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OfflineLadySativa
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Drug Test?
    #14362672 - 04/27/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Hey guys I usually smoke daily and I have a drug test coming up. I plan on using some clean urine inside a condom. My question is where to put it to keep it warm, try to force it up my vaginal canal, hide between thigh and leg, under my big boobs or insert it lengthwise along the inside of my vaginal lips? LMAO I hate asking here but have nowhere else to trust. Also should the condom be unlubricated or even if it is can I wash it? Thanks :rolleyes:


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Re: Drug Test? [Re: LadySativa]
    #14362685 - 04/27/11 06:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I say shove it where it fits. :shrug:


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Re: Drug Test? [Re: sjfrockerdude]
    #14362739 - 04/27/11 06:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Go get some Quick Fix. No need to shove anything inside your vagina.

It's to easy I'm not saying anything else.

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Re: Drug Test? [Re: LadySativa]
    #14362981 - 04/27/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I probably wouldn't be able to give you very good advice without pics  :thousandisland:


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Re: Drug Test? [Re: LadySativa]
    #14363258 - 04/27/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Along the inside of your vaginal lips :whacker: sounds like it would keep it warm enough.
Only if your ugly stays warm. I'm Just saying some girls have warmer vagina's than others. You could always try it with water in a condom and then check the temperature with a thermometer you'd use when your sick. :shrug:

The condom should be unlubricated, you don't want any rainbow colors in your urine. And, I assume, thats what oil based lubricant would look like in liquid.

Was this helpful? Cause I kinda got a boner thinking about it...


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