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Gratos
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I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow
#14363346 - 04/27/11 08:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Long story short I got a call to woek tomorrow and im dirty. My only option is taking in someone elses piss. How do I do it? Will a ballon full of piss taped to my balls work?
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mellowparty
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: Gratos]
#14363353 - 04/27/11 08:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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A syringe brah 
Buy fake piss from ebay for next time so you dont have to go to people and ask for their piss.
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Nezzy
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: Gratos]
#14363354 - 04/27/11 08:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Go to a headshop and pick up some synthetic urine. It should come with all the necessary items and instructions. As long as they're not watching you "piss" it should work. Has never failed me.
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: Gratos]
#14363357 - 04/27/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I would recommend cutting yourself and bleeding out about a point. then drink as much orange juice until the interview. you'll be fine.
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: mellowparty]
#14363358 - 04/27/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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run to the smoke shoppeeee stat and get some fake piss.
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mellowparty
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
#14363360 - 04/27/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Larrythescaryrex said: I would recommend cutting yourself and bleeding out about a point. then drink as much orange juice until the interview. you'll be fine.
 
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Gratos
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: mellowparty]
#14363372 - 04/27/11 08:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Everything is closed and I donte have a syringe. Im kinda fucked any household items hold piss well?
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ferrel_human
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: Gratos]
#14363377 - 04/27/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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by a detox drink. those have worked for me.
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mellowparty
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: Gratos]
#14363394 - 04/27/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gratos said: Everything is closed and I donte have a syringe. Im kinda fucked any household items hold piss well?
try an empty toothpaste container. Not sure how you gonna fill it though.
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Gratos
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: ferrel_human]
#14363395 - 04/27/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Thinkchugging gallons of water will do the trick? Its just 3 oxycodones
Edited by Gratos (04/27/11 08:29 PM)
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The_Ghost
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: Gratos]
#14363407 - 04/27/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gratos said: Everything is closed and I donte have a syringe. Im kinda fucked any household items hold piss well?
Ive filled an empty bottle of robotussin cough gels with someones piss before and taped it to my leg. That interview was awkward, and they ended up doing a swab test lol.
How were you even considering a balloon? That shit is gonna burst and you're gonna be covered in piss
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: The_Ghost]
#14363426 - 04/27/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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if its a pee test then gallons of water, tea, coffee, all day, chug as much as you can up until the moment of truth
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Gratos
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: sonorandose]
#14363447 - 04/27/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Think it will work? Theres like 3 oxys in my system thats it
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: Gratos]
#14363467 - 04/27/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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smoke a fat blunt
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: Gibson33]
#14363519 - 04/27/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ohh, with oxys I have no clue. It should work on the same principal as reefers. pissing water is what needs to happen
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Edited by sonorandose (04/27/11 08:52 PM)
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Gratos
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: sonorandose]
#14363750 - 04/27/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well I got a small tube of toothpaste full of clean piss taped to my nuts, wish me luck
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: Gratos]
#14363764 - 04/27/11 09:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I would ask how you managed to get that thing filled... But I'm not sure that I even want to know.
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Gratos
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Re: I fucked up, can someone advise me on how to pass a drug test tomorrow [Re: sjfrockerdude]
#14363768 - 04/27/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Lol I dunno, I didn't fill it
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