 04/29/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Start asking him about Portobello "steaks" and his favorite mushroom recipes. Then segue to this cool documentary you saw about mass mushroom cultivation, and call him out when he starts talking about growing in non layman's terms, and if he admits to growing you know, if not, you also know.
From there it's up to you to determine if you want him to know that you grow.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14372667 - 04/29/11 01:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Porn? Really? It went from a question about a boss who cultivates to ass fisting porn.
Very nice.
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when you bring it back just be like "alright dude i have to know what youre growing.."
or bring it up at the bar or whatever if doing it in the office wouldnt be kosher.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: frith]
#14372707 - 04/29/11 01:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Tell him you asked the cashier what this shit is used for and she said growing mushrooms.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: frith]
#14372763 - 04/29/11 02:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i would say that if all those things wer on his table at the same time he is def growin shrooms. the chances that he was using all those things for separate purposes and had them on the table at the same time is pretty dam slim. i eat shrooms cuz they dont come up in drug tests. perfect for the corporate world. 
unless hes allergic to gluten, grows roses, and makes his own jams. id talk about edibles and take it from ther. approach with caution.
chances are if he knows that you know, he'll know ur cool and maybe you and him can join forces on a super lab. lol
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Quote:
lil_demented said: Porn? Really? It went from a question about a boss who cultivates to ass fisting porn.
Very nice. 
 
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14372783 - 04/29/11 02:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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OPs next post either he gets high with his boss or he gets fired lol.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: nice1]
#14372788 - 04/29/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The stakes are high.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: nice1]
#14372800 - 04/29/11 02:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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My favorite thread of the day so far.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Doc_T]
#14372939 - 04/29/11 02:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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When you bring the supplies back ask if he likes the band Infected Mushroom.
At this point you know, and he has suspicions that you know but he can't be sure. Sounds like he is fucking with you telling you get all that shit, you need to fuck with him back a little by dropping hints but nothing too obvious. String him along, eventually you guys will both know and talk about it openly, and then trip together.
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or ask if he knows where to get a good pressure cooker.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG]
#14373000 - 04/29/11 02:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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drop it all together... it's none of your business and who even wants a closer relationship with their boss?
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: frith]
#14373012 - 04/29/11 02:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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^^ There's a good place to start.
Or the best way to decontaminate a room..
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He's growing.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: CosmicJoke]
#14373228 - 04/29/11 03:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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CosmicJoke said: drop it all together... it's none of your business and who even wants a closer relationship with their boss?
I've had some cool bosses.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Doc_T]
#14373303 - 04/29/11 03:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've had some cool bosses.
I guess I'm just accustomed to coworkers who talk/vent about work together when they're off the job. Work is the last thing I want to think about when I'm done for the day, so I do my best not to get sucked into that shit.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: CosmicJoke]
#14373310 - 04/29/11 03:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, if you chill with anyone from work after work, you always gotta hear about work after work.
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Wouldn't it be better to talk about mushrooms?
And/or talk the boss into doing things your way?
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Doc_T]
#14373438 - 04/29/11 04:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wouldn't it be better to talk about mushrooms?
And/or talk the boss into doing things your way?
if that's what you really want... though i still wouldn't out somebody about their grow... i think that's information they should be volunteering to you... possibly find some other way to bring up the subject.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: CosmicJoke]
#14373502 - 04/29/11 04:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sending him to the garden shop for perlite and coir wasn't a big enough signal?
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Doc_T]
#14373852 - 04/29/11 05:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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So I'm an idiot. We're all aware of that by now. Read This if you need more proof.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Doc_T]
#14373857 - 04/29/11 05:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Doc_T said: Sending him to the garden shop for perlite and coir wasn't a big enough signal?
That what I thought, but I want him to out himself first. No reason to throw my career & life under the bus.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG]
#14374055 - 04/29/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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OmnerMG said: So I'm an idiot. We're all aware of that by now. Read This if you need more proof.
Dude, that's real? You really did that?
Sheeeit man, welcome to teh interwebz.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG]
#14374063 - 04/29/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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OmnerMG said: So I'm an idiot. We're all aware of that by now. Read This if you need more proof.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Anthony917]
#14374116 - 04/29/11 06:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The chances of him Shroomery stalking me and fucking with my head are just as likely as him growing. IMO.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG]
#14374132 - 04/29/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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OmnerMG said: The chances of him Shroomery stalking me and fucking with my head are just as likely as him growing. IMO.
well why would HE be shroomery stalking YOU when he registered with this website 2 years ago and you just over a month ago...if anything you're stalking him! 
Anyway, I'm pretty positive abltsandwich is just you
edit: just read that other thread and you actually believed him!!! AHHAHAHAH!! You said something to your boss too?!??!? Oh god, this is fuckin hilarious!!
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG]
#14374262 - 04/29/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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OmnerMG said: The chances of him Shroomery stalking me and fucking with my head are just as likely as him growing. IMO.
Completely agree with this part. I'm certain he's a Shroomerite.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Doc_T]
#14374275 - 04/29/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't know about your boss growing but after reading this and the other thread I can tell you, I'm growing.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Doc_T]
#14374288 - 04/29/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Doc_T said:
Quote:
OmnerMG said: So I'm an idiot. We're all aware of that by now. Read This if you need more proof.
Dude, that's real? You really did that?
Sheeeit man, welcome to teh interwebz.
Hey man, Idaho only got the internet like a few weeks ago. It's not his fault
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Anthony917]
#14374301 - 04/29/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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He needs to just put an end to this and ask his boss if he is growing magic mushrooms.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG]
#14374315 - 04/29/11 07:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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OmnerMG said: So I'm an idiot. We're all aware of that by now. Read This if you need more proof.
Wow, I died. Great job, let that be your warm welcome to the internet!
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he could have found mycotopia.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: rackem]
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Why not let him know you have interest in producing a legal mushrooms like baby bellas or oysters or something. Just show him you are fascinated with the world of different fungi's. Tell him you have never tried it, but threw your research that you have learned what supply's it takes to grow them, then if he's cool he will let you in that he is knowledgeable on the subject, if not, he will give no info. Simple as that?
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coworkers can be tricky
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Legend
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: rackem]
#14375427 - 04/29/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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oh shit, what's happenin'?
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Legend]
#14375506 - 04/30/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wouldn't bring it up but the hints are there he is growing. He might not like the fact that someone know he is growing shrooms 
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Cakk]
#14375512 - 04/30/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Am I the only one who was wondering if this thread was about his boss growing in height?
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I believe so.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Doc_T]
#14375562 - 04/30/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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dude...... ...Nevermind.... ....review like 4 pages of posts...this thread looks....familiar...possibly.....? ...oh yeah, now i remember.....if this isnt this is gonna be good. 
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I'd ask him if he'd ever heard about mycology... If he has your on the right track to talking about it. If he hasn't you can just say you knew someone looking at getting a degree in it or something ha.
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Last night we're locking things up and I say I'm gonna have to come in on Saturday because I couldn't focus and had end of the month stuff to finish. He asks if I can pick up some more stuff from his house and save him trip.
When I went over he said I'd been acting weird and asked if I was on drugs. I almost shit myself. I told him no just stress. He asked if I've ever tried taking anything to calm me down. Again I told home no I was clean.
He looked me in the eyes and asked: if I lit a bowl would you hit it? No non-stoners talk like that. I said I might.
So we went down to his theater room and smoked out of his volcano! Freaked me the fuck out! I have never had that much anxiety when smoking, but it was with my mother fucking boss.
He said he saw me reading Shroomery on my lunch break a couple weeks back and had been tryin to get me to break since then. Neither of us discussed cultivation. Just kinda gave a little head nod and moved on to the next subject.
Fuckin a, man.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG]
#14376966 - 04/30/11 10:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nice. You better not be
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Doc_T]
#14377002 - 04/30/11 10:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lol either you bitched out and was completely wrong or you have a motherfucking bitchin ass boss.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG]
#14377020 - 04/30/11 11:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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If this is a troll, please do me a favor and never tell me. 
Cause this is the best story I've heard in a while!
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beautifuldowngrade
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SprewellSleeve said: Am I the only one who was wondering if this thread was about his boss growing in height?
No you're not
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Ive smoked with my boss and employees many times. 
But then again the restaurant industry is a different beast then most jobs.
Hell used to drink and blaze all day at work during my 12-14 hour shifts.
Dont do that any more getting a bit older.
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Thank you for thinking I'm that creative, I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to.
And yea I agree the restaurant industry is different, got high with all my coworkers there. I have at fast food jobs, call centers, moving pipe in the fields, and selling body jewelry, but all theses you pretty much have to. But after 6 years of working at this bank it's only the second time with a coworker, and the first wasn't a superior.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: trekie]
#14377651 - 04/30/11 01:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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One of the best threads I've read recently. And it actually seems to be coming through with the goods! Unlike the lemon tekked ounce thread
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG] 1
#14377753 - 04/30/11 01:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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OmnerMG said: Thank you for thinking I'm that creative, I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to.

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Illusion Weaver
Under OPs name
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: nice1]
#14377773 - 04/30/11 01:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Under OPs name
Now I don't know how to feel 
Good thing
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Mad_Larkin] 2
#14378442 - 04/30/11 04:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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If he ever tells you hes growin, fine. Say you were looking at shroomery to read about the shrooms you took a few weeks ago. But, under no circumstances EVER TELL ANYONE you grow. Also, if he does tell you, he can never piss you off or fire you, so thats a good thing too. But, thats an asshole move, even though it's true. Even so, still, never never tell him. Get into that habit. I'm one of the "experienced" people on this board. No one knows anything about anything that I do. I like it that way. I never talk on phones of any kind, never use unencrypted email to talk to the ones I need to talk to, never use credit cards for anything except normal people things. Just look like a banker, act like a banker, and to be honest, surfing shroomery from a bank is crazy man, all big corps have transparent proxies now, especially banks, so they know exactly what sites you use. If you want to surf stealth from your work, you have to use an SSL/SSH proxy in your browser, if you have the perms to setup your browser to do so. Thats the only way to do it from work. And no, regular anonymous public proxies don't do shit, you'll still get busted. The only way is with an encrypted proxy. I've diverged, back to my main point, never tell him man, even if he shows you his whole deal, don't say a word. In the world, we call it MAD, Mutually Assured Destruction. If he tells you, you have the nukes and he has the wooden boat. If you tell him and he doesn't tell you, he's got the nukes and you have the wooden boat. If you tell each other, MAD exists and you can fuck each other anytime. Intentionally, or accidentally. It's not worth the risk. The ideal scenario is if he never tells you and you never tell him. No MAD, no nukes on one side, no problems. I haven't been on this board long, but I've been around, you digg? If you don't want to pay for an SSH/Proxy service like BP Socks High Speed SSH Proxy Which I use, you can get the same effect with an SSL free proxy service, you can use this without any additional software (ssh), or the need to reconfigure anything. Everything is done over SSL, so no snooping will reveal anything about what you are surfing. Check out The Cloak SSL Proxy Later,
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: bbox244]
#14378619 - 04/30/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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black mail him
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SprewellSleeve said: Am I the only one who was wondering if this thread was about his boss growing in height?
lol no
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: bbox244]
#14379046 - 04/30/11 07:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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bbox244 said: Just look like a banker, act like a banker, and to be honest, surfing shroomery from a bank is crazy man, all big corps have transparent proxies now, especially banks, so they know exactly what sites you use.
Oh no, I wasn't using a work computer, personal laptop. Thanks for the info though, have been working on my old laptop cause my new one doesn't have a proxy on her.
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: The Boat]
#14379060 - 04/30/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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and this is exactly why I would never tell or let on to any of my co-workers or employees that I do any such thing. This right here.
Hopefully you're cool OP and you wouldn't even consider some shit like that but I don't put it past many people to not consider that. Fucking vultures.
Regardless if the poster was kidding or not I have seen situations like that play out. Scumbags who would even think it.
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