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Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs.
    #14351349 - 04/25/11 08:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

so this cat comes into our campsite at Wanee and wants to sell us chocolates. we ask what's in them, he says: "special mushrooms" i asked what strain they are. he replays: "golden caps, from Oregon." i said i don't know that common name and asked if he know the latin name he said: "i'm not a hortaculturist." :laugh2: i told him someone who studies fungi is a mycologist, and then he just left without saying anything else. i hope he walked around Wanee feeling shame for the next 2 days.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
    #14351364 - 04/25/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

man your pretty cool, we should hang out :cool:

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
    #14351368 - 04/25/11 08:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I had tards try to sell me hydro-shrooms on two different occasions :smbfacepalm:

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
    #14351371 - 04/25/11 08:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

These are the Oregon batch, must be good.

Probably just selling closed cup anyway :lol:

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Spiralout112]
    #14351401 - 04/25/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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man your pretty cool, we should hang out :cool:




come to MN gathering.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: nice1]
    #14351407 - 04/25/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

a kid in South Dakota telling me they were arabian mush that were grown in sand


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
    #14351413 - 04/25/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lol: he lives in Canada broseph, Someone needs to get a Canadian gathering going.

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    #14351414 - 04/25/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I don't see your point. He's a drug dealer not a scientist. Golden caps are typically regarded as P.cubensis.

Something tells me that if you bought his golden caps from Oregon your camping might have been a little more fun.

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: nice1]
    #14351424 - 04/25/11 08:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

"If you give me your money and wait here, I'll drive to my guy's house and pick up the stuff for you. He doesn't want people to know where he lives, but I'll be back in less than five minutes."

I just laughed.

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: nice1]
    #14351429 - 04/25/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

500mg hydro's, double, triple, quad stacks. over 50$ 1/8ths.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: thescientist]
    #14351437 - 04/25/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yo Dawg, i got this new shit. Youre gonna be fucked up for dayz.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14351450 - 04/25/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I had tards try to sell me hydro-shrooms on two different occasions :smbfacepalm:



Double stacked hydroponic shrooms ftw! :awesome:


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: thescientist] * 1
    #14351453 - 04/25/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I don't see your point. He's a drug dealer not a scientist. Golden caps are typically regarded as P.cubensis.





cubes don't grow wild in OR so location shouldn't come into play if he's talking about cubes, he should have known the strain.

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Something tells me that if you bought his golden caps from Oregon your camping might have been a little more fun.





i'm a shroomery member are you fucking retarded?!


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Sheeno]
    #14351457 - 04/25/11 08:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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"If you give me your money and wait here, I'll drive to my guy's house and pick up the stuff for you. He doesn't want people to know where he lives, but I'll be back in less than five minutes."

I just laughed.




that was actually pulled on my friend. we met this dude at a bar and he was talking how his friend just got back from a mushroom hunt and he brought back way too much. said the guy was selling oz's for 50.00. my friend was all about it, but i kept telling him its too good to be true. the guy never came back... :laugh2:


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Dunno]
    #14351477 - 04/25/11 08:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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we met this dude at a bar and he was talking how his friend just got back from a mushroom hunt and he brought back way too much. said the guy was selling oz's for 50.00.




Illinois?


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Dunno]
    #14351479 - 04/25/11 08:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Triple stacks, hydro shrooms, I've heard many a thing.  Or this is super duper acid that lasts 24 hours... etc.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Dunno]
    #14351485 - 04/25/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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the guy never came back... :laugh2:





DUH!


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Dunno]
    #14351500 - 04/25/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Yo Dawg, i got this new shit. Youre gonna be fucked up for dayz.




I long for the day when Tyrone says that to me. :bubbles:

(p.s. I actually do have a dude named Ty, who looks exactly like that, 'cept like 6'5" :snoop:)

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
    #14351505 - 04/25/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

someone once tried to sell me a dimebag comprisedof mostly seeds.

when i said something about it he told me to smoke the seeds and i'll get high

i should have smoked him

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
    #14351511 - 04/25/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I met up with this guy in NYC to buy a 100 sack of weed. I got in his car. The guy looked really gloomy. All skinny, not making eye contact, I high fived him and his hand was a dead weight. Looked like he was strung. I asked him what the strain of the weed was and he said I dunno. Then he said "oh it's Purple Honey." It turned out to be crap. He texted me later on and told me he accidentally sold me a 50 sack and he owed me 50 bucks. Met up with him again and got my 50.

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