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Offlinemongo lloyd
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Re: Manscaping [Re: Anthony917]
    #14367634 - 04/28/11 03:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The first day of a shaved sack was good. I was so aerodynamic, I practically flew through the air bollock first. The second day it felt like a porcupine had some how entered my nutsack with its spines stabbing out in every direction. Not recommended.


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Re: Manscaping [Re: Anthony917]
    #14367647 - 04/28/11 03:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
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vulcAn said:
I completely shave my pubes, upper thighs, chest, and treasure trail.
Keeps me aerodynamic in the sack :wink:




you call it the treasure trail?

ive always heard it called the happy trail

the happy trail leads to the happy place



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Anthony917 said:
that's what I'm sayin! are hairless balls worth that itch?

yea vulcan I've always heard happy trail...you got treasure ??  :madpirate:




Here we've always called it a treasure trail, because it leads to the treasure.. :smile:

And to those talking about the itch, you've got to shave for a month or two down-there before the skin gets used to it. I don't itch at all now, but sure as hell scratched my balls/pubic area like a motherfucker when I first started doing it.

I find a lot of girls dig it, too. It also adds that optical inch, though I don't think I really need it myself.


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Invisiblesjfrockerdude
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Re: Manscaping [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14367651 - 04/28/11 03:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

No shit, then you go walking around all day feeling like you have a fucking cactus dangling down there.


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Re: Manscaping [Re: sjfrockerdude]
    #14367781 - 04/28/11 03:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

How can you shave your balls? Im sitting here squirming, thinking about the possibility of an accidental cutting. I'd probably pass out and knock some of my teef out on the counter or something


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You're gonna get hurt real bad :smile:

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Re: Manscaping [Re: AsAboveSoBelow]
    #14367788 - 04/28/11 03:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It's not hard, you just got to be careful.


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Re: Manscaping [Re: Salomon]
    #14367891 - 04/28/11 04:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I used to shave every once in a while but now once a month I get a full Brazilian wax, first time it sucked! But now I look forward to it.
Balls stay nice and cool, my junk looks huge without being block by bush, and the wife doesn't get hair stuck in her teeth.

If y'all decided to try it, smoke a small bowl, put head phones in, and tell your waxer to go to town. A few minutes later you're as smoothe as the day you were born and it stays that way for weeks.


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Re: Manscaping [Re: Anthony917]
    #14367907 - 04/28/11 04:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I shave my face, back and chest a few times a year.

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