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 Killjoy
TheHyperdimensionalSlug
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 Good sex is good. 
#1434666 - 04/06/03 10:05 PM (21 years, 15 days ago) |
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So there I was, sitting at my computer, being a good little shroomerite, making posts, reading posts, etc....
My girlfriend wanted sex. So she stands right beside me and starts taking her clothes off. I'm like "This is business baby, do you want to marry a millionaire or not???", she just smiles and keeps SLOWLY taking off more clothing, standing RIGHT in my peripheral vision the whole time. Next thing I know I can't fucking remember what I just read, I have NO idea what the fuck I'm doing, and I can't even focus on the screen.
So then I stopped being on the shroomery, and now I am back....
To tell you all, that:
Good sex is good.
fuck that
GREAT sex is GREAT!!!!!!!!! 
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 Cracka_X
Spiritual Dirt Worshipper
 
Registered: 01/25/03
Posts: 8,808
Loc: Swamp
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 Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Killjoy]
#1434740 - 04/06/03 10:21 PM (21 years, 15 days ago) |
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indeed it is 
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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao ~Daodejing
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funkymonk
Get's down, withthe get-down.
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Loc: saskatchewan
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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Cracka_X]
#1434864 - 04/06/03 11:02 PM (21 years, 15 days ago) |
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i'd have to agree
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Hans_Moleman
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Registered: 04/06/03
Posts: 3,676
Loc: Canadia
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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: funkymonk]
#1435045 - 04/07/03 12:28 AM (21 years, 15 days ago) |
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The shroomery is gonna make you a millionaire?????
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One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today because growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers -- they saw it as competition, because It is not chemically addictive as is nicotine, alcohol, or caffeine.
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Murex
Reality Hacker
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Good sex is bad.
err....
......wait a sec, I need to think about this one.
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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?
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silversoul7
Chill the FuckOut!
Registered: 10/10/02
Posts: 27,301
Loc: mndfreeze's puppet army
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 Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Killjoy]
#1435093 - 04/07/03 01:09 AM (21 years, 15 days ago) |
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Sex is like pizza: When it's good, it's REALLY good. When it's bad, it's still good.
Edit: I wish I had a girlfriend right now, or some girl I could have sex with. I haven't gotten laid in almost a year.
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"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire
Edited by silversoul7 (04/07/03 01:10 AM)
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Murex
Reality Hacker
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I thought you was a homo.
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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?
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silversoul7
Chill the FuckOut!
Registered: 10/10/02
Posts: 27,301
Loc: mndfreeze's puppet army
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 Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Murex]
#1435121 - 04/07/03 01:26 AM (21 years, 15 days ago) |
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You thought wrong. I go both ways.
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"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire
Edited by silversoul7 (04/07/03 01:26 AM)
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Killjoy
TheHyperdimensionalSlug
Registered: 01/28/03
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Last seen: 9 years, 7 months
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lolz
How about sex with a girl that likes eating mushrooms and talking philosophy all night long 
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Earth_Droid
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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Killjoy]
#1435200 - 04/07/03 02:19 AM (21 years, 15 days ago) |
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Hey! Nice going Killjoy. I am glad that you took a break from work to have sex, that's what I would have done!
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Jackal
Well Versed In Etiquette
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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Killjoy]
#1435498 - 04/07/03 07:27 AM (21 years, 14 days ago) |
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My Girlfriend and I are so perfectly synchronised that when shes horny as fuck - I'm not, and when I'm randy shes not (or on the blob!)
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enotake2
Stop Bush's war
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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Jackal]
#1435523 - 04/07/03 07:40 AM (21 years, 14 days ago) |
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Me too Jackal, sucks don't it.
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Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pacman affected our generation as kids, we'd all be running around in a darkened room, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
"Being bitter and hateful is like drinking a vial of poison and hoping the other person gets sick" FreakQLibrium
"My motto from here on out is: If someone or something (including me) in my life is conducting themselves in such a way that they can be seen on Jerry Springer, it's time to take out the garbage!!! When you stop taking their behaviour personally and see their antics as a true reflection on their character, it becomes absolutely nauseating." Anon. on abusive relationships.
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Jackal
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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: enotake2]
#1435527 - 04/07/03 07:42 AM (21 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
sucks don't it.
Only when it's on the blob. 
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silversoul7
Chill the FuckOut!
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Posts: 27,301
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 Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Killjoy]
#1435920 - 04/07/03 11:27 AM (21 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
lolz
How about sex with a girl that likes eating mushrooms and talking philosophy all night long
Never experienced that, but I'd like to try it sometime.
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"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire
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Anonymous
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I have. Its good times.
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Killjoy
TheHyperdimensionalSlug
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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: ]
#1436083 - 04/07/03 12:16 PM (21 years, 14 days ago) |
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Nelo
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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Killjoy]
#1445181 - 04/09/03 11:25 PM (21 years, 12 days ago) |
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Your girlfriend sounds awesome! I wish I had one like her...
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amnesiaseizure
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silver, are you swinging both ways in order to simply increase the chances of getting laid? Over a year? Damn! 
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silversoul7
Chill the FuckOut!
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No, I swing both ways because that's the way I am.
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"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire
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Xibalba
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 Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Killjoy]
#1451743 - 04/12/03 02:53 AM (21 years, 9 days ago) |
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In the immortal words of our late friend Newt,
Sex?
WTF is that?
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