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The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality
    #14364623 - 04/28/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I have very grave news, The mixing of the two may cause a catalyst reaction in the temporal lobe causing you to crave the anoose hole of other males. Once diagnosed with clinical homosexuality there is no known cure, devotedly religious people will hate you and the male population who are so insecure of there sexual orientation that your mere presence confuses them will shun you. You have been warned.


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14364629 - 04/28/11 12:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It's true....shrooms made me gay. So I had to go to a rehabilitation camp to Dave my soul from the fiery pit of hell.

Moral of the story, mushrooms make you gay an we all know it!


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: 2Cents]
    #14364636 - 04/28/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:sleep:


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: 2Cents]
    #14364640 - 04/28/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I don't crave man holes I just start tripping and blowing, they seem to just go together.

Take some shrooms, blow all the crack heads beneath the El


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14364645 - 04/28/11 12:07 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, so when you're doing mushrooms with your friends, remember: Friends don't let friends near their buttholes.


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: Devlish2]
    #14364648 - 04/28/11 12:08 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

a week after my first mushroom trip i found a huge box of gay porn arrived at my house, i mustve been tripping hard when i ordered that cause i had no recollection :wizard:


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: Devlish2]
    #14364649 - 04/28/11 12:08 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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:sleep:



Quick! He's sleeping! Get his butthole!


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: skatealex2]
    #14364656 - 04/28/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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a week after my first mushroom trip i found a huge box of gay porn arrived at my house, i mustve been tripping hard when i ordered that cause i had no recollection :wizard:



if this happened, you might has the gay


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: skatealex2]
    #14364664 - 04/28/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I used to think someone snuck into my room and looked at gay porn on my computer.
Then I set up a web cam and it turns out it was me. trippin on shrooms. :awehigh:

Fappin like a banshee :whacker:


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: lil_demented]
    #14364675 - 04/28/11 12:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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PreparationH said:
Quote:

skatealex2 said:
a week after my first mushroom trip i found a huge box of gay porn arrived at my house, i mustve been tripping hard when i ordered that cause i had no recollection :wizard:



if this happened, you might has the gay




oh no, call :etjesus:


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I used to think someone snuck into my room and looked at gay porn on my computer.
Then I set up a web cam and it turns out it was me. trippin on shrooms. :awehigh:

Fappin like a banshee :whacker:





:rofl:


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: lil_demented]
    #14364687 - 04/28/11 12:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It starts with a gateway drug. Maybe you just admire a cock during a regular porn scene, or maybe you start meandering towards tranny porn. Eventually, you find yourself googling "bi sex threesome" and then a week later, you learn what a "twink" is and start in on that.

The next thing you know, you're leather clad, astride your harley, with a wiry, hairless cub wrapping his arms around you, slowly inhaling the scent of your dusty old jacket.

Stop now, you can save yourself from embarrassing nicknames like "Big Bear" or "Pooky Panda" or "Sir Pokesalot." You'll never have to know the feeling of another mans stubble rubbing up against your cheek, kissing you goodnight. And you'll never have to worry about the self-control issues that come with seeing an unguarded butthole.


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: skatealex2]
    #14364688 - 04/28/11 12:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I didn't realize that banshees were known for masturbation


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: guywiththegun]
    #14364695 - 04/28/11 12:20 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I swear. Stephen is just a friend. We hang out a lot. Thats it. Nothing else! :mad2:


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: propensity]
    #14364698 - 04/28/11 12:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: skatealex2]
    #14364702 - 04/28/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

If you're gay before ingestion, do you become un-homo'd?

2 negatives = positive.

but then its all based on perspective because what if you like being gay :header:


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: mrckb]
    #14364711 - 04/28/11 12:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

No, no, no. Nobody likes being gay. Homos are the most unhappy people on the planet, hence the ironic tag of "being gay", a synonym for happy. It's a cruel joke played by the english language.


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: guywiththegun]
    #14364748 - 04/28/11 12:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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guywiththegun said:
No, no, no. Nobody likes being gay. Homos are the most unhappy people on the planet, hence the ironic tag of "being gay", a synonym for happy. It's a cruel joke played by the english language.



oh i see.:feelsbadman:


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14364769 - 04/28/11 12:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You then balance it out with some manly beer. All feelings aside, you're just masturbating intoxicated in your room so I say let sleeping dogs lie


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: BargainBab]
    #14364814 - 04/28/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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You then balance it out with some manly beer. All feelings aside, you're just masturbating intoxicated in your room so I say let sleeping dogs lie



:wtfsonic:


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: BargainBab]
    #14364815 - 04/28/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Can you then become gay from merely brushing past one of these infected people?:tinfoil:


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Re: The dangers of mixing shrooms and heterosexuality [Re: cacharstar]
    #14364817 - 04/28/11 01:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

If your that close to one of them its already too late


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