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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Dawks]
    #14364918 - 04/28/11 01:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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So, I was thinking about my other thread about fapping while on DMT. This got me thinking, what if I took it a step further? Has anyone tried this? If so how was it?




Nah never got it on with a DMT entity. Though I did have a mental orgasm on LSD once.

I was laying on my back with my eyes shut and my CEVs begun to take the 3d shape of the form of a woman's sexual parts. I was very turned on and aroused as her sexual parts got closer to me. Then I experienced orgasm. It sent amazing fractal waves through her entire being. I didn't have an erection or ejaculate, however this was definitely a sexual orgasm.



Same exact thing happened to me, i had my eyes closed in the car and was seeing tons of naked chicks. After a while waves of complete amazingness would roll over my face and entire body. It was better than an orgasm!


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: JustChill] * 1
    #14364972 - 04/28/11 02:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

its more like the elf got with me


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: 0rusnjos]
    #14365106 - 04/28/11 03:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It seems more possible with Ayahuasca, because you have more time.
After encountering hostile male entities, I had a similar question: Can I bang a hyperspace female entity?

Suspending, for now, the argument about whether these contacts are real or not, it's interesting to think that you could perhaps successfully mate with one of these entities and sire a hyperspace child. 

How would you care for such offspring?


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: monkeyheaven]
    #14365129 - 04/28/11 03:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

SOLID GOLD thread!

I'm finally feeling at home on teh interwebs... fucking trippers...


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Halsfield]
    #14365723 - 04/28/11 08:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Read a trip report on another site about a guy who made love to an angel while on DMT. When his trip he ended it turned out it was his pillow.  He said it was true love while it lasted though(guy also just got out of a bad relationship).

Not sure whether a :bow2: or  :laugh2:  was in order.




A bit of both. :P


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: DeliriumTrigger]
    #14365797 - 04/28/11 08:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I had a DMT trip where this female entity (as I perceived it) had this immensely curvaceous body, and it was like a big ass. Idk how to describe it other than saying imagine a curve of a woman's ass. Imagine that curve extended on forever as a line of energy always bending.

Somehow this was the most sexually stimulating thing I've ever experienced on a psychedelic, and it kind of felt like we bonded haha. no sex though, that wouldn't make sense.

She was hot though


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #14365803 - 04/28/11 08:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I invoke Rule 34 on this thread. Somebody needs to poast nude female machine elves, or better.


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14366150 - 04/28/11 10:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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0rusnjos said:
its more like the elf got with me




I loled

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Doc_T said:
I invoke Rule 34 on this thread. Somebody needs to poast nude female machine elves, or better.






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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14366748 - 04/28/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Doc_T said:
I invoke Rule 34 on this thread. Somebody needs to poast nude female machine elves, or better.



you would
:stoned:


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: k00laid]
    #14366905 - 04/28/11 01:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You're just mad that I got to it before you.

@strangetimez: I said better.


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14367034 - 04/28/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Doc_T said:
I invoke Rule 34 on this thread. Somebody needs to poast nude female machine elves, or better.





Amidoinitrite?


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: DeliriumTrigger]
    #14367057 - 04/28/11 01:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ZOMG! Is he dry smashing her elf box?


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14367103 - 04/28/11 01:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Doc_T said:
ZOMG! Is he dry smashing her elf box?



:rofldrunk:  :rofldrunk:
I think he is!


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: DeliriumTrigger]
    #14367152 - 04/28/11 02:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I tried once. We were communicating with our eyes and she looked oh so nice. I thought she was telling me to come to her, but as I started forward, a cage came down around her, sirens went off, I realized she was a demon, and I was shot off into another world.

I concluded that they don't really want to get frisky with us. Haven't tried since.


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: thesoundd]
    #14367339 - 04/28/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I tried once. We were communicating with our eyes and she looked oh so nice. I thought she was telling me to come to her, but as I started forward, a cage came down around her, sirens went off, I realized she was a demon, and I was shot off into another world.

I concluded that they don't really want to get frisky with us. Haven't tried since.




ahahah

omg this fucking thread, just when i thought i laughed my most i read the next post lol


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: Ghostwriter]
    #14369780 - 04/28/11 09:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Another experience that I had was much more scary and unpleasant. I emerged into the hyperspace and it was the first time that really experienced total immersion. Colors were SO bright and vivid, and everything was buzzing so fast! These mobius-strip-like creatures were popping in and out of occlusion, and then the came up next to me very fast and I began moving sideways and became very disoriented. Then everything was dark and I was having sex with ... IDK... somebody or some THING. It was like every sexual experience in my memory.

All of a sudden I realized that I didn't know who or what I was having sex with, or what was going on, and I tried to get out! I was trapped in this mishmash of sexuality. Some kind of phallus was inserted down my throat, and the more I fought the more I became entangled in this mass! It was absolutely terrifying!

Then I heard my friends voices and I remembered that I had smoked DMT and began to relax. I then gained the impression that I wasn't being attacked, but that the entities where trying to make love with me and that I didn't need to be scared. Once I relaxed it was much more pleasurable, and the color started to come back.

The phallus that was in my throat became this kind of umbilical cord, and the visions changed into me being attached by this cord from my mouth to the teat of this GIGANTIC meta-being. It was like Gaia, or some kind of similar being which was made up of many other beings, and it extended for as far as I could comprehend.

I remembered then about what McKenna said about making sound/vocalizations during the trip, and so I let out this bellowing, "OOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM.... OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM...." and the meta-being was transformed into this flowering, rippling mandala of energy being projected from my voice.

And then I began to come down as this mandala faded away. I came to, lying on my floor still moaning. My friends had this horrified look on their face and said that I began convulsing and thrashing around, that my back had arched off of the ground, and that my eyes had rolled into the back of my head and that I was making these terrible sounds...

I haven't had the balls to really go all the way with DMT since then. It was a very traumatic experience and I experienced anxiety for quite a while after that.


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: catalyst]
    #14369850 - 04/28/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I was raped in the cosmic ass by a DMT elf :sadyes:




I have no idea if you're being serious.... but a friend of mines girlfriend smoked DMT for the first and last time not too long ago...

she was definitely traumatized... all she really says about it, is that she was raped, she doesn't know by what.


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: LuSiD9]
    #14369864 - 04/28/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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LuSiD9 said:
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catalyst said:
I was raped in the cosmic ass by a DMT elf :sadyes:




I have no idea if you're being serious.... but a friend of mines girlfriend smoked DMT for the first and last time not too long ago...

she was definitely traumatized... all she really says about it, is that she was raped, she doesn't know by what.




It was more in metaphorical jest, but that's terrible to hear about your friend :frown:

Naughty tricksters.


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: catalyst]
    #14370063 - 04/28/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I've never experienced anything like that, and I don't know why. Entities don't seem to visually appear to me. The last time I had an entity appear, there were twin beings made of geometric patterns, but one was pink, and the other green. They put me in a box.

I really want to bang a hyperspace-chick, or at least meet one.

How much are you guys taking, anyway? And of what kind of DMT?


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Re: Has anyone ever gotten with a DMT elf? [Re: 403Forbidden]
    #14370273 - 04/28/11 11:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

the machine elves always tell me they see me more as a friend...stupid hyperspatial ladder theory ...


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