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This is a new thing for me, but after a lifetime of abstaining from green things (other than weed, of course) I've begun to eat salad.
I won't say it's easy. This would simply not be possible without a small amount of salad dressing and croutons.
So far I'd say the hardest part is just getting the fucking shit into my mouth. I can stab the leafy materials with my fork but I can't stab the croutons. So it's near-impossible to get both in the same forkfull. 
Does anybody else have any other tips to make the transition easier?
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Learn to enjoy light oil vinaigrette. If I run out of dressing, I find mustard works. It's good to get the light oil fats in you anyway, because so much of our diet is inundated with heavy fats that are terrible for you. Mediterranean diet and whatnot.
You definitely need something on it to give it flavor, but other than that, I don't know man. Things that aren't the best take time getting used to. I've managed to reach the point where I can chow on raw green onions even and enjoy it. Most people just eat something once and then discount it because they didn't enjoy it, which is dumb and childish because the objective of eating was never to have fun in the first place...
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differnt type of lettuce. soggy crutons
just work at it, salads are a nice light meal.. worth learning on how to get them into your mouth.
and if all else fails go chinesse on it
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Re: eating salad [Re: rackem]
#14356177 - 04/26/11 04:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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fuck just eating salad. Throw that shit in a wrap, roll it up, enjoy on the move.
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Tchan909 said: This is a new thing for me, but after a lifetime of abstaining from green things (other than weed, of course) I've begun to eat salad.
I won't say it's easy. This would simply not be possible without a small amount of salad dressing and croutons.
So far I'd say the hardest part is just getting the fucking shit into my mouth. I can stab the leafy materials with my fork but I can't stab the croutons. So it's near-impossible to get both in the same forkfull. 
Does anybody else have any other tips to make the transition easier?
Did you remember to toss said salad?
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I just made a huge batch of caesar salad last night. This shit is the bomb, especially as it sits over night the croutons get soggy and soak up all the flavors.
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put some black beans, pinto beans, corn, and tomato sauce in that hizzay while you're at it.
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Re: eating salad [Re: rackem]
#14356196 - 04/26/11 04:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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stab a piece of lettuce with a crouton on top of it then just balance it on there until its in your mouth salad is the shit, especially with tomatoes, craisins, and goat cheese
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Re: eating salad [Re: muistrue]
#14356200 - 04/26/11 04:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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FractalDust said: I just made a huge batch of caesar salad last night. This shit is the bomb, especially as it sits over night the croutons get soggy and soak up all the flavors. 
 Soggy bread has the worst texture IMO.
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PreparationH said: fuck just eating salad. Throw that shit in a wrap, roll it up, enjoy on the move.
Either that or eat with your hands. Utensils are for losers.
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Re: eating salad [Re: thoughts]
#14356207 - 04/26/11 04:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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balsamic vinaigrette ftw
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Re: eating salad [Re: blujay]
#14356210 - 04/26/11 04:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Cranberries took a long time, too. Fuuuuck I want crasins now though. Forgot about those little fuckers completely.
Or go spicy salad style with wasabi peas and salsa.
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Dr. P. Silocybin said: stab a piece of lettuce with a crouton on top of it then just balance it on there until its in your mouth salad is the shit, especially with tomatoes, craisins, and goat cheese
Craisins! Now THAT is an idea.
But yeah, I'm going to get some blue cheese crumbles for the future, too.
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Re: eating salad [Re: blujay]
#14356220 - 04/26/11 04:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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caesar salad is the shit.
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Re: eating salad [Re: thoughts]
#14356228 - 04/26/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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FractalDust said: I just made a huge batch of caesar salad last night. This shit is the bomb, especially as it sits over night the croutons get soggy and soak up all the flavors. 
 Soggy bread has the worst texture IMO.
Soggy bread does sure, but croutons stay crunchy on the inside while absorbing flavor on the outside.
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the last time I ate salad(yesterday) I had
black beans, tomato, lettuce, onion, pepperjack cheese all rolled up in a spicy jalapeno cheddar wrap.
It was fuckin GOOD
if I could, i'd have added hot peppers
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I gotta have some mushrooms, honey roasted sunflower kernels, red/yellow/green bell peppers, peas, and BACON on my salads. And some feta cheese, so bomb.
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Tomatoes,cucumbers,cheese,salad cream,lettuce
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Re: eating salad [Re: thoughts]
#14356254 - 04/26/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I eat it with lots cheese. And not too much ranch dressing.
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I've been getting into sea veggie salads a lot lately. They're pretty good and it's helping me with this whole cleansing thing I'm doing right now.
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Re: eating salad [Re: muistrue]
#14356320 - 04/26/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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dude ive tried to like salad. I can eat it but its not that pleasant.
hmmmm
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It's a hard lesson you have to learn at some point - what tastes good will not always make you feel good. In fact, when it comes to food, I suspect that pleasantness during eating vis-a-vis pleasantness after eating is a directly inverted relationship.
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Olive oil and balsamic vinegar dressing.
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have any of you who claim to dislike salad ever had caesar salad?
that shit is amazing. i could eat it with every meal.
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realfuzzhead said: dude ive tried to like salad. I can eat it but its not that pleasant.
hmmmm 
ever try it in a wrap?
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Salad is fucking dank in it's many forms and dressings
So much stuff you can put in there. It varies wildly.
Tiny tomatoes :'D
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I don't use salad dressing, just add lots of tomato but watch out, shit is messy cause it'll leak. Now I want a salad, fuckers.
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Re: eating salad [Re: muistrue]
#14356386 - 04/26/11 05:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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FractalDust said: I've been getting into sea veggie salads a lot lately. They're pretty good and it's helping me with this whole cleansing thing I'm doing right now.
Sea veggie as in seaweed?
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Cobb salads Shrimp salads Chief salads Chicken salads
Oil and Vinagear is great with the right balsamic and a good oil.
Blue Cheese Wraps
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realfuzzhead said: dude ive tried to like salad. I can eat it but its not that pleasant.
hmmmm 
ever try it in a wrap?
this post has given me the initiative to go to chik-fil-a and get a caesar chicken wrap.
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PreparationH said: I don't use salad dressing, just add lots of tomato but watch out, shit is messy cause it'll leak. Now I want a salad, fuckers.
Tomatoes are good, too...
Another new thing for me is eating tomatoes in un-pureed form
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seizure salad is way better.
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Baby tomatoes are the shit.
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Tomatoes out right now are garbage. Just wait another 2 months or so. Garden fresh mators.....
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FractalDust said: I've been getting into sea veggie salads a lot lately. They're pretty good and it's helping me with this whole cleansing thing I'm doing right now.
Sea veggie as in seaweed? 
Hell yeah man that shit is extremely good for you. Seaweed, sea palm, nori, hijiki, dulse it's all good.
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realfuzzhead said: dude ive tried to like salad. I can eat it but its not that pleasant.
hmmmm 
ever try it in a wrap?
now a wrap i can fucking munch on all day. little fried tortilla strips, ranch dressing, crunchy lettuce, chicken
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propensity said: Salad is fucking dank in it's many forms and dressings
Isn't there a story of some of the founding fathers eating a salad containing jenkem weed and trying to do crazy shit like eat their own feces and jump off of hight heights?
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I effing lol'd. Thanks.
I like to grill mushrooms (whatever edible manner of them is onhand) with olive oil, garlic powder, salt and pepper. Wait til they get nice and tender, then toss em in a nice cold salad and cover with oil and vinegar. Super simple, but sooooooo good.
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Re: eating salad [Re: muistrue]
#14356471 - 04/26/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Tchan909 said:
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FractalDust said: I've been getting into sea veggie salads a lot lately. They're pretty good and it's helping me with this whole cleansing thing I'm doing right now.
Sea veggie as in seaweed? 
Hell yeah man that shit is extremely good for you. Seaweed, sea palm, nori, hijiki, dulse it's all good. 
It's a wrap! 
But no, seriously, sounds like a good idea. *cough*
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Haha yeah most people who I recommend shit like that to think it's weird. I wish I had someone who wanted to quit drinking, eat healthy, and exercise with me but most people around here are party animals but actually my new lifestyle choices have been rubbing off on a few of my friends lately so that's cool.
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Re: eating salad [Re: muistrue]
#14356530 - 04/26/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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FractalDust said: Haha yeah most people who I recommend shit like that to think it's weird. I wish I had someone who wanted to quit drinking, eat healthy, and exercise with me but everyone around here are party animals but actually my new lifestyle choices have been rubbing off on a few of my friends lately so that's cool.
Yeah man I know how that is, especially with the drinking. 
Also, I got this one girl I know thinking about her health, and then she took that ball and ran so fast with it I lost sight of her and we now have next to nothing in common.
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a proper caesar salad is the shit..
some of the new styles are garbage.
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Re: eating salad [Re: rackem]
#14356566 - 04/26/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Not a fan of anchovies, if you mean that version.
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Re: eating salad [Re: 4runner]
#14356587 - 04/26/11 05:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anchovies!
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PreparationH said:
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realfuzzhead said: dude ive tried to like salad. I can eat it but its not that pleasant.
hmmmm 
ever try it in a wrap?
this post has given me the initiative to go to chik-fil-a and get a caesar chicken wrap.
best idea i've had all day
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dude..
chicken wraps are soo fucking bomb. like..
there isnt even a smiley to properly convey how dank a good wrap is.
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realfuzzhead said: dude..
chicken wraps are soo fucking bomb. like..
there isnt even a smiley to properly convey how dank a good wrap is.
you know what you must do...
and i believe anchovies are apart of the early reciepeis
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Re: eating salad [Re: rackem]
#14356750 - 04/26/11 06:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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well, the caesar dressing thing that comes with the caesar chicken wrap says theres anchovies in it. so i would venture to say that anchovies in caesar dressing is still commonplace and by no means "part of early recipes"
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Re: eating salad [Re: thoughts]
#14356816 - 04/26/11 06:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Missed it by much
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Re: eating salad [Re: 4runner]
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realfuzzhead said: dude ive tried to like salad. I can eat it but its not that pleasant.
hmmmm 
ever try it in a wrap?
this post has given me the initiative to go to chik-fil-a and get a caesar chicken wrap.
God the fact that you can even get to a Chik-Fil-A without going thousands of miles makes me jealous.
I personally don't like salad, but reading this thread has made me want to try again. My thing is I can't find a dressing I like. The caesar and ranch dressings are too thick, though I think I put too much on when I used a vinaigrette.
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SamuelLJackson said: well, the caesar dressing thing that comes with the caesar chicken wrap says theres anchovies in it. so i would venture to say that anchovies in caesar dressing is still commonplace and by no means "part of early recipes"
caesar salad dressing isnt even in the recipe for a ceasears salad. im confuzed how the dressing is now the standard on what comes with or in a ceasars salad.
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