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eating salad
#14356159 - 04/26/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This is a new thing for me, but after a lifetime of abstaining from green things (other than weed, of course) I've begun to eat salad.
I won't say it's easy. This would simply not be possible without a small amount of salad dressing and croutons.
So far I'd say the hardest part is just getting the fucking shit into my mouth. I can stab the leafy materials with my fork but I can't stab the croutons. So it's near-impossible to get both in the same forkfull. 
Does anybody else have any other tips to make the transition easier?
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Learn to enjoy light oil vinaigrette. If I run out of dressing, I find mustard works. It's good to get the light oil fats in you anyway, because so much of our diet is inundated with heavy fats that are terrible for you. Mediterranean diet and whatnot.
You definitely need something on it to give it flavor, but other than that, I don't know man. Things that aren't the best take time getting used to. I've managed to reach the point where I can chow on raw green onions even and enjoy it. Most people just eat something once and then discount it because they didn't enjoy it, which is dumb and childish because the objective of eating was never to have fun in the first place...
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differnt type of lettuce. soggy crutons
just work at it, salads are a nice light meal.. worth learning on how to get them into your mouth.
and if all else fails go chinesse on it
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Re: eating salad [Re: rackem]
#14356177 - 04/26/11 04:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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fuck just eating salad. Throw that shit in a wrap, roll it up, enjoy on the move.
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Quote:
Tchan909 said: This is a new thing for me, but after a lifetime of abstaining from green things (other than weed, of course) I've begun to eat salad.
I won't say it's easy. This would simply not be possible without a small amount of salad dressing and croutons.
So far I'd say the hardest part is just getting the fucking shit into my mouth. I can stab the leafy materials with my fork but I can't stab the croutons. So it's near-impossible to get both in the same forkfull. 
Does anybody else have any other tips to make the transition easier?
Did you remember to toss said salad?
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I just made a huge batch of caesar salad last night. This shit is the bomb, especially as it sits over night the croutons get soggy and soak up all the flavors.
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put some black beans, pinto beans, corn, and tomato sauce in that hizzay while you're at it.
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Re: eating salad [Re: rackem]
#14356196 - 04/26/11 04:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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stab a piece of lettuce with a crouton on top of it then just balance it on there until its in your mouth salad is the shit, especially with tomatoes, craisins, and goat cheese
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Re: eating salad [Re: muistrue]
#14356200 - 04/26/11 04:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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FractalDust said: I just made a huge batch of caesar salad last night. This shit is the bomb, especially as it sits over night the croutons get soggy and soak up all the flavors. 
 Soggy bread has the worst texture IMO.
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PreparationH said: fuck just eating salad. Throw that shit in a wrap, roll it up, enjoy on the move.
Either that or eat with your hands. Utensils are for losers.
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Re: eating salad [Re: thoughts]
#14356207 - 04/26/11 04:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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balsamic vinaigrette ftw
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Re: eating salad [Re: blujay]
#14356210 - 04/26/11 04:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Cranberries took a long time, too. Fuuuuck I want crasins now though. Forgot about those little fuckers completely.
Or go spicy salad style with wasabi peas and salsa.
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Dr. P. Silocybin said: stab a piece of lettuce with a crouton on top of it then just balance it on there until its in your mouth salad is the shit, especially with tomatoes, craisins, and goat cheese
Craisins! Now THAT is an idea.
But yeah, I'm going to get some blue cheese crumbles for the future, too.
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Re: eating salad [Re: blujay]
#14356220 - 04/26/11 04:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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caesar salad is the shit.
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Re: eating salad [Re: thoughts]
#14356228 - 04/26/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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iwasaClown said:
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FractalDust said: I just made a huge batch of caesar salad last night. This shit is the bomb, especially as it sits over night the croutons get soggy and soak up all the flavors. 
 Soggy bread has the worst texture IMO.
Soggy bread does sure, but croutons stay crunchy on the inside while absorbing flavor on the outside.
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the last time I ate salad(yesterday) I had
black beans, tomato, lettuce, onion, pepperjack cheese all rolled up in a spicy jalapeno cheddar wrap.
It was fuckin GOOD
if I could, i'd have added hot peppers
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I gotta have some mushrooms, honey roasted sunflower kernels, red/yellow/green bell peppers, peas, and BACON on my salads. And some feta cheese, so bomb.
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Tomatoes,cucumbers,cheese,salad cream,lettuce
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Re: eating salad [Re: thoughts]
#14356254 - 04/26/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I eat it with lots cheese. And not too much ranch dressing.
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