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    #1436252 - 04/07/03 03:12 PM (15 years, 15 days ago)

THE BUNNY AND THE SNAKE

Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an
orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both
were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and
fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt
you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In
fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the
same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never
knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and
work
out what you are, so at least you'll have that go! ing for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake
slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft
fur;
you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft
cottony
tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The
bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my
paw,
and help you the same way that you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're
smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no
testicles.

I'd say you must be French


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Re: Humor [Re: Ripple]
    #1436298 - 04/07/03 03:28 PM (15 years, 15 days ago)

Hahahahahaha! Very amusing Ripple :wink: I hadn't heard that one yet. :smile:
-Bruiser 


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Re: Humor [Re: Bruiser]
    #1436385 - 04/07/03 04:01 PM (15 years, 15 days ago)

Yea I likes it Too  :smile: 


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Re: Humor [Re: Ripple]
    #1436603 - 04/07/03 05:17 PM (15 years, 15 days ago)

LOL!


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?



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Re: Humor [Re: Murex]
    #1443365 - 04/09/03 04:07 PM (15 years, 13 days ago)

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened
to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled:
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away:

"Hello, we're all down here..."


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Re: Humor [Re: Paid]
    #1469179 - 04/18/03 03:11 AM (15 years, 5 days ago)


The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and, after a brief chat about world affairs, the Iraqi says, "I have a question that I think perhaps you can answer."

President Bush says, "Well, I'll do my best..."

The Iraqi ambassador continues, "My son watches this show 'StarTrek', and in it there are Russians, Blacks, Native Americans, Hispanics, Asians, and all kinds of alien people, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs on StarTrek."

President Bush laughs, leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers, "Because it takes place in the future."



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    #1469221 - 04/18/03 03:35 AM (15 years, 5 days ago)

"Look at ME!!" boasted the fit old man, pounding a very flat and firm
stomach, having just finished 100 situps before a group of young people.
"Fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why?? I don't smoke, I don't
drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after loose women!!"

He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes aglitter, "And tomorrow --
tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my -90th- birthday!!"

"Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers, "How?"





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