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OfflineBargainBab
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Life is a bad trip right now
    #14358872 - 04/26/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Haven't slept in two days, lost a jar to contam
Starving like a cockass
Had a craving for horseradish, all we have is warm unopened so I put some in the freezer for a bit
Found giant brown house spider in freezer
Keep forgetting about spider, go to get horseradish, get scared by spider
All the hot dog buns are in the freezer, the freezer is connected to the fridge, the fridge was left open when I ran from it last time
The kitchen is now the spider's domain
Wat do shroomery
Need help


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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: BargainBab]
    #14358880 - 04/26/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

the spider is cute but not harmless


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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: BargainBab]
    #14358882 - 04/26/11 11:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Relax, no matter the experience, it shall pass. Suffering is only temporary and cannot be binding, for some day you will die.


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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: PassiveAgressive]
    #14358895 - 04/27/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Eat the spider. Its a sign. Eat it!


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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: BargainBab]
    #14358900 - 04/27/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

if that's a bad trip, then my life must be permanent psychosis


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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: masterharf]
    #14358913 - 04/27/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I had to check if the spider was real and I caught him in a jar...I filled the jar with honey so I can freeze it and it'll be like he's frozen in amber


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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: BargainBab]
    #14358934 - 04/27/11 12:08 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Damn I hate spiders :frown: At least you got it though :laugh: :thumbup:


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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: Best In The World]
    #14358982 - 04/27/11 12:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

your situation is :lolsy:


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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: Best In The World]
    #14358997 - 04/27/11 12:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Arachnids are awsome and this world would be infinitely more infested with insects if it werent for spiders. Besides there are only a very small percent of spiders that can actually envenomate you, especially in the US. So in the words of Arnold Swarchenegger... "Stop Whining"

And i have one of these guys as a pet in my room. Its awsome to watch him/ her feed.



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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: LustfulLinsanity]
    #14359091 - 04/27/11 12:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

leave the spider alone changsta :agentgtfo:


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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: BargainBab]
    #14359136 - 04/27/11 12:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

BargainBab said:
Haven't slept in two days, lost a jar to contam
Starving like a cockass
Had a craving for horseradish, all we have is warm unopened so I put some in the freezer for a bit
Found giant brown house spider in freezer
Keep forgetting about spider, go to get horseradish, get scared by spider
All the hot dog buns are in the freezer, the freezer is connected to the fridge, the fridge was left open when I ran from it last time
The kitchen is now the spider's domain
Wat do shroomery
Need help



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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: BargainBab]
    #14359475 - 04/27/11 03:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

How the fuck is a spider living in your freezer.

You either have:
    - a fucked freezer that isnt freezing things
    or
    - the god of all spiders :albundy:


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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: mrckb]
    #14359529 - 04/27/11 04:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, wtf. How does a spider survive in a freezer?

Also,


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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14359577 - 04/27/11 04:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Still no sleep. I can only assume that he just got in. I don't thin he matured in there lol


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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: BargainBab]
    #14359580 - 04/27/11 04:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Take him out bro, what if he dies?! :sad:


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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14359586 - 04/27/11 04:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm making him into candy. You can saturate creatures with exoskeletons in honey or molasses, they come out crunchy lol.


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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: BargainBab]
    #14359599 - 04/27/11 05:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:nono: you're doin it wrong

:albundy:

Deep fry it first, then consume with sweet-n-sour chicken sauce. Deep fried spiders are yummi. Then you can use its teeth or whatever they're called to remove any chunky bits stuck to your teeth.


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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: mellowparty]
    #14359697 - 04/27/11 06:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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:nono: you're doin it wrong

:albundy:

Deep fry it first, then consume with sweet-n-sour chicken sauce. Deep fried spiders are yummi. Then you can use its teeth or whatever they're called to remove any chunky bits stuck to your teeth.





I believe spider teeth are fangs

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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: mrckb]
    #14359712 - 04/27/11 06:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:yesnod:


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Re: Life is a bad trip right now [Re: BargainBab]
    #14359742 - 04/27/11 06:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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BargainBab said:
Haven't slept in two days,





:feelsgoodman: it :feelsgoodman: to be sleep deprived from time to time. Did you know that's what shamans like to do when they are bored?

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lost a jar to contam



:feelsgoodman: that jar prolly would have grown somethang that would make u :feelsbadman: if u ate them thangs

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Starving like a cockass




:feelsgoodman: fasts good man, sometimes its good to starve urself to detoxify ur body from all the thangs u have eaten

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Had a craving for horseradish, all we have is warm unopened so I put some in the freezer for a bit





:feelsgoodman:
freezes good man

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Found giant brown house spider in freezer
Keep forgetting about spider, go to get horseradish, get scared by spider
All the hot dog buns are in the freezer, the freezer is connected to the fridge, the fridge was left open when I ran from it last time
The kitchen is now the spider's domain
Wat do shroomery
Need help




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I guess that spider found a lil home to :feelsgoodman: @.

:feelsgoodman: maybe you should just let the spider live there and do its thang and u do ur thang, and all will be :feelsgoodman: like it is.


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