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The Whale

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Re: Getting ID'd for a lighter [Re: Salomon]
#14357731 - 04/26/11 09:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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"They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you teach a man to fish.... then he's gotta get a fishing license, but he doesn't have any money. So he's got to get a job and get into the social security system and pay taxes, and now you're gonna audit the poor cocksucker, cuz' he's not really good with math. So he'll pull the IRS van up to your house, and he'll take all your shit. He'll take your black velvet Elvis and your Batman toothbrush, and your penis pump, and that all goes up for auction with the burden of proof on you because you forgot to carry the one, cuz' you were just worried about eating a fucking fish, and you couldn't even cook the fish cuz' you needed a permit for an open flame. Then the health department is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where are you going to dump the scales and the guts. 'This is not a sanitary environment', and ladies and gentlemen if you get sick of it all at the end of the day... not even legal to kill yourself in this country. Thanks again John Ashcroft you weird bible addict, can't even handle your own drug. You were born free, you got fucked out of half of it, and you wave a flag celebrating it. [audience member]: Hey, don't hold back! [Doug]: You got an argument? [am] No, keep goin'!..The only true freedom you find, is when you realize and come to terms with the fact that you are completely and unapologetically fucked, and then you are free to float around the system." - D.S.
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Re: Getting ID'd for a lighter [Re: x Ju x]
#14357739 - 04/26/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ya, i've been ID'd one time in my life for a lighter. The clerk said the cops would do stings for lighter purchases so she had to ID everyone. I thought it was pretty dumb. It's disturbing that my tax dollars go towards this kind of crap.
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Re: Getting ID'd for a lighter [Re: playapez]
#14357747 - 04/26/11 09:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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playapez said: It's disturbing that my tax dollars go towards this kind of crap.
What if one of those kids managed to not only smoke, but set a national park on fire! Think about the bears.
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Re: Getting ID'd for a lighter [Re: The Whale]
#14357758 - 04/26/11 09:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The Whale said: "They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you teach a man to fish.... then he's gotta get a fishing license, but he doesn't have any money. So he's got to get a job and get into the social security system and pay taxes, and now you're gonna audit the poor cocksucker, cuz' he's not really good with math. So he'll pull the IRS van up to your house, and he'll take all your shit. He'll take your black velvet Elvis and your Batman toothbrush, and your penis pump, and that all goes up for auction with the burden of proof on you because you forgot to carry the one, cuz' you were just worried about eating a fucking fish, and you couldn't even cook the fish cuz' you needed a permit for an open flame. Then the health department is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where are you going to dump the scales and the guts. 'This is not a sanitary environment', and ladies and gentlemen if you get sick of it all at the end of the day... not even legal to kill yourself in this country. Thanks again John Ashcroft you weird bible addict, can't even handle your own drug. You were born free, you got fucked out of half of it, and you wave a flag celebrating it. [audience member]: Hey, don't hold back! [Doug]: You got an argument? [am] No, keep goin'!..The only true freedom you find, is when you realize and come to terms with the fact that you are completely and unapologetically fucked, and then you are free to float around the system." - D.S.

You shouldn't have opted out of GR's. I would've given you 5 shrooms for quoting one of my favorite Stanhope bits.
BTW, I saw that dude live once and it was an awesome experience. More like going to an absurd concert performance than a stand up act.
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Re: Getting ID'd for a lighter [Re: The Whale]
#14358109 - 04/26/11 10:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The Whale said:
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playapez said: It's disturbing that my tax dollars go towards this kind of crap.
What if one of those kids managed to not only smoke, but set a national park on fire! Think about the bears.
Think of the bears children!
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There is a brief period in your life where you'll get carded for everything. Enjoy it, I'm serious. It doesn't last long and you'll feel old when it stops happening.
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The Whale

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There is also a brief period in your life when you will see Ythan posting. Enjoy it, I'm serious. It doesn't last long.
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Man, I got carded buying The Matrix reloaded. I'm 27 and I still get carded for everything.
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Re: Getting ID'd for a lighter [Re: The Whale] 1
#14358251 - 04/26/11 10:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I post all the time, it's just usually in the elite super hidden drug hookup forum.
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I've only been carded for a lighter once in my life. I was 14 though.
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Re: Getting ID'd for a lighter [Re: Ythan]
#14358274 - 04/26/11 10:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ythan said: the elite super hidden drug hookup forum. 
Do they have any 5-MEOw discussions there? I've been looking for that shit but nobody seems to kno shit aboot it...
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Re: Getting ID'd for a lighter [Re: Ythan]
#14358330 - 04/26/11 10:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ythan said: There is a brief period in your life where you'll get carded for everything. Enjoy it, I'm serious. It doesn't last long and you'll feel old when it stops happening.
This is very true.
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Re: Getting ID'd for a lighter [Re: Remix]
#14358348 - 04/26/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Was at the local Target today buying some Dust off to clean my computer, and a pack of lighters since I was out. The guy ID me for the Endust not the lighters. Usually only mainstream convenient stores like 7-11 Id for lighters. Its rare I get carded for anything so doesn't really bother me.
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I think that happened to me when I was younger. Weirder than that, one time I was in a restaurant and I pulled out a cigarette after eating dinner (smoking in restaurants used to be legal) and the owner came over and made me pull ID for smoking a cigarette.
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Ythan said: There is a brief period in your life where you'll get carded for everything. Enjoy it, I'm serious. It doesn't last long and you'll feel old when it stops happening.
This is very true.
I don't think I've ever seen him before now ... heard of, never seen.
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Re: Getting ID'd for a lighter [Re: Le_Canard] 1
#14358887 - 04/26/11 11:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ToiletDuk said:... They just ask me my DOB of though, no need to drag out my license for them. One of the advantages of age. 
A few of the places I get smokes from just type in 12/12/12... I have been asked for my AARP card though, for other things . . .
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Re: Getting ID'd for a lighter [Re: vinsue]
#14358898 - 04/27/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Never for a lighter. Last time I was carded was... 1989, maybe? Other than places that check everybody coming in, I mean.
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