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Beards
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any of yous guys rocking a beard or trying to grow one out? mine is okay, but im having a hard time growing in a little section under the stash and above the chin. that part that the goatee would connect too.
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Re: Beards [Re: Dunno]
#14351301 - 04/25/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dunno said: a little section under the stash and above the chin.
thats your mouth
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Re: Beards [Re: Dunno]
#14351317 - 04/25/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ha i can't grow that part very well either.
and my mustache is thin.
the weird part for me is on my neck right behind my goatee (right under my mouth)... i just don't grow hair for a small patch there.
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Re: Beards [Re: Dunno]
#14351319 - 04/25/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dunno said: any of yous guys rocking a beard or trying to grow one out?
Dunno
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Re: Beards [Re: nice1]
#14351321 - 04/25/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Beards [Re: nice1]
#14351337 - 04/25/11 08:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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you need better missions
see mi6
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Re: Beards [Re: nice1]
#14351347 - 04/25/11 08:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
nice1 said:
I've made it my life mission to answer every one of dunnos questions that way.
im flattered that i have a follower.
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Re: Beards [Re: Dunno] 1
#14351355 - 04/25/11 08:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i'm working on a vagina beard.
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Re: Beards [Re: Dunno]
#14351357 - 04/25/11 08:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Do we kiss now?
lol sloth
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Re: Beards [Re: nice1]
#14351392 - 04/25/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Beards [Re: Dunno]
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Re: Beards [Re: Dunno]
#14351406 - 04/25/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Almost 20. Can't grow a beard. My body is trying. but it's not happening quickly.
I WANNA LOOK LIKE A HOBO DAMNIT!
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Re: Beards [Re: nice1]
#14351408 - 04/25/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Beards [Re: Dunno]
#14351415 - 04/25/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I saw a bearded black lady at an AA meeting today (not even joking). She had the beginning of a goatee, like what your chin looks like when you dont shave for like 5 days it was 
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Acidic_Sloth said: i'm working on a vagina beard.
Our beards should meet
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Re: Beards [Re: Dunno]
#14351449 - 04/25/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hell yeah I rock a beard. Mine looks like this:
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Re: Beards [Re: Dunno]
#14351462 - 04/25/11 08:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm not rocking a beard, but if I were a dude I definitely would. I love beards on guys. Only if they're the thick, bushy, Zach Galifianakis-type beard. I don't really care for the thin, scraggly beards.
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Re: Beards [Re: Yacub]
#14351515 - 04/25/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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yea, he has a pimp fucking beard. im going something like that but a little longer.
this is how mine would look.
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Re: Beards [Re: Dunno]
#14351522 - 04/25/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I have a goatee, I have a small patch on each cheek that won't grow hair and it makes a full beard look weird.
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Re: Beards [Re: Yacub]
#14351644 - 04/25/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I had a goatee for a while but now I'm having the full thing grow in. The upper cheeks are still not there yet but almost. I love beards.
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my beard after a couple months as of today
Edited by Sundrop (04/26/11 01:42 AM)
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Re: Beards [Re: broken]
#14353259 - 04/26/11 02:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I can't grow a beard for shit. I want a Ginsberg-esque one.
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if it wasn't hot as fuck every summer i would let it go and be all AG looking.
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Re: Beards [Re: Remix]
#14353566 - 04/26/11 04:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Remix said:
Quote:
Laurelei said: I'm not rocking a beard, but if I were a dude I definitely would. I love beards on guys. Only if they're the thick, bushy, Zach Galifianakis-type beard. I don't really care for the thin, scraggly beards.


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I'm about a week into my growth...the longest i've been able to go without shaving is 2 weeks... i'm guessing i'll need at least a month of looking like a damn fool before i have a legit beard... but i dunno i have super thin facial hair...or maybe fine is the better word... so i dunno if it will thicken up
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Quote:
Mad_Larkin said: I can't grow a beard for shit. I want a Ginsberg-esque one.
I'm getting some guar tints coming through
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Re: Beards [Re: nice1]
#14353860 - 04/26/11 07:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Soooooo.....
Shall I join the face pube club?
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Re: Beards [Re: Locky]
#14353871 - 04/26/11 07:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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face pubes ...
JOIN US BROTHER!
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I guess I can join....
Hmmm should I grow a goatee or a Nazi stache Lol
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Re: Beards [Re: Locky]
#14353890 - 04/26/11 07:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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nazi starch...
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Yeah I'm against that too.
I'll grow. Goatee and have a rough (short) beard
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Re: Beards [Re: Dunno]
#14353929 - 04/26/11 07:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Have a goatee atm because of my new job; I usually have like a thick chin-strap.
Man, Zach Galifiniakis is so hot! That beard is sexay.
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I have a 2 week old full beard. I will post a pic when it is epic in another 2 weeks.
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Re: Beards [Re: Kada]
#14353980 - 04/26/11 08:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i let mine grow out but none of it is thick at all there's spots like everywhere but ive let it grow out for so long its like a comb over a bit, i havn't trimmed it at all so everything is uneven no lines or anything. I get all kinds of weird looks now, im guessing it looks like i have pubes all over my face im being a total scrub, yet personally i think it looks better than being bald
im kinda wondering how long it will get tho, if it gets long enough then i might try to do something with it
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Great beards through history!
Neanderthal man

Osiris

Lord Brahma

Zeus

Odin

Confucius

Lao Tzu

God

Satan

Jesus Christ

Muhammad ibn Abd Allah

Santa Claus

Leif Ericson

General Ambrose Burnside (the father of sideburns)

Ulysses S. Grant

Charles Darwin

Brigham Young

Karl Marx

Ernesto Che Guevara and Fidel Castro (c-c-c-combo)

Colonel Sanders

John Lennon

Chuck Norris

Kimbo Slice

Kenny Rogers (circa 1985)

ZZ Top

Al Borland

Grizzly Adams

(return to late night) Conan O'Brien

Jerry Garcia

And of course, Shel Silverstein

My Beard
My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the road I goes.

aaand Allen Ginsberg

to name but a handful.
You follow in great footsteps, oh fellows of the beard, wear them with pride.
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Re: Beards [Re: Locky]
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Locky said: Soooooo.....
Shall I join the face pube club?
face pubes! i've been saying that for like 9 years and never heard i used but anyone other then my friends. i used to have a rather long goatee, like over 8 inches, and liked to pluck a few out at public bathrooms and place them around the toilet rim and then hand sink. that's when i started calling them face pubes.
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Re: Beards [Re: broken]
#14354710 - 04/26/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I just tried taking a picture of my beard, or lack of.
then my camera battery died.
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OMG I just checked out my beard in the mirror. I have a few white hairs in there.

I didn't have these the last time I grew a beard. 30 isn't old enough for that is it?
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Re: Beards [Re: broken]
#14354782 - 04/26/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The number of great men with great beards is endless, I admit that my list is incomplete--I shall rectify this omission immediately though!
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Re: Beards [Re: broken]
#14354803 - 04/26/11 11:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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brad pitt 

jack sparrow 

bearded selma hayeck 

indian dude 

michael jackson 

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Re: Beards [Re: pouihi]
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I really don't like to be clean shaven anymore. I love a full beard. I shave my neck and keep it really clean and groomed, but my wife bitches about it until I go nuts from all the complaining and eventually shave it off.
NOT ANYMORE DAMN IT! It's staying so live with it woman. 
Everyone else says I look better with one.
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Re: Beards [Re: Dunno]
#14354887 - 04/26/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i rocked an unruly beard for a while. Now Ive got one of those thin sketchy beards.
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This thread generally all around.
I'm 21 and my facial hair is rather puny atm.
One of these days I will be a grizzly man..
Someday...

BEARD Y U NO GROW FASTER?!
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"This, then, is the mark of the man, the beard....It is therefore unholy to desecrate the symbol of manhood, hairiness." -- St. Clement of Alexandria
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I trimmed my beard so it's more like that than it is in my pic now.
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The guy in shroomism's sig has an epic beard
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I not trying to grow a beard, but when I actually do, my beard I perfect.
Zack Galiafanikis style
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Re: Beards [Re: Patlal]
#14700842 - 07/01/11 09:02 AM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I not trying to grow a beard, but when I actually do, my beard I perfect.
Zack Galiafanikis style

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Now that Beanhead kicked this topic, I'd like to share this pic of a one of his fellow countrymen:
 This, of course, is TriggerFinger's Mr. Ruben Block. Whom most of my friends an me agree is probably the sexiest man alive today. So sexy in fact that as a 100% straight male, even I must admit this.
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Re: Beards [Re: koraks]
#14700884 - 07/01/11 09:14 AM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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I wish I had such facial hairawesomeness
unfortunately I don't have any beardgrow
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sometimes i'll go out like this:

i used to look like this for about a week and god damn did i have fun... not so hot with the ladies though..

and this is what i normally look like... seems to work best with the ladies, too...

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Quote:
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Gotta admit it.
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Re: Beards [Re: koraks]
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Haters gonna hate
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I've been rockin a beard in various lengths and shapes for several years now.. occasionally I'll trim it down to stubble but I never like it.
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