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Offlinebbl337
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: the bizzle]
    #14351512 - 04/25/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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the bizzle said:
someone once tried to sell me a dimebag comprisedof mostly seeds.

when i said something about it he told me to smoke the seeds and i'll get high

i should have smoked him




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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Dunno]
    #14351513 - 04/25/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

nytime something has a 30 minute long story and never once has it ever lived up to its name.. keep tryin brah :facepalm:


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
    #14351516 - 04/25/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Something tells me that if you bought his golden caps from Oregon your camping might have been a little more fun.





i'm a shroomery member are you fucking retarded?!




:rofl2:

How was your camping night?

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: bbl337]
    #14351517 - 04/25/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Triple stacks, hydro shrooms, I've heard many a thing.  Or this is super duper acid that lasts 24 hours... etc.




"doubled dipped" acid man, only eat 1 tab really itll fuck you up for like a day

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: pyl91]
    #14351543 - 04/25/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pyl91 said:
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closed veil said:
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thescientist said:
Something tells me that if you bought his golden caps from Oregon your camping might have been a little more fun.





i'm a shroomery member are you fucking retarded?!




:rofl2:

How was your camping night?





i was at Wanee and i'm a shroomery member. without any more details u should be able to figure out i had a great time.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
    #14351549 - 04/25/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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closed veil said:
i'm a shroomery member. without any more details u should be able to figure out i had a great time.




It's like a gold card for VIPs.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken] * 1
    #14351577 - 04/25/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

since when does belonging to an internet forum make you super heady

seriously though you don't sound too "experienced" asking someone what strain their mushrooms are at a festival.. no one's done that shit on any lot or show i've been to and i've had no trouble finding what i want


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: dwtk]
    #14351605 - 04/25/11 08:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If somebody wanted to sell me mushrooms, you can bet I'd ask the strain. :awesomenod:


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Doc_T]
    #14351617 - 04/25/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i only eat penis envy and white elephants


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
    #14351637 - 04/25/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

A guy walking around a festival selling nugs told me his weed was so strong.
that he and I quote. "wouldn't let a girl smoke it" "it's too strong for them"


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: joe666]
    #14351642 - 04/25/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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joe666 said:
A guy walking around a festival selling nugs told me his weed was so strong.
that he and I quote. "wouldn't let a girl smoke it" "it's too strong for them"




Haha I like that actually. Nice old fashioned wit.

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: joe666]
    #14351654 - 04/25/11 08:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

wanna try some weed laced with embalming fluid?

not pcp, but actuial embalming fluid.


fucking Formaldehyde



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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: dwtk]
    #14351663 - 04/25/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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since when does belonging to an internet forum make you super heady

seriously though you don't sound too "experienced" asking someone what strain their mushrooms are at a festival.. no one's done that shit on any lot or show i've been to and i've had no trouble finding what i want






i never claimed to be "super heady" i was trying to make a point with out being blunt but there are some dull knives around so let me make this clear: i had brought my own stash. DUH! I"M A FUCKING SHROOMERY MEMBER!


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken] * 10
    #14351677 - 04/25/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I don't like your vibe


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
    #14351681 - 04/25/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Hey, now we aren't ALL rollin in droogz connects. :rolleyes:


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: shadyy]
    #14351687 - 04/25/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i don't like your face!


shit maybe i do spent to much time in OTD....:shrug:


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #14351700 - 04/25/11 09:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Hey, now we aren't ALL rollin in droogz connects. :rolleyes:





:pm: :hug:


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: joe666]
    #14351705 - 04/25/11 09:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

weirdest thing I ever encountered was some kid that was always walking around my apartment complex.  I'm smoking a cig on my balcony and this kid walks by and YELLS up "hey! do you wanna buy any WEED from me?! I have some twenty sacks!" a few of my friends were over at the time and they start shouting "we don't smoke weed!" "that shit's bad for you!" etc. and I'm just like :eek: who does that?

and I say something basically to affirm that we do not condone smoking of the marijuana in this here apartment. He yells back up "well, alright. but if you change your mind, I can get you a twenty sack!"

lmao... then we went back in my apartment and I pulled a quap out of my closet and we all giggled like school girls


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Dunno] * 4
    #14351713 - 04/25/11 09:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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i only eat penis




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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: maerigan]
    #14351716 - 04/25/11 09:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Hahah, sounds like a funny guy.


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