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mellowparty
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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: Doc_T]
#14368378 - 04/28/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Doc_T said:
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MisterMuscaria said: i need a backiotomy.
I have two broken tranverse processes in my spine. But it's the elbow full of titanium that aches all the time. 
Chronic pain is no joke.
  
Problem solved Problem, problem?
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tiny_rabid_birds
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i've never broken a bone, so that's cool.
i do have asthma, but smoke anyway. i occasionally have some joint pain, but never anything chronic or too terribly serious.
i'm pretty sure i broke my dick once. it was real sore on the underside for like 2 months and i was having trouble with functionality. self-diagnostics led me to believe that i ruptured the left corpora cavernosum at the base near the perineum. luckily it has long since healed and full-functionality restored. but i can still feel some noticeable scar tissue under the skin to this day.
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A new tailbone. The one I got has a nice painful tumor
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eek
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My anus... i have really bad hemorrhoids(think walnut). It runs in the family. My uncle had to get some part of it removed-- it's worst then getting ganged raped. Every time you shit it bleeds... there is a lot of pain medication involved. All I have to do is eat healthy and never force poop out to keep from having hemorrhoids, but sometimes I slip up and eat taco bell or something... christ.
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: eek]
#14368978 - 04/28/11 07:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I think Ive had enough coffee now....
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4HO-DMT


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20 years of skateboarding, so my knees, ankles, back hip, wrists, and shoulder are fucked. I rolled my ankles so many times, that now if I twist either of them, they don't even swell anymore. I also worked with granite for 3 years which really fucked up my back. Oh yeah, I'm a smoker and a drinker too, so add lungs and liver to the list. I guess, my philosophy is, I got this body for a period of time, so I might as well get the most mileage out of it. Damnit, my jaw clicks like a fucker too.
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Fucked up left ankle that was shattered in a 35ft fall and never set properly. The left side of my foot is numb from having a bunch of glass surgically removed from it, and so is the upper left side of my forehead right below the hairline. My right wrist clicks badly and gets sprained from even the slightest amount of pressure at the right angle because I broke and sprained it so many times when I was younger. I'm developing arthritis in my right knee, and I've got a worn down vertebrae in my cervical spine.
Hurray for a youth well lived.
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Asante
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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: gzuf]
#14371146 - 04/29/11 04:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I could stand to lose 100 lbs, much easier said than done though!
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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: gzuf]
#14371161 - 04/29/11 04:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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gzuf said: What ails you currently? What part of your body would you like to cut off and start over again because it's fucking stupid?
Right now I could probably chop off half of my big toe without any pain. I wore a pair of socks with a hole on the end to work (10 hrs), now for like two weeks the left side of my right toe has been numb. It's not affecting me in any way it's just weird. I guess you could say I am comfortably numb 
Also, my fuckin' jaw sucks. I have TMJ or some shit, my jaw has clicked and cracked my whole life but for about 4 or 5 months now I haven't been able to open it the whole way. I don't have any insurance until my 90 day probationary period is over so I don't know, fuck it. You know what really bums me out though? Not being able to yawn the whole way. Do you know what that is like? It's fucking terrible. Everyday.
Discuss your stupid body.
SAME THING WITH THE JAW
Fuck it. It's constant pain, constant cracking. Seems to be getting better since I started using a mouthguard.
Still fucking lame
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koraks
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Wiccan_Seeker said: I could stand to lose 100 lbs, much easier said than done though!
So you carry your spare parts with you all the time huh? Nifty! 
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ellenallien said: "i have asthma" but i smoke anyway, new lungs??
This, mostly. But I know that with a fresh set of lungs, I'd just start smoking more
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wildernessjunkie
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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: koraks]
#14371214 - 04/29/11 05:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Broken Jaw. About 10 years ago. Got sucker punched when I was a bouncer. 7 screws and a plate, dead center between my two front bottom teeth. Really comes to my attention when Im tripping, and when its really cold. Why when Im tripping?...I dont know, but it does.
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limestoneman
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My right leg is permanently twisted to the right. It just grew that way for some reason. It hurts like hell and locks up sometimes, but I don't have the insurance to do anything about it.
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gzuf
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propensity said: SAME THING WITH THE JAW
Fuck it. It's constant pain, constant cracking. Seems to be getting better since I started using a mouthguard.
Still fucking lame
Fucking lame indeed, and it probably costs an arm and a leg to fix. Stupid fucking jaw. I think I might clench my teeth when I sleep but I'm not sure.
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Maverick
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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: gzuf]
#14371436 - 04/29/11 07:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I tore my ACL last month skiing. I get surgery in about 2-3 weeks, but for the mean time it's been limping around in misery and pain. I'm not really looking forward to the surgery either, as that will lay me up for another month followed by a minimum of 6 months (average of 9) physical therapy before I can start skiing and hiking again.
This might be the most physically miserable year for me ever, with 2009 being the most mentally/emotionally miserable. Also the $30,000 average cost for knee reconstruction isn't making me any happier.
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Patlal
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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: Maverick]
#14371502 - 04/29/11 07:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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My ribcage likes to fuck with me, ometimes in makes me feel like my sternum is crack, other time it make me feel as if I was having heartattacks.
Its all good
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Maverick
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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: Patlal]
#14371509 - 04/29/11 07:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Aaah I've had a cracked sternum. Shit sucks. You laugh and your chest feels like someone smashed it with a log.
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robbyberto
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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: gzuf]
#14371527 - 04/29/11 07:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I have a sprained right ankle and a corn on my big left toe. The corn or callus or whatever it is has been especially annoying because I've had it for well over a month.
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bbl337
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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: robbyberto]
#14371963 - 04/29/11 10:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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well, now i feel healthy...
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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: bbl337]
#14372191 - 04/29/11 11:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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my right leg from the knee down
shin spints tendonitis u name it
need a new one
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Maverick
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Re: Your Broken Body Parts [Re: Micawber]
#14372462 - 04/29/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mica, ever have your knee checked for torn mensiscus or ACL/PCL etc? You'd be surprised how easy it is to tear the ligaments there.
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