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guywiththegun
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Sheeno]
#14355126 - 04/26/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sheeno said: "If you give me your money and wait here, I'll drive to my guy's house and pick up the stuff for you. He doesn't want people to know where he lives, but I'll be back in less than five minutes."
I just laughed.
I got fucked on this one. I shouldn't have, but at least I got my money back.
Dude says "My homegirl has shrooms." I tell him to get me a hundred bucks worth (this was before the Shroomery and I were formally acquainted) and he says the girl has to go get 'em. We're at work so I figure cool, that's all gravy, because he's saying this chick is his homegirl and he'll put up the money if she fucks me. So I take him at his word.
A few hours later, he's paying me a hundred bucks after she won't return his calls. Come to find out "well, when I got there, my boyfriend went in with the money and then he didn't come out, so sorry!" Typical methhead bullshit, you know how it goes.
EDIT: As far as shit that I've heard that just made me laugh because it was so stupid?
One dealer was a thirty minute drive away, promised me he was worth it. One day says "I got pineapple express." I've done shitloads of footwork, at the time, and pretty much figured out that Pineapple Express was a bullshit name. It was good, so I went back again.
The second time, I got "Blueberry Sour Diesel Kush." No shit, that's what he called it. The weed was still good, at least.
Also, gotten the "these are hydroponic shrooms" spiel. I always tell them "no they aren't." "Dude, they are, I've done shrooms like twenty times, you can totally tell the difference." "No you can't." "Are you going to fucking buy these or what?"

Edited by guywiththegun (04/26/11 12:59 PM)
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I AM SWIM
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: guywiththegun]
#14355137 - 04/26/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: I AM SWIM]
#14355166 - 04/26/11 01:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Walking in the hood one day.. See fat black chick walking down the same street as I.
Eyes meet. Conversation initiated:
"Hey, do you know where I can find some burn?" How much you need whyteboi? "3 demos" Okay whiteboi give me the money and I'll go get it fo' you. *Hands money* Fat black chick walks into an alleyway and goes into a yard. *3 minutes pass*
12 raging monkeys come out of a tent. "GIT DA FUCK OUT OF HURR WHITEBOI" *Throws a beer bottle at me and my friend. Misses. Horrible aim*
And that's the day I learned to never give money without seeing the product first. Also, never deal with 12 raging monkeys.
I'm surprised it wasn't poo that he threw at us.
-------------------- See I'm at one with the waves, whereas my wifes breasts are at one with her knees.
Edited by NewWavePeace (04/26/11 01:06 PM)
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DeliciousVinyl



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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: I AM SWIM]
#14355170 - 04/26/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"you can trade me cell phones, and ipods and electronics, bro. I hook it up for good electronics"
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PreparationH
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
#14355250 - 04/26/11 01:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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DeliciousVinyl said: "you can trade me cell phones, and ipods and electronics, bro. I hook it up for good electronics"

How is that stupid?
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ifoundwaldo


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14355262 - 04/26/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Some damn good ones in here!
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masterfluffypants said: Who was the guy that said a dealer tried to convince them that LSD and "acid" are 2 different drugs? 
I think that same person also said their dealer was trying to sell him LSD-15 which is "more potent" 
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread! His dealer told him there are 3 different kinds of acid: LSD, LSD-25, and LSD-15, I think.
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masterfluffypants
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14355353 - 04/26/11 01:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thats so golden
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DeliciousVinyl



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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: PreparationH]
#14355377 - 04/26/11 01:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i dunno...
i guess cause the guy would trade people drugs for "hot" electronics....
it's more bad business than anything
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Big_Whoop
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
#14355456 - 04/26/11 02:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"it dried out man, it WAS a gram"
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Larrythescaryrex
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Big_Whoop]
#14355918 - 04/26/11 03:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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The stupidest thing I've heard someone trying to BUY drugs say is that "magic mushrooms do not have GOLD shit on them"
gold shit being vermiculite appearently.
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Sophistic Radiance
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
#14355953 - 04/26/11 03:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This one chick tried to sell me "synthetic mescaline."
Without hesitation, I asked, "What's it really?"
Then she told me it was a 3:1 mixture of DOC and DOI.
Then I bought some.
-------------------- Enlil said: You really are the worst kind of person.
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masterfluffypants
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#14356069 - 04/26/11 04:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh yeah my favorite is that "Magic mushrooms grow exactly in the dead center of cow shit. If it doesn't grow in the exact center, it will be poisonous"
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Light My Fire
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14356271 - 04/26/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"yo dawg i have 2mg white bars laced with pcp man want some " thats th emost dumbest shit i have ever heard but who knows ?
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shadyy
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Light My Fire]
#14356306 - 04/26/11 05:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah, who knows?
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PreparationH
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: shadyy]
#14356369 - 04/26/11 05:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"I don't shoot it man I just snort it, wanna try?"
6 months later that guy went to prison for robbing houses
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blujay
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Spiralout112]
#14356413 - 04/26/11 05:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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1.) Smoke the mushrooms
"Because I know so much more than drug about u lol I been jail do PCP, meth all, crazy, lotsa diffurnt ones! LOL am droog king, u not HALF as stupid as I am I know so much about dro0000000ooooooogz. By use them! Only way learn! Other no matter. What's a book? Smoke assload of weed, get really high, smoke mushrooms, get really higher!"
Then, I let him literally smoke a bowl of poop in front of me. Cow poop, probably.
We were only tolerating him because he brought his 900$ bong over, driving around with a 5 foot long glass piece of paraphernalia riding shotgun in his gang-sign-stickered truck covered with only a garbage bag covering it.
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: blujay]
#14356738 - 04/26/11 05:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You have amphetamine sulphate over here which is white and slightly wet but it dries easily by air and then you have slightly pale yellow methamphetamine freebase which can't be dried and they call it injectingspeed (IV amphetamine) . Instead of telling addicts it's the more potent form meth, that's a dirty move imo...
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blujay
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Beanhead]
#14356968 - 04/26/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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2.) Ecstasy is meth/heroin (he was unaware of what MDMA even is)
Led to an argument about how awesome it would be if you could get legal regulated pure MDMA occasionally.
Lots less funny than smoking a bowl of manure, though.
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: blujay]
#14357749 - 04/26/11 09:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This guy I know and his friends were smoking some cubes one time. They swore that it was making them trip. I didn't care though, even if it did work it smelled like shit. I would rather eat them.
Same guy wanted to buy some rolls once and had me call my guy. On the phone I think I asked for some X and the buyer nudged me and said "Hey, ask him for some thizzles. If you don't ask for thizzles he won't give you the good stuff." So stupid, first of all what you call it isn't gonna matter. You're gonna get what they are gonna sell you. Secondly, it was my hookup and more than that a friend, pretty sure I know what to say.
Someone else told me that Molly is always pure MDMA and thats the difference between Molly and E. I insisted that sure it can be good shit, but just cause they call it Molly doesn't mean squat. The difference usually is E comes in a pill, Molly comes in a powder.
Hmm, what else, I know there's lots of stupid shit I've heard. Some guy once told me he smoked some LSD. Some idiots were trying to sell people "opium pills" which were an unknown white powder put in unmarked gel capsules. Bigger idiots bought and ingested the pills. LSD and Acid are different. Mushrooms make you trip because they are poisonous.
On an episode of the tv show "The Doctors" they said that Salvia is powerfully addictive and the withdrawal requires hospitalization. Some guy I know told me Salvia makes people mean. Some people have told me that Salvia doesn't do anything at all.
Here is a common one. You don't get high the first time you do weed. (You're doing it wrong!!)
I still have friends who believe too much LSD will make you go permanently crazy, regardless of previous mental health and genetic disposition, even though they have tripped many times.
I know there are more in my memory somewhere, maybe i'll make another list later.
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yogabunny
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: psilyguy]
#14357814 - 04/26/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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some guy sold my ex boyfriend two pills of TYLENOL, as rolls at a club once. my ex was a n00b and it was nice of him to try i guess but as soon as i saw them i was like "WTF where did that guy go?" and i somehow found him and went up to him fuming and i didn't need to say anything, he just took the money out of his pocket and gave it back to me.
someone trying to charge me $50 for an 1/8th of mushrooms
also once i dated this guy who swore up and down he wasn't a drug dealer but he had to "do some favors for a friend who's in prison", and proceeded to leave a party we were at together with a garbage bag full of weed still claiming he was not a drug dealer.
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