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Ginto
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Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf?
#14357848 - 04/26/11 09:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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So, I was thinking about my other thread about fapping while on DMT. This got me thinking, what if I took it a step further? Has anyone tried this? If so how was it?
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Ginto] 1
#14357893 - 04/26/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Are you asking if anyone has ever had sex with an elf that exists during a DMT trip?
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Ginto]
#14357924 - 04/26/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ginto said: So, I was thinking about my other thread about fapping while on DMT. This got me thinking, what if I took it a step further? Has anyone tried this? If so how was it?
Nah never got it on with a DMT entity. Though I did have a mental orgasm on LSD once.
I was laying on my back with my eyes shut and my CEVs begun to take the 3d shape of the form of a woman's sexual parts. I was very turned on and aroused as her sexual parts got closer to me. Then I experienced orgasm. It sent amazing fractal waves through her entire being. I didn't have an erection or ejaculate, however this was definitely a sexual orgasm.
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Ginto
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ShroomXolomilco said: Are you asking if anyone has ever had sex with an elf that exists during a DMT trip?
Yep.
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I'm high as shit and this made me LOL
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: halo]
#14358069 - 04/26/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: BargainBab]
#14358817 - 04/26/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ITS A ASERIOUS QUESTION THAT DESERVS A SERIAL ANSWER.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Ginto]
#14358836 - 04/26/11 11:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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"not yet"
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Doc_T]
#14358870 - 04/26/11 11:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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mhm yeah.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Ginto]
#14358943 - 04/27/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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where do i go in DMT world to find these elves everyones so f-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Dawks]
#14359607 - 04/27/11 05:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dawks said:
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Ginto said: So, I was thinking about my other thread about fapping while on DMT. This got me thinking, what if I took it a step further? Has anyone tried this? If so how was it?
Nah never got it on with a DMT entity. Though I did have a mental orgasm on LSD once.
I was laying on my back with my eyes shut and my CEVs begun to take the 3d shape of the form of a woman's sexual parts. I was very turned on and aroused as her sexual parts got closer to me. Then I experienced orgasm. It sent amazing fractal waves through her entire being. I didn't have an erection or ejaculate, however this was definitely a sexual orgasm.
I also experienced this on a high dose of mescaline, minus the sexual CEVs.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Met]
#14362103 - 04/27/11 04:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Once I got a lapdance from a dmt elf. Does that count? (i'm not joking either. It was definitely some kind of weird sexual experience. She(it) was slinking around my body-perception in a very sensual way...)
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Ginto]
#14362130 - 04/27/11 04:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ginto said: ITS A ASERIOUS QUESTION THAT DESERVS A SERIAL ANSWER.
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Ginto
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Nunbuh_Chrubble said: Once I got a lapdance from a dmt elf. Does that count? (i'm not joking either. It was definitely some kind of weird sexual experience. She(it) was slinking around my body-perception in a very sensual way...)
Yes, I would say that counts.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Ginto]
#14362692 - 04/27/11 06:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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No, but I'm gonna keep blasting off till I do.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Joolz]
#14362795 - 04/27/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I was raped in the cosmic ass by a DMT elf
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: catalyst]
#14364884 - 04/28/11 01:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Never had any DMT but this thread fucking wins!
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: strangetimez]
#14364913 - 04/28/11 01:50 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Read a trip report on another site about a guy who made love to an angel while on DMT. When his trip he ended it turned out it was his pillow. He said it was true love while it lasted though(guy also just got out of a bad relationship).
Not sure whether a or was in order.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Dawks]
#14364918 - 04/28/11 01:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dawks said:
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Ginto said: So, I was thinking about my other thread about fapping while on DMT. This got me thinking, what if I took it a step further? Has anyone tried this? If so how was it?
Nah never got it on with a DMT entity. Though I did have a mental orgasm on LSD once.
I was laying on my back with my eyes shut and my CEVs begun to take the 3d shape of the form of a woman's sexual parts. I was very turned on and aroused as her sexual parts got closer to me. Then I experienced orgasm. It sent amazing fractal waves through her entire being. I didn't have an erection or ejaculate, however this was definitely a sexual orgasm.
Same exact thing happened to me, i had my eyes closed in the car and was seeing tons of naked chicks. After a while waves of complete amazingness would roll over my face and entire body. It was better than an orgasm!
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: JustChill] 1
#14364972 - 04/28/11 02:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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its more like the elf got with me
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: 0rusnjos]
#14365106 - 04/28/11 03:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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It seems more possible with Ayahuasca, because you have more time. After encountering hostile male entities, I had a similar question: Can I bang a hyperspace female entity?
Suspending, for now, the argument about whether these contacts are real or not, it's interesting to think that you could perhaps successfully mate with one of these entities and sire a hyperspace child.
How would you care for such offspring?
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: monkeyheaven]
#14365129 - 04/28/11 03:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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SOLID GOLD thread!
I'm finally feeling at home on teh interwebs... fucking trippers...
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Halsfield]
#14365723 - 04/28/11 08:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Halsfield said: Read a trip report on another site about a guy who made love to an angel while on DMT. When his trip he ended it turned out it was his pillow. He said it was true love while it lasted though(guy also just got out of a bad relationship).
Not sure whether a or was in order.
A bit of both. :P
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I had a DMT trip where this female entity (as I perceived it) had this immensely curvaceous body, and it was like a big ass. Idk how to describe it other than saying imagine a curve of a woman's ass. Imagine that curve extended on forever as a line of energy always bending.
Somehow this was the most sexually stimulating thing I've ever experienced on a psychedelic, and it kind of felt like we bonded haha. no sex though, that wouldn't make sense.
She was hot though
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Angel_Above]
#14365803 - 04/28/11 08:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I invoke Rule 34 on this thread. Somebody needs to poast nude female machine elves, or better.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Doc_T]
#14366150 - 04/28/11 10:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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0rusnjos said: its more like the elf got with me
I loled
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Doc_T said: I invoke Rule 34 on this thread. Somebody needs to poast nude female machine elves, or better.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Doc_T]
#14366748 - 04/28/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Doc_T said: I invoke Rule 34 on this thread. Somebody needs to poast nude female machine elves, or better.
you would
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: k00laid]
#14366905 - 04/28/11 01:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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You're just mad that I got to it before you.
@strangetimez: I said better.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Doc_T]
#14367034 - 04/28/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Doc_T said: I invoke Rule 34 on this thread. Somebody needs to poast nude female machine elves, or better.

Amidoinitrite?
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ZOMG! Is he dry smashing her elf box?
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Doc_T]
#14367103 - 04/28/11 01:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Doc_T said: ZOMG! Is he dry smashing her elf box?
I think he is!
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I tried once. We were communicating with our eyes and she looked oh so nice. I thought she was telling me to come to her, but as I started forward, a cage came down around her, sirens went off, I realized she was a demon, and I was shot off into another world.
I concluded that they don't really want to get frisky with us. Haven't tried since.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: thesoundd]
#14367339 - 04/28/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I tried once. We were communicating with our eyes and she looked oh so nice. I thought she was telling me to come to her, but as I started forward, a cage came down around her, sirens went off, I realized she was a demon, and I was shot off into another world.
I concluded that they don't really want to get frisky with us. Haven't tried since.
ahahah
omg this fucking thread, just when i thought i laughed my most i read the next post lol
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Ghostwriter]
#14369780 - 04/28/11 09:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Another experience that I had was much more scary and unpleasant. I emerged into the hyperspace and it was the first time that really experienced total immersion. Colors were SO bright and vivid, and everything was buzzing so fast! These mobius-strip-like creatures were popping in and out of occlusion, and then the came up next to me very fast and I began moving sideways and became very disoriented. Then everything was dark and I was having sex with ... IDK... somebody or some THING. It was like every sexual experience in my memory.
All of a sudden I realized that I didn't know who or what I was having sex with, or what was going on, and I tried to get out! I was trapped in this mishmash of sexuality. Some kind of phallus was inserted down my throat, and the more I fought the more I became entangled in this mass! It was absolutely terrifying!
Then I heard my friends voices and I remembered that I had smoked DMT and began to relax. I then gained the impression that I wasn't being attacked, but that the entities where trying to make love with me and that I didn't need to be scared. Once I relaxed it was much more pleasurable, and the color started to come back.
The phallus that was in my throat became this kind of umbilical cord, and the visions changed into me being attached by this cord from my mouth to the teat of this GIGANTIC meta-being. It was like Gaia, or some kind of similar being which was made up of many other beings, and it extended for as far as I could comprehend.
I remembered then about what McKenna said about making sound/vocalizations during the trip, and so I let out this bellowing, "OOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM.... OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM...." and the meta-being was transformed into this flowering, rippling mandala of energy being projected from my voice.
And then I began to come down as this mandala faded away. I came to, lying on my floor still moaning. My friends had this horrified look on their face and said that I began convulsing and thrashing around, that my back had arched off of the ground, and that my eyes had rolled into the back of my head and that I was making these terrible sounds...
I haven't had the balls to really go all the way with DMT since then. It was a very traumatic experience and I experienced anxiety for quite a while after that.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: catalyst]
#14369850 - 04/28/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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catalyst said: I was raped in the cosmic ass by a DMT elf 
I have no idea if you're being serious.... but a friend of mines girlfriend smoked DMT for the first and last time not too long ago...
she was definitely traumatized... all she really says about it, is that she was raped, she doesn't know by what.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: LuSiD9]
#14369864 - 04/28/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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catalyst said: I was raped in the cosmic ass by a DMT elf 
I have no idea if you're being serious.... but a friend of mines girlfriend smoked DMT for the first and last time not too long ago...
she was definitely traumatized... all she really says about it, is that she was raped, she doesn't know by what.
It was more in metaphorical jest, but that's terrible to hear about your friend 
Naughty tricksters.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: catalyst]
#14370063 - 04/28/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've never experienced anything like that, and I don't know why. Entities don't seem to visually appear to me. The last time I had an entity appear, there were twin beings made of geometric patterns, but one was pink, and the other green. They put me in a box.
I really want to bang a hyperspace-chick, or at least meet one.
How much are you guys taking, anyway? And of what kind of DMT?
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: 403Forbidden]
#14370273 - 04/28/11 11:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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the machine elves always tell me they see me more as a friend...stupid hyperspatial ladder theory ...
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: JohnnyConverse]
#14370294 - 04/28/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't approve of inter-dimensional relationships. Call me old fashioned...
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: bholzer]
#14370915 - 04/29/11 01:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yes, happily married.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Luman]
#14370967 - 04/29/11 01:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The elves usually don't let me past second base.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: bholzer]
#14371243 - 04/29/11 05:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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bholzer said: I don't approve of inter-dimensional relationships. Call me old fashioned...
As long as proper protection is involved, I have no qualms regarding such relations. Unexpected inter-dimensional fertilization posits a logistical mess, however.
The last thing I need is hyperspace offspring.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: catalyst]
#14372868 - 04/29/11 02:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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What does a four-dimensional condom look like?
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Doc_T]
#14373149 - 04/29/11 03:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Doc_T said: What does a four-dimensional condom look like?
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Met]
#14373372 - 04/29/11 03:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Met said:
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Dawks said:
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Ginto said: So, I was thinking about my other thread about fapping while on DMT. This got me thinking, what if I took it a step further? Has anyone tried this? If so how was it?
Nah never got it on with a DMT entity. Though I did have a mental orgasm on LSD once.
I was laying on my back with my eyes shut and my CEVs begun to take the 3d shape of the form of a woman's sexual parts. I was very turned on and aroused as her sexual parts got closer to me. Then I experienced orgasm. It sent amazing fractal waves through her entire being. I didn't have an erection or ejaculate, however this was definitely a sexual orgasm.
I also experienced this on a high dose of mescaline, minus the sexual CEVs.
I had it happen from LSD plus Beethoven's 9th, when it peaked, I peaked and it was orgasmic in the truest sense.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: bholzer]
#18956138 - 10/09/13 07:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've been "tested sexually" by reptilian DMT entities; they were asking me if I really do find tryptamines to be sexual and they seemed like they thought I'd be willing to be experimented on sexually.
I also once had an entity try to impress me and fly me from somewhere and he dropped me off on an extremely comfy and amazing Interdimensional bed...
Another occasion, I was given spontaneous orgasms from DMT (maybe entities too but not sure.. It felt like a reward or celebration for me).
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: chaosbydesign]
#18956595 - 10/09/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hyperspace booty call with elves? that's waaaay beyond trysexual...
But I do regularly get a strip show from my DMT girls - just worried that if I give them a bit of the old slap & tickle then some DMT bouncer will bust my face and kick me outta there.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Global_Roaming]
#18956646 - 10/09/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I never have, but I remember reading a report about it on erowid years ago. Here it is;
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I smoked DMT for the first time recently. Having had substantial experience with other ethnogens, I found DMT to be somewhat beyond such things as LSD & psilocybin.
Two friends were present during my trip, both acting as ground crew and remaining sober and silent as I went off.
Having smoked the DMT in two hits, I laid back and barely had time to close my eyes as an immensely coherent visual trip began.
To start with I was travelling into what looked like a long curved tunnel. The walls of the tunnel were like bright multicolored tiles - pinks, greens and blues espescially.
After an indeterminate period of time I found myself in a garden, which seemed to be suspended in a sky blue void, rather than part of any larger land mass.
The garden had grass, flowers, trees, even a picket fence and seemed quite convincing and solid. I noticed two 'faeries' sitting on a swing hanging from one of the trees. They seemed to be inviting me closer, and I floated in their direction (didn't feel like I had my body with me).
As I approached them I noticed that they were lewdly playing with themselves and each other, I watched them for some time before noticing that there were more inhabitants in the garden.
There were more of the faeries and what I assume were their children (there were no males). The children were walking about with watering cans watering the flowers that grew on the borders of the garden.
Suddenly several of the children started spraying me with something which stung my face with tiny pinpricks of pain. As my mind objected I received the thought that they were spraying insecticide on me to kill the bugs (dunno where this thought came from but I feel it was relayed telepathically to me from the faeries)
After being sprayed, the faeries all formed a group near to me. They seemed to all be adding to some liquid which they were creating inside one of the flowers. They wanted me to pay attention to this, so I watched them all working on their flower thing.
Soon enough they were done, and from the flower head they produced a shiny looking capsule. They told me to eat it, and I felt that it had been prepared with love and that I should eat it.
As I ate the capsule, the thought came up that I was at ten minutes and should be ending my DMT trip, but that this capsule would extend my trip (Of course I didn't know how long I'd been off, although when I later came around it had been 17mins)
The final phase of my trip was frankly utterly unexpected. I was surrounded, pleasured, rubbed and teased by the rudest, sexiest bunch of faeries you can imagine.
My physical body actually began moving with what I was experiencing inside - my hips were bucking and gyrating. A tiny part of my mind knew that back in the real world my friends were probably seeing something rather odd, but the pleasure was too great not to writhe to.
The trip faded out gradually, and I kept my eyes closed as I tried to gather myself.
My only conscious thought for a few minutes was something like 'thankyou oh my god thankyou thankyou' I felt so grateful to the beings I had met - the thing I felt most from them was waves of love. Each of them radiated love, and as a group they were pulsating with it.
I am completely unable to categorise, rationalise or in any way explain this trip. The terms of reference are just too far out. But I'll certainly be voyaging with DMT again!
http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=8667
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Dark_Star]
#18956958 - 10/09/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have a couple experiences to share but admittedly they were with ayahuasca as this is a far more easy ally to work with. One experience I was laying on my bed having the usual conversation with the two beings that always used to come through and the female one starting securely caressing me all over. Just gentle subtle touches that where so sensual and felt amazing! Then I had gotten kinda wired out by it and stopped it out of fear.
She has not made herself know since now all I ever deal with is the male which is not fun at all. Same type thing happened on lsd being touched sensually. With ayahuasca I gave my friend a cup and she layer in bed for four hours having what seemed like one continuous sustained orgasm. Pretty interesting and fun to watch but it made me feel very insignificant as far as knowing I'd never be able to do that to a woman, nor could anyone.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Saint Marcus]
#18957482 - 10/10/13 12:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have read or heard somewhere that there are shamans in the amazon that actually take interdimentional wives and have children on another plane of existence.
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Nunbuh_Chrubble said: Once I got a lapdance from a dmt elf. Does that count? (i'm not joking either. It was definitely some kind of weird sexual experience. She(it) was slinking around my body-perception in a very sensual way...)
^ yea
dark room. depth silhouettes were rippling through the black in purplish/grey as danced. it looked as people were looking out from behind towards me. who then reached forward giving and taken breathe from my innards. i thought, then spoke out loud, asking, 'who are you?' with the comedy of the question, knowingly sitting in room, a cheshire like smile/crescent moon appeared to the upper right of dancer. where the was nothing left to do, but smile, smile, smile.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: WhoManBeing]
#18957712 - 10/10/13 02:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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This is the equivalent of a group of marine biologists asking for confession time as to who's been fucking the dolphins again.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Exogenesis]
#18957821 - 10/10/13 03:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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actully once i had an experience where after watching my friends hands begin to spin into his own body he collapsed into himself and i knew i had to go into the bed room.
i flung my head into a pillow and began flying through... shapes and a different depth of perception i cant describe. shortly after a sort of geometrical type female entity appeared very attractive to me.
on a sexual level, it was very odd to me and stuck out during my trip.
however i felt much better when "her" presence began to guide me through whatever tunnel or... thing i was going through. very odd indeed.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: MR.Merlin]
#18957835 - 10/10/13 03:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Probably the most entertaining thread i've ever read
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Tombc1]
#18957971 - 10/10/13 05:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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This. Is. Amazing.
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Ginto]
#18958049 - 10/10/13 05:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Though I have never had sex with a dmt entity I have had sex on dmt, you know, with a girl entity from our realms. We were in a tent and got naked and prepared the space with pillows and blankets. I loaded almost 100mg which we hit in small inhalations, shot gunning back and fourth to each other.
What ensued was cosmic bliss. Suddenly time seemed to move very quickly. People sometimes describe the elves moving as if playing a VHS tape on fast forward. However it seemed we moved in this fashion. I had an instant urge to hug and kiss her, holding her very close, as close as I possibly could. The feeling of skin on skin contact was extraordinary and everything felt perfect. I'm serious when I use the word perfect. We began moving in this very fast fluid way like two drops of water joining while falling through the sky.
Sex came incredibly naturally, unlike with other drugs it was easy to get an erection while incredibly high. It felt so unimaginably good, I don't think I even remember how good it felt myself. So sensitive and fluid all the while looking straight into each others eyes, seeing her soul writhing within the glean of her eyes. I believe we slowed down a couple times to smoke more dmt. We tried many different positions and gave each other head. Believe me, we were the elves! The tent walls were warping geometric patterns but I barely looked at them. This extremely passionate sex went on for almost two hours. I had taken LSD mescaline and a tad bit of MDMA prior so it was hard to tell where the dmt ended
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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Exogenesis]
#18959276 - 10/10/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Exogenesis said: This is the equivalent of a group of marine biologists asking for confession time as to who's been fucking the dolphins again.
would hope so
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