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shaman_nic420
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pass a drug test fast!
#14356911 - 04/26/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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hello...yesterday at work i was hanging out...then all the sudden i felt weird like i was having a hardcore flash back.....then i i went home and my girl friend said i looked stoned what you eat today....i was like McDonalds...oh shit this customer gave me a cookie she seemed nice and did not say anything about ganja..just said she baked it her self...turn outs it was a ganja cookie...my body has THC in it now and i need to know a way to get it out of my system with in a week i am on probation help....ASAP....
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joemolloy
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You don't think your probation officer would believe that story?
My brother bought a fake penis with fake piss and wore it for months just in case they tested him. I still get the giggles at that one.
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fatppl12

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Quote:
shaman_nic420 said: hello...yesterday at work i was hanging out...then all the sudden i felt weird like i was having a hardcore flash back.....then i i went home and my girl friend said i looked stoned what you eat today....i was like McDonalds...oh shit this customer gave me a cookie she seemed nice and did not say anything about ganja..just said she baked it her self...turn outs it was a ganja cookie...my body has THC in it now and i need to know a way to get it out of my system with in a week i am on probation help....ASAP....
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BargainBab
Hey Dere Ho Dere



Registered: 04/04/11
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Smoke shops sell drinks to help with that. But! Drink enough energy drinks to get the flush effect from them, for me its two monsters or three redbulls. Plenty of water, plenty of sweating!
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bholzer
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Re: pass a drug test fast! [Re: BargainBab]
#14356963 - 04/26/11 06:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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There's a great thread somewhere...hang on..
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bholzer
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Re: pass a drug test fast! [Re: bholzer]
#14356977 - 04/26/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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THIS is the best and most thorough way I have seen. This guy smoked constantly on probation and never failed a test.
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Aser
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Re: pass a drug test fast! [Re: bholzer]
#14356990 - 04/26/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Edit: ^^^ Looks legit, go with that method.
Drink lots and lots of water. Exercise as much as you can. Make your self sweat.
Take some vitamins so that your nutrient levels remain high enough from all the water you will need to consume. A day before testing make sure you don't exercise at all. Keep drinking water...no more than that...
Make sure the day of the test that you take a piss as soon as you wake up. Then when peeing in the cup, let the first of the stream go in the toilet. Then capture some midstream pee.
Edited by Aser (04/26/11 06:50 PM)
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shaman_nic420
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Re: pass a drug test fast! [Re: BargainBab]
#14357092 - 04/26/11 07:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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looks legit...what you think about the detox drinks at the smoke stores.
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bholzer
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Bullshit in my opinion. They're just full of electrolytes that you can get from Gatorade.
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Ajaxx
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Re: pass a drug test fast! [Re: bholzer]
#14357278 - 04/26/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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if you only ate one brownie, once, i doubt itll show up after a week.
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k00laid
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shaman_nic420 said: .what you think about the detox drinks at the smoke stores.
watered down version of using gatorade and vitamin supplements
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Ajaxx
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Re: pass a drug test fast! [Re: k00laid]
#14357370 - 04/26/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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those drinks are not intended for someone to pass a drug test. thats not what theyre designed to do. people dont realize this... dont waste money on those drinks or pills
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