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i must be retarded
#14356838 - 04/26/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ive spent all day downloading pc games, 6-7 gigs each, so i can play them bitches offline. ive tried 3 different guides on how to do this and none of them worked.
all i wanted to to was have a full working game of starcraft II and fallout: new vegas.
i must be fucking cause this shit is not working.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14356854 - 04/26/11 06:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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What kind of files are they and what are you using to attempt your installs?
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno] 1
#14356860 - 04/26/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dunno said: ive spent all day downloading pc games, 6-7 gigs each, so i can play them bitches offline. ive tried 3 different guides on how to do this and none of them worked.
all i wanted to to was have a full working game of starcraft II and fallout: new vegas.
i must be fucking cause this shit is not working.
Another technical issue question where the actual problem is never stated and left completely vague.
Are you having trouble "cracking"? If so, I have no sympathy for you. Any monkey can read the comments and copy / paste.
You aren't going to have a full working game of Starcraft 2 without a key, because the full working game includes the multilayer elements (all the fun in SC) that can only be accessed on BattleNet.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14356868 - 04/26/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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get daemon tools
use daemon tools to 'mount' the game's image files (.iso, .cue, .bin. .mds, etc)
the game should now autorun and allow you to install (you may have to manually run the drive that the game is now mounted to)
depending on the game, it may work fine, or you may need to find a nocd patch, or you may have to fuck around with it some more
profit!
(and yeah, for newer online games like sc2 you're obviously going to need a working key...maybe you can find a single player only crack )
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maybe i am retarded but
online versions of cracked games never work online.
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they are iso files and im using isopower. ive tried daemon lite as well. there was one guide that had me drag the file to C: documents then run the quick load bat file. said to keep running that until it works. i did that damn near 100 times.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14356880 - 04/26/11 06:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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im not trying to play online.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14356884 - 04/26/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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is their a crack file in the iso?
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: daiy]
#14356888 - 04/26/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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daiy said: get daemon tools
use daemon tools to 'mount' the game's image files (.iso, .cue, .bin. .mds, etc)
the game should now autorun and allow you to install (you may have to manually run the drive that the game is now mounted to)
depending on the game, it may work fine, or you may need to find a nocd patch, or you may have to fuck around with it some more
profit!
For a solution that doesn't require you to break another copyright and install a big, bloated piece of invasive software on your computer that you may never use 90% of'z functions (and if you have .iso files) try Virtual Clonedrive. It's free, small, and fast. Though it will not handle some of the image file types.
That's if you're having problems mounting a disk image in a virtual drive. You know you can google file extensions right>?
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14356891 - 04/26/11 06:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Did the .iso files come with any documentation to install. If so you should post them.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: rackem]
#14356897 - 04/26/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Never say never. But for the most part you are right.
I think crysis 2 with the 1.1 patch let anyone play online. Probably stopped by now.
CoD4 and other games can have pirated servers.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14356906 - 04/26/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Have you tried reading the comments on the torrents you download?
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yea, thats what confused me too. the torrent itself says you dont need a cd crack or patches, but then the comments say you do.
im downloading two new torrents of the two games i want along with the no cd crack. im going to try this one more time using poweriso. hopefully everything will go through smoothly.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14356936 - 04/26/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dunno said: yea, thats what confused me too. the torrent itself says you dont need a cd crack or patches, but then the comments say you do.
im downloading two new torrents of the two games i want along with the no cd crack. im going to try this one more time using poweriso. hopefully everything will go through smoothly.
Sometimes the nocd isn't a standalone crack (you still need a key)
It's those updates, lol.
I pay for most all my games, except when I feel ripped off. Like Gratuitous Space Battles, & all it's expansions are worth 7$, but I bought the game and felt like I had paid for 1/3 of it.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14356938 - 04/26/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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If you provide a link to what you downloaded or the included .nfo files, we could probably help you out.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14356940 - 04/26/11 06:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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instead of using the auto run, open in iso file and see whats in it. if their is a crack file typically what need to be done is the contents of the crack folder need to be copied into the installation directory of the game.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: rackem]
#14356952 - 04/26/11 06:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14356966 - 04/26/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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What point are you stuck at?
Can you mount the image? Does it then install?
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14356974 - 04/26/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Seems pretty straight forward...
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Newbie]
#14356981 - 04/26/11 06:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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thats what im saying. it didnt work with the last torrent so these are two new ones. they are still downloading right now so once they are finished i will try it again with poweriso.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14356984 - 04/26/11 06:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I usually don't even bother mounting, I just use poweriso to extract the iso to a folder and install that way.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14356986 - 04/26/11 06:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The answer is yes you must be retarded.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14356987 - 04/26/11 06:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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the downloads are taking forever though. its only at 43%. the no cd crack is finished.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14357624 - 04/26/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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im using this guide to download the fallout torrent.
http://www.demonoid.me/files/details/2424034/25676620/
Things you will need:
1. A Computer
2. A program Called Daemon Tools Lite http://www.disc-tools.com/download/daemon
3. A PC game in ISO format,(im not Supplying this) also a CD key for the game
Step one: Download Such Game through Torrent/Direct Download, i cannot tell you how to do so.
Step two: once the game is un-ziped or just in Raw iso form, download and install a program called Daemon Tools Lite. seen above. ---Daemon tools is a program that allows your computer to run ISO's as if they were the actual disc, so essentualy Tricking the computer into thinking you have a Fake Disc Drive.---- RUN the program Daemon tools in program files, when daemon tools icon appears in the tray in the bottom right hand corner of your desktop right click and set virtual drives to at least one. then right click it again and mount the ISO you downloaded.
Step 3: once mounted click "my Computer" and double click the Virtual CD drive with the ISO, their should be an ICON or name that says the game,
Step 4: that should run the AutoRUN, then go through the Setup until game is completed Instalation
Step 5: then (usually this part is included in many torrents) find a No-CD crack for the game labeled Game.exe and drop it in the Installed Folder, it should ask to replace the currently existing file(be sure to back-up the original)
Step 6: this should let you play most games, Enjoy
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14358222 - 04/26/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i fucking give up. i have no idea what the fuck im doing. ill just stick to movies and music. fuck this...
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14358541 - 04/26/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah, whatever you do, don't put forth the effort to learn something new. That wood be dum.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14359503 - 04/27/11 04:08 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah those are standard instructions for playing a cracked game.... Just give it some time man.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14359761 - 04/27/11 06:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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most *proper* game rips, come with the crack already included in the ISO or torrent file. Most of the solitary crack downloads are suspect and filled with viruses. Keygen programs almost always have a virus in it.
Your method you posted just before is correct.
Download game ISO/BIN file.
Open this file with Daemon tools/power ISO
this should start autorun, if not open the setup/autorun icon.
Install the game
Find the crack file and paste its contents into the directory where you installed the game.
Run the game.
It's really not that difficult.
I think the problems you are having is because you are trying to pirate 'un-pirateable' games. Starcraft II needs a cd-key to be played as its an 'online only' game. I'm not sure about fallout.
Just do your research on the games you can download cracked for free. They have to be offline games or 'single player' games more often then not.
Some good ones: Unreal tournament 2004, Mafia I & II, GTA 4, Need for speed underground 2, carbon, or most wanted.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14359878 - 04/27/11 07:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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rackem said: maybe i am retarded but
online versions of cracked games never work online.
I've used gameranger for such games and they work fine.
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Dunno said: i fucking give up. i have no idea what the fuck im doing. ill just stick to movies and music. fuck this...
Find a "Skidrow" version of the game.
Download.
Install a virtual drive software (I use magic disc with no problems whatsoever).
Mount the .ISO or .BIN to a drive w/ the program.
Install game.
Now, explore the mounted disc image for folders (go to MY COMPUTER and right-click "explore" rather than "open").
There should be a folder called "skidrow".
Copy the files inside that folder and paste into the previously installed game's folder which contains the executable (.exe) which runs the game (the correct folder will have executables with the same names as the ones you copied from the skidrow folder).
Play.
If this doesn't work then I don't know what to tell you.
P.S. Anytime you update the game with a patch you MUST use a crack that is updated for that particular patched version.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Remix]
#14361247 - 04/27/11 01:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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okay, so i have to files for the cracks
FalloutNVLauncher
and
FalloutNV
i copy and pasted the FalloutNVLauncher over the old FalloutNVLauncher and replaced it. then i tried doing the same with the falloutnv. when i tried replacing it i got this error message...
application load error 5:0000065434
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14361553 - 04/27/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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So it wouldn't let you paste the crack?
If so, try renaming the file you are trying to overwrite. Then copy/paste.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Aser]
#14361560 - 04/27/11 02:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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rename to whatever?
could it be an admin problem?
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Newbie]
#14361563 - 04/27/11 02:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Newbie said: Yeah those are standard instructions for playing a cracked game.... Just give it some time man.
Yep, my girlfriend has learned to do this after I got sick of installing every single new Sims 3 DLC that comes out for her.
It's really not that hard...
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14361593 - 04/27/11 03:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dunno said: i copy and pasted the FalloutNVLauncher over the old FalloutNVLauncher and replaced it. then i tried doing the same with the falloutnv. when i tried replacing it i got this error message...
application load error 5:0000065434
That sounds familiar...
Either one of two things:
1) Steam related.
2) The problem could be related to missing a .dll. Download the latest directx and install it. If that doesn't solve the problem download this file and put it in your system32 folder.
If that doesn't work, update drivers.
If THAT doesn't work google the shit out of the error code.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14361599 - 04/27/11 03:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dunno said: rename to whatever?
could it be an admin problem?
Yes, just rename it to anything. I like to rename the original files anyway. That way if I need to update the program/install an expansion, all I need to do is restore them. Deleting them means you will have to reinstall if you want to do this.
I don't know for sure, but it is possible it's administrator related. Try the rename and copy and see what happens.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14361644 - 04/27/11 03:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yep, seems like you've got a classic case of Cerebral Synaptic Retardation. I'm afriad you only have 3 days to potato.
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Re: i must be retarded [Re: Dunno]
#14364527 - 04/27/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dunno, you copy the whole crack file, not just the .exe file. Every file in the "crack folder" gets copied into the game directory.
it's supposed to replace files in the original file, this is what allows you to play the pirated version. You can just paste over them and replace them. It doesn't make too much difference. The best thing to do is copy out the files in the game folder and rename them to file(real) or something incase you need to change it later.
I think you might be pirating difficult games, and that might be the problem.
and lol @ mongoloyd's post
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