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I AM SWIM
doin' thangs



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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
#14352216 - 04/25/11 10:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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trekie
Metal man


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: tk3]
#14352220 - 04/25/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Shrooms that were covered in vermiculite saying they are gold flaked and thats why they fuck you up so bad.
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Bought weed from a sketchy guy who used to meet you in the park and it would come in grocery bags. and you had to stuff the money in his pocket.
that was pretty
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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Samuel L Jackson
Bad Motherfucker


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: trekie]
#14352228 - 04/25/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
trekie said: Shrooms that were covered in vermiculite saying they are gold flaked and thats why they fuck you up so bad.
dude, those are psilocybin crystals.
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realfuzzhead



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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
#14352242 - 04/25/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Bro this acid is triple dipped!
Yeah man these pills are bomb, pure sassfrass, which is the purest form of mdma, no heroin or crack or anything like that
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trekie
Metal man


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Samuel L Jackson] 1
#14352258 - 04/25/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I once had someone ask for a refund,
I asked if they had a receipt .
The girl well ummm no.
I dont do refunds without receipts please kindly fuck off and take your business elsewhere.
Someone had a bad trip
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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Samuel L Jackson
Bad Motherfucker


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14352263 - 04/25/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Thisfire said: Hey I did some X last night, it was a yellow christmastree, very warm but very mellow. It wasn't as energetic as most of the X ive taken before. It's supposedly a mescaline base.
this guy in OTD falls for a lot of the crap that shitty drug dealers tell him
he falls for it so bad that when he got corrected he got mad and told us that we were wrong.
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blazenn
rawdog the whale.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Salomon]
#14352269 - 04/25/11 10:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i was at a party the other night and some kid asked me "AY bro u want sum thizzles?"
he looked like thizz kid in the middle with the glasses thizz kid on the right is wearing

needless to say i declined
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2Cents



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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: blazenn]
#14352491 - 04/25/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Weed laced with acid... Epic facepalm. People are retarded.
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shivas.wisdom
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: 2Cents]
#14352578 - 04/25/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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*Sweaty guy walks up to me on downtown street*
Guy - "Hey do you want to buy some BC bud? I can sell you a pound right now, I have loads I brought with me. I'm from BC."
Me - "I don't really have any money.."
G - "Oh don't worry, do you have any credit cards? Just give me one and wait one hour to report it stolen, and we can call it even."
M - "No... I don't have a credit card either."
*I proceed to walk away from sweaty guy*
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tk3
wobbly zombie

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#14352595 - 04/25/11 11:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Also i laugh when people think their weed is laced with pcp. It has an intense smell and taste, you would definitely know.
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: tk3]
#14352989 - 04/26/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Who was the guy that said a dealer tried to convince them that LSD and "acid" are 2 different drugs? 
I think that same person also said their dealer was trying to sell him LSD-15 which is "more potent"
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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broken
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14352998 - 04/26/11 12:38 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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holy shit dude
.... some of this reminds me of a Merge Simpson quote: "Bart can't deal drugs, he doesn't have the math skills!"
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PNW FunGuy
Psilocybian



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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
#14353046 - 04/26/11 12:52 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Damn man you've gotta pick those things at night huh?! If you pick 'em during the day they're poisonous enough to kill you!"
Me: are they cubensis?
Girl: No, they're called Mind-Erasers
Me: .....is that the Latin name?
-------------------- "The edge, there is no honest way to explain it, because the only ones who know where it is are the ones who have gone over." Dr. HST, the true king of fun - RIP
  Federal Bureau of Keeping Juice Special Agent Fun Guy.
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monkiman
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
#14353055 - 04/26/11 12:54 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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this guy used to tell me that "these bags are big 1 gram bags".
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broken
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: monkiman]
#14353063 - 04/26/11 12:57 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah "big grams"...wtf?!
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morrowasted
Worldwide Stepper



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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
#14353074 - 04/26/11 01:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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it always irks me the most when shroom dealers insist that their shrooms are grown hydroponically
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shadyy
aHhahhHA



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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: morrowasted]
#14353098 - 04/26/11 01:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"this shit will make your head spin"
yeah, like that's possible.
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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation? MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: shadyy]
#14353106 - 04/26/11 01:10 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Loooooooooool
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Alec_Baldwin
Reigning On High


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken] 2
#14353111 - 04/26/11 01:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This guy once told me everyone in this thread was once as retarded as they people they're now ripping.
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Wise Toad


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14353112 - 04/26/11 01:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"this acid will get you fucked up for days"
Ended up tripping my friend for four hours then it just kept him up all night
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