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Your Broken Body Parts
    #14365415 - 04/28/11 06:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

What ails you currently? What part of your body would you like to cut off and start over again because it's fucking stupid?

Right now I could probably chop off half of my big toe without any pain. I wore a pair of socks with a hole on the end to work (10 hrs), now for like two weeks the left side of my right toe has been numb. It's not affecting me in any way it's just weird. I guess you could say I am comfortably numb :awedance:

Also, my fuckin' jaw sucks. I have TMJ or some shit, my jaw has clicked and cracked my whole life but for about 4 or 5 months now I haven't been able to open it the whole way. I don't have any insurance until my 90 day probationary period is over so I don't know, fuck it. You know what really bums me out though? Not being able to yawn the whole way. Do you know what that is like? It's fucking terrible. Everyday.

Discuss your stupid body.


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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: gzuf]
    #14365420 - 04/28/11 06:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:feelsbadman:

no broken thangs here
i don't have a stupid body, i have an :awesome: 1 so i have no complaints so far

but maybe in the future i'll be able to be a :feelsbadman:!

i can only hope, so i can get legal script for some good dr00gz :feelsgoodman:


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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #14365421 - 04/28/11 06:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I miss a chestmuscle

:feelsweirdman:

Edited by Beanhead (04/28/11 06:54 AM)

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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: gzuf]
    #14365424 - 04/28/11 06:54 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My right thumb.

I chipped of a piece of my thumb joint because of skateboarding spill.  The surgeon had to insert a screw in my joint to reattach it and then one year later he had to remove it. Which sucked cause by the then the periosteum had completely covered the screw and he had to scrape of my bone with a fucking screwdriver :zomgwtf:

Now it feels kinda stiff and :stupid: I can use it optimally and I want a new thumb :hissyfit:


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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: mellowparty]
    #14365431 - 04/28/11 06:56 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My entire spine sucks.  Cracks and pops randomly, compresses my spinal cord, causes shooting pains and random numbness and tingling throughout my whole body.  I'm not even 30, and there hasn't been a doctor who can really tell me why.

I also have teh TMJ cracking/popping. :sad:

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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: mellowparty]
    #14365434 - 04/28/11 06:58 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

"i have asthma" but i smoke anyway, new lungs??



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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: mellowparty]
    #14365489 - 04/28/11 07:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Which sucked cause by the then the periosteum had completely covered the screw and he had to scrape of my bone with a fucking screwdriver :zomgwtf:






That's not a doctor, that's a mechanic. You must have taken a wrong turn on the way to the hospital.

My only broken body part is my brain. :feelsweirdman:

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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14365496 - 04/28/11 07:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

One day we'll all be able to grow our new, super efficient limbs and organs in petri dishes!


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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: gzuf]
    #14365499 - 04/28/11 07:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah we're getting there.

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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14368135 - 04/28/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
"i have asthma" but i smoke anyway, new lungs??






I treat my lungs pretty poorly, too :sad:

One day I'll have a clone of myself on a leash so that when my lungs or heart give out, I got a spare set on call :thumbup:


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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: gzuf]
    #14368158 - 04/28/11 05:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: gzuf]
    #14368169 - 04/28/11 05:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Teeth. Hands down.


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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14368172 - 04/28/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i have a small scar on my dick from when i got circumcised.

i kinda want that removed, but it isnt that big of a deal. its just a minor aesthetic nuisance.

its mildly annoying though because i feel the need to explain it every time i pull out my dick for a girl.

"yea, thats a scar, not an STD"


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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: gzuf]
    #14368174 - 04/28/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I guess my eyes, my vision is like 20/200 :lol:

new ears wouldn't hurt either after the abuse I've put them through in my short life...


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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14368176 - 04/28/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

mellowparty said:
Which sucked cause by the then the periosteum had completely covered the screw and he had to scrape of my bone with a fucking screwdriver :zomgwtf:






That's not a doctor, that's a mechanic. You must have taken a wrong turn on the way to the hospital.




:homerdoh3:


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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14368185 - 04/28/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Knees, I cant even crouch down without them popping and causing me a load of pain. Nothing like getting hit by a fucking van to ruin your joints. :smile:


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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: gzuf]
    #14368257 - 04/28/11 05:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i need a backiotomy.

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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14368273 - 04/28/11 05:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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i need a backiotomy.




I have two broken tranverse processes in my spine.
But it's the elbow full of titanium that aches all the time. :frown:

Chronic pain is no joke.


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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: Doc_T]
    #14368305 - 04/28/11 05:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My jaw, one sides shorter then the other and my wisdom teeth are making my teeth all fucky so I cant even touch both sides of my teeth together at the same time its fuckin annoying.

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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14368318 - 04/28/11 05:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I've had headaches every day for the last 2 years

it's lovely.


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