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Re: Post A Joke [Re: numonkei]
    #14354391 - 04/26/11 10:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Why are all the black people fast nowadays?

Because all the slow ones got caught xP

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Re: Post A Joke [Re: Best In The World]
    #14354422 - 04/26/11 10:36 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

what's a Jew's biggest dilemma???
free pork

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Re: Post A Joke [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
    #14354447 - 04/26/11 10:44 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The hard stool is going to rob a bank and then he finds the diarrhea, who asks:
- Can I come along?
and he answers:
- No. This is just for though guys.


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Re: Post A Joke [Re: pouihi]
    #14354477 - 04/26/11 10:50 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

shop for: toilet paper
:lolsy:

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Re: Post A Joke [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
    #14354545 - 04/26/11 11:03 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Why can't Ray Charles read?
-He's Black


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Re: Post A Joke [Re: GrizzlyBear]
    #14355051 - 04/26/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the woods. The little boy says, "Hey mister, I'm scared". The pedophile says, "You're scared?! I have to walk back alone."

A guy walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in saran wrap.  The doctor says, "I can clearly see you're nuts!" <-- that one's better when you actually SAY it...ya know cause of the 'your' thing...


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Re: Post A Joke [Re: Normal Flora]
    #14355160 - 04/26/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

why do cowgirls walk bow-legged??














cause cowboys eat with there hats on


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