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OfflineI AM SWIM
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14352216 - 04/25/11 10:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: tk3]
    #14352220 - 04/25/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Shrooms that were covered in vermiculite saying they are gold flaked and thats why they fuck you up so bad.
:ifyoucanawe: .

Bought weed from a sketchy guy who used to meet you in the park and it would come in grocery bags.  and you had to stuff the money in his pocket.


that was pretty :facepalm:


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: trekie]
    #14352228 - 04/25/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
Shrooms that were covered in vermiculite saying they are gold flaked and thats why they fuck you up so bad.




dude, those are psilocybin crystals.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14352242 - 04/25/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Bro this acid is triple dipped!

Yeah man these pills are bomb, pure sassfrass, which is the purest form of mdma, no heroin or crack or anything like that

:rofl:

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Samuel L Jackson] * 1
    #14352258 - 04/25/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I once had someone ask for a refund,

I asked if they had a receipt .

The girl  well ummm no.

I dont do refunds without receipts please kindly fuck off and take your business elsewhere.


Someone had a bad trip  :lmafo:


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14352263 - 04/25/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Thisfire said:
Hey I did some X last night, it was a yellow christmastree, very warm but very mellow. It wasn't as energetic as most of the X ive taken before. It's supposedly a mescaline base.




this guy in OTD falls for a lot of the crap that shitty drug dealers tell him

he falls for it so bad that when he got corrected he got mad and told us that we were wrong.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Salomon]
    #14352269 - 04/25/11 10:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i was at a party the other night and some kid asked me "AY bro u want sum thizzles?"


he looked like thizz kid in the middle with the glasses thizz kid on the right is wearing



needless to say i declined

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: blazenn]
    #14352491 - 04/25/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Weed laced with acid... Epic facepalm. People are retarded.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: 2Cents]
    #14352578 - 04/25/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

*Sweaty guy walks up to me on downtown street*

Guy - "Hey do you want to buy some BC bud? I can sell you a pound right now, I have loads I brought with me. I'm from BC."

Me - "I don't really have any money.."

G - "Oh don't worry, do you have any credit cards? Just give me one and wait one hour to report it stolen, and we can call it even."

M - "No... I don't have a credit card either."

*I proceed to walk away from sweaty guy*


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #14352595 - 04/25/11 11:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Also i laugh when people think their weed is laced with pcp.  It has an intense smell and taste, you would definitely know.

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: tk3]
    #14352989 - 04/26/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Who was the guy that said a dealer tried to convince them that LSD and "acid" are 2 different drugs? :laugh2:

I think that same person also said their dealer was trying to sell him LSD-15 which is "more potent" :lmafo:


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14352998 - 04/26/11 12:38 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

holy shit dude :stanhopefacepalm:

.... some of this reminds me of a Merge Simpson quote: "Bart can't deal drugs, he doesn't have the math skills!"


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
    #14353046 - 04/26/11 12:52 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

"Damn man you've gotta pick those things at night huh?! If you pick 'em during the day they're poisonous enough to kill you!"

Me: are they cubensis?

Girl: No, they're called Mind-Erasers

Me: .....is that the Latin name?


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
    #14353055 - 04/26/11 12:54 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

this guy used to tell me that "these bags are big 1 gram bags". :angrykidface:


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: monkiman]
    #14353063 - 04/26/11 12:57 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yeah "big grams"...wtf?!


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
    #14353074 - 04/26/11 01:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

it always irks me the most when shroom dealers insist that their shrooms are grown hydroponically

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: morrowasted]
    #14353098 - 04/26/11 01:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

"this shit will make your head spin"

yeah, like that's possible.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: shadyy]
    #14353106 - 04/26/11 01:10 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl: Loooooooooool


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken] * 2
    #14353111 - 04/26/11 01:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This guy once told me everyone in this thread was once as retarded as they people they're now ripping.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14353112 - 04/26/11 01:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

"this acid will get you fucked up for days"

Ended up tripping my friend for four hours then it just kept him up all night

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