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Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: DieCommie]
#14362655 - 04/27/11 06:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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realfuzzhead said: what are you talking about? my FSM is above our world, it does not matter that we eat spaghetti or make it from grain, he has been here since before the beginning of time. The spaghetti we eat is his sacrament, you'd better be careful man, he is listening to you right now
Then it is not made of spaghetti. Spaghetti is defined as being of grains from our world. You cant have it both ways.
If you want to make a claim regarding a spaghetti-like being, then that is an entirely different claim.
prove spaghetti can not be above our world. here is proof it can be
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Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: argg]
#14362670 - 04/27/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol
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Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: argg]
#14362682 - 04/27/11 06:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I dont have to prove it, spaghetti is defined that way. Definitions are made up - they are not inherent.
And again, placing a burden of 'proof' in this context rather than a burden of 'evidence' is a naive and unrealistic expectation.
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Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: DieCommie]
#14362726 - 04/27/11 06:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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The FSM is First Pasta.
Ours is but a poor imitation that attempts to pay homage to His Noodlyness.
You're using logic to try to understand the transcendent. I used to be like you. Open your third eye and accept the Holy Sauce into your heart. Then you will understand.
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Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: Diploid]
#14362918 - 04/27/11 06:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You dont fight faith with faith, you fight it with reason.
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Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: DieCommie]
#14363003 - 04/27/11 07:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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> You dont fight faith with faith, you fight it with reason.
The FSM is the only reason I need.
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Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: Seuss]
#14363965 - 04/27/11 10:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I dont have to prove FSM, He teaches that we must have faith in him at all times. Spinach devil has taken control of your body, and youre speaking in tongues! repent! 
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this thread would have been hilarious in like 2003
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Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: Dragonaut]
#14366711 - 04/28/11 12:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dragonaut said: Religious folks can not see the "sillyness" or "absurdity" of their "myths", as you call them, because they have divine proof: The Word of God, aka (insert name of any holy text here).
My question is: If God really is all-powerful, omnipotent, infinitely wise, and telepathically communicative, -- as he is claimed to be -- why would he/she/it not be able, nor willing to directly impart universal awareness of himself into our cerebral cortexes? Why instead speak vicariously through texts written by less knowledgeable beings who might contort or omit His word to suit their own agenda?

If you held a gun to a woman's head, and told her to love you, it wouldn't be real love. Likewise, God wouldn't want to make everyone believe/love him.
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Being from Georgia explains a lot. Using my psychic powers, I would posit that you are a Baptist.
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Nooooo. lol I'm hardly even Christian. Probably closer to Agnostic. And DEFINITELY not Baptist.
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You have not been exposed to a heavy Baptist influence?
And what does 'closer to' mean?
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Well, by closer, I mean a bunch of times I'm just confused and apathetic. & No. I avoid Baptists.
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I'm from georgia, grew up around a lot of baptists. Most of those people confuse social acceptance with the love of God, although they do have access to this true evangelical spirit
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Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: g00ru]
#14367066 - 04/28/11 01:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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guruu said: I'm from georgia...
Oh yeah, I forgot--figures.
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Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: Poid]
#14367102 - 04/28/11 01:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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There's a lot worse than Georgia! There's... Well, there's... Yeah. There's nothing worse than Georgia. -_-
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g00ru
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i live in atlanta its way different. its fuckin dope.
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Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: g00ru]
#14368796 - 04/28/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, the evangelical spirit is high there, but so is the crime - annually ranking in the top 25 out of 400 cities surveyed.
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yeah but that also makes it sort of raw and edgy and awesome, although the violence is lame
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OrgoneConclusion said: Yeah, the evangelical spirit is high there, but so is the crime - annually ranking in the top 25 out of 400 cities surveyed.
Haha. Exactly, which is why I hate going to Atlanta.
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