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OfflineBeanhead
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: psilyguy]
    #14367715 - 04/28/11 03:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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formaldyhyde is another word for PCP i believe

its pretty popular in some places still




Actually, formaldehyde is embalming fluid. That's what they put in your corpse to keep it from rotting, or they put lab specimens in for the same reason.

PCP is phencyclidine. I had to copy that from wikipedia, so if it's wrong that's why, because I don't really know the proper name.





Embalming fluid is slang for PCP. Real embalming fluid is formaldehyde. I've never heard of anyone calling PCP formaldehyde though.




This is another thing we can add to the "most stupidest thing you have ever heard about drugs"

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Beanhead]
    #14367896 - 04/28/11 04:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm pretty sure the misconception comes from people using formaldehyde as a solvent to contain pcp

Thusly you dip your shit in formaldehyde and let it dry and that's why people think you smoke embalming fluid to get high


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: propensity]
    #14367991 - 04/28/11 04:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

how it works:

1.some nigga hears about weed laced with "embalming fluid", which at this time actually is PCP
2.after a 30 second google search, that nigga finds out that "embalming fluid" is used to preserve the dead
3.that nigga just so happens to know a mortician
4.that nigga buys formaldehyde thinking that it's the same thing as the PCP he had smoked laced upon that bud he smoked
5.laces an ounce of mexican brick with formaldehyde
6.????
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Salomon]
    #14368026 - 04/28/11 04:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I think it's more like:

Guy hears it.
Guy believes it.
Guy tells other people who believe it.
They tell other people.
Newspapers, school, and media report it.
???????
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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Remix]
    #14368037 - 04/28/11 04:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yo Salomon I just realized I'm kinda inadvertently copying the format of your sig, minus the amanitas link

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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Beanhead]
    #14368581 - 04/28/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Embalming fluid is slang for PCP. Real embalming fluid is formaldehyde. I've never heard of anyone calling PCP formaldehyde though.




This is another thing we can add to the "most stupidest thing you have ever heard about drugs"

:facepalm:

fail in a thread about fail.




How is this fail? Its true. Somebody else called PCP formaldehyde, which is a complete failure. But people actually do call PCP embalming fluid. Formaldehyde is used as a literal embalming fluid. I speak only facts here. You fail.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: psilyguy]
    #14368963 - 04/28/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So the formaldehyde is just a carrier for PCP? This is new information to me. Thank you, this thread, for making me less dumb :smile:


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: guywiththegun]
    #14369759 - 04/28/11 09:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

"Dude i couldn't get you the mushrooms because I got pulled over and they said either they'd call my mom or charge me with attempted manslaughter"

His laptop went missing three days later.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: withoutawire]
    #14371662 - 04/29/11 08:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

This isn't from a person trying to sell me drugs, but from stupid ass drug rumor spreaders.

"Dude, did you know the only reason acid makes you trip is because it makes your brain bleed onto your spinal cord?"
WTF. What kind of fucking moron thought of this. How could anyone really think this was true?

"Dude, if you are selling acid/X and get caught, every hit is attempted murder."

And apparently everyone knows someone, or knows someone who knows someone, who got sent to the psyche ward for the rest of their lives from taking too much acid.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #14371746 - 04/29/11 08:55 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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E-in Liondragon said:
This isn't from a person trying to sell me drugs, but from stupid ass drug rumor spreaders.

"Dude, did you know the only reason acid makes you trip is because it makes your brain bleed onto your spinal cord?"
WTF. What kind of fucking moron thought of this. How could anyone really think this was true?

"Dude, if you are selling acid/X and get caught, every hit is attempted murder."

And apparently everyone knows someone, or knows someone who knows someone, who got sent to the psyche ward for the rest of their lives from taking too much acid.




Was telling a friend about my acid trip, this friend has done coke, meth, heroin, and crack and they start telling me how dangerous acid is and how I am going down a slippery slope and I am like :facepalm:


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #14371811 - 04/29/11 09:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Was telling a friend about my acid trip, this friend has done coke, meth, heroin, and crack and they start telling me how dangerous acid is and how I am going down a slippery slope and I am like :facepalm:



:rofl:


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #14371828 - 04/29/11 09:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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E-in Liondragon said:
This isn't from a person trying to sell me drugs, but from stupid ass drug rumor spreaders.

"Dude, did you know the only reason acid makes you trip is because it makes your brain bleed onto your spinal cord?"
WTF. What kind of fucking moron thought of this. How could anyone really think this was true?

"Dude, if you are selling acid/X and get caught, every hit is attempted murder."

And apparently everyone knows someone, or knows someone who knows someone, who got sent to the psyche ward for the rest of their lives from taking too much acid.




This was proliferated by the release of SLC Punk, too. Once everyone saw that movie, they thought it was "underground" and that nobody would get the reference. I think I've heard the "acid in the pocket and sweating/running through sprinklers" thing about three or four times. And of course, the guy always goes crazy.

I know some burnouts, but I don't know anybody who got crazy on acid who wasn't a little crazy already. I don't mean like bad trip crazy, I mean like "gonna stab a dude in the chest" crazy. I can deal with normal crazy, it's murder crazy I don't wanna turn my back on.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: guywiththegun]
    #14371946 - 04/29/11 10:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Not so much dealers, more 1 often very mis-informed friend...

She tried to convince me that resin was pure THC, that magic mushrooms come up in the early morning then "go back under" in the day, that "this weed is laced with acid, I'm going to trip ballz" and that the coloured often red hairs on your nugget of weed are pure THC.

So many  :doublefacepalm: moments and lots of explaining.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: mrckb]
    #14373674 - 04/29/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i just wanna say this is the first time a thread i made went hot, and it makes me smile. :bucktoothfattygangsta:


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: broken]
    #14373704 - 04/29/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

"I knew this guy who's in the mental hospital now because he took too much acid and thinks he's a glass of orange juice"
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"I took acid once and freaked out because the trees were fighting!"


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: mirage]
    #14373950 - 04/29/11 05:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

one time in military school these guys came to my room really late at night to buy xanex from my roommate. after selling them a couple OTC hydroxycut pills and laughing about it for awhile, they come back for more. its like.... damn guys... do you even know what xanex is supposed to do?


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: dummy]
    #14373975 - 04/29/11 06:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Guessing they didn't.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: 4runner]
    #14373994 - 04/29/11 06:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I was walking down the Ave with a friend when some random dude walks up to us and says very quietly, "hey, wanna buy some mushrooms?" Seriously, who does that? And for that matter, who would be stupid enough to buy shrooms from a total stranger, unless it was at a festival or similar setting? They were probably shitakes.


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: SWEDEN]
    #14374032 - 04/29/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ya ive had a bum try to sell me this paper strip so random


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Re: Stupidest thing u heard from some one trying to sell u drugs. [Re: Coaster]
    #14374161 - 04/29/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Another time I was going with a highschool GF to this college dude's flat. He was selling dime bags that had maybe one good toke in them; something I normally wouldn't even pay five dollars for. Turns out she was banging him for free pot. Anyways, when I asked him why it was such a rip off he says "well I gotta make a living somehow." Damn business hippies...


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