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s240779


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I keep committing thefts
#14349985 - 04/25/11 04:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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In the past like year and a half I've committed like 40 petty thefts. Walk into the store and snag a beer or something. One time I walked out with a six pack. I have to never do this shit again cuz the risk isn't worth it. Going to jail, losing my job, theft on my record... I feel like a bad ass though for being able tyo egt away with it so much.
95% of the time I hit up a big store like a super market. My thefts are primarily alcoholic beverages (cuz in my opinion alcohol is one of the lowest drugs and isn't worth shit) So yeah if I feel like catching a buzz but don't wanna shell out any money I'll walk in and steal a beverage. I usually slip a 32 oz. can in between my belt, so it's essentially strapped to my torso. What I do is I grab two cans, put 'em in a basket. Go to a blind spot (even if there's cameras everywhere, ther emight be like one location where soem stupid merchandise stand creates a blind spot for doing your thing like below your waist. In other words your upper body is visible but the camera just can't see below a certain point) The blind spot is where you conceal teh item. Then go back and put one of the beverages back, theoretically making it look like I just grabbed ONE item and changed my mind and I'm putting it back (when in relaity I grabbed two, stole one, and put one back.)
But I'm not fooling myself. The real reason I get awya with this shit is cuz I live in a rich family town and very few thefts take place so there's little emphasis on secirty. I';m siure if I was actually being watched I'd be caught.
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AntiEverything
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Re: I keep committing thefts [Re: s240779]
#14350002 - 04/25/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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its ok to steal irony beer as long as you are in new york...
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owls
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Re: I keep committing thefts [Re: s240779]
#14350005 - 04/25/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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if it's from wal-mart it doesn't matter
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Re: I keep committing thefts [Re: owls]
#14350028 - 04/25/11 04:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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owls said: if it's from wal-mart it doesn't matter
I'm speculating this comment will erupt into a huge argument making this thread eight pages long.
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owls
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if anyone would like to debate that point, i'm open to opinions. for the record, i don't shoplift anymore but i don't really think it's wrong for people to steal from major corporations like wal-mart. it makes me chuckle if anything
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Re: I keep committing thefts [Re: s240779]
#14350051 - 04/25/11 04:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I recently met this crazy chick, and for some reason she steals all the time. She even has food stamps. Free fucking food. Shell walk around the store and just open shit. Drink some orange juice then put it on some ransom shelf. Open a bag of chips then hide them away elsewhere. Shes not even a good thief. She wears a backpack...walks around the store for like an hour, by the time she leaves her bag is big and bulgy. Sagging down to the ground filled with shit, and shell walk up to the cash register to buy a candy bar or something.
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AntiEverything
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I_was_the_walrus said: I recently met this crazy chick, and for some reason she steals all the time. She even has food stamps. Free fucking food. Shell walk around the store and just open shit. Drink some orange juice then put it on some ransom shelf. Open a bag of chips then hide them away elsewhere. Shes not even a good thief. She wears a backpack...walks around the store for like an hour, by the time she leaves her bag is big and bulgy. Sagging down to the ground filled with shit, and shell walk up to the cash register to buy a candy bar or something.
needless to say, stay the fuck away
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Re: I keep committing thefts [Re: s240779]
#14350061 - 04/25/11 04:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I used to steal daily from the supermarket.
Handles of alcohol, food, sandwiches... you name it.
It sucked. Almost got caught a couple times.
I was always prepared to run like hell.
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Re: I keep committing thefts [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14350085 - 04/25/11 04:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I shoplifted about 12 times stopped doing it when I got caught and had to book it through some back allies and lay low in the backseat of a car.
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AntiEverything said:
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I_was_the_walrus said: I recently met this crazy chick, and for some reason she steals all the time. She even has food stamps. Free fucking food. Shell walk around the store and just open shit. Drink some orange juice then put it on some ransom shelf. Open a bag of chips then hide them away elsewhere. Shes not even a good thief. She wears a backpack...walks around the store for like an hour, by the time she leaves her bag is big and bulgy. Sagging down to the ground filled with shit, and shell walk up to the cash register to buy a candy bar or something.
needless to say, stay the fuck away
Yup, stay away from dat bitch.
I knew a guy who would steal shit every time we walked into a store. The last time I hung out with him, we walked by a drug mart and he said "let's go in." I responded with "no, because you steal shit all the time and I'm not gonna support it." He was all like "dude, I'm not gonna steal anything" and I said "I don't believe you."
He went in and walked out five minutes later with a twinkie, bottle of pop, and visine with a smirk on his face and no receipt.
I haven't seen that douchebag since.
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Re: I keep committing thefts [Re: owls]
#14350104 - 04/25/11 04:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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owls said: if it's from wal-mart it doesn't matter
Ha, this^....
I very rarely ever steal, and when I do it's petty things like eye drops or a candy bar haha....And it's almost always from wal-mart.
One thing I do is simply leave things in the shopping cart as I check out, stealing right under their nose . I'll put most of my stuff up on the counter to be scanned, but leave a handful of items in the cart. More than 1/2 the time they don't even notice or pay attention to what's left in the cart and I walk out with the items still in the shopping cart...If they do notice I'll just act like I forgot to take them out of the cart and pay for em' , but if they don't catch it then ....

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Re: I keep committing thefts [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14350105 - 04/25/11 04:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Don't feel like a badass for stealing. Between the time I was 14-18 I stole thousands upon thousands of dollars of very expensive shit without doing anything special to get away with it. Electronics, expensive clothing items, basically anything. It's not "right" even if it is from Walmart you idiots, you're still a lazy thief. I'd never steal anything ever again.
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Yeah If she gets caught as your walking out with her your gonna go down for theft unless you get lucky and they let you off with a ban from the store.
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thissongis
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I cant steal from stores, it eats me up inside knowing I jacked some shit. I have stolen robo from walmart many moons ago but like said above, fuck walmart. Females got it easy, just throw ur makeup under your purse with ur purse in the buggy on the bread thingy, dont lift it up and not a soul will see. Popcorn chicken at walmart though...thats a different story. Walk around and eat out of it then ditch it on an isle lol
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In come the flood of THIEVES!!! comments.
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mellowparty
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pfff I've stolen loads of shit throughout my life. Mainly laboratory stuff like glass and chemicals 
I've done some shoplifting as a kid.
Last time I committed a theft was last year. I was drunk and stole some food stuffs from the dorms kitchen. The people living there never cleaned after themselves and the supervisors had to pay for cleaners from everyones deposit so in the end it wasnt even a theft thing.
But yeah stealing is alright as long as you dont affect anyone who doesnt deserve it. That being said its okay to steal shit from the state and all the corporations, money, evil etc
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Re: I keep committing thefts *DELETED* [Re: openmind]
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lil_demented
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Re: I keep committing thefts [Re: mellowparty]
#14350168 - 04/25/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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superhigh, you sound like a 15 year old. grow up, pay money for things like the rest of us.
I've done it before, didn't get caught. Stopped doing it around 16 years old.  You'll either grow out of it, or get caught and stop doing it. Do the first one before the second one happens.
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openmind
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Re: I keep committing thefts [Re: JonnyS]
#14350202 - 04/25/11 05:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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JonnyS said:
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openmind said: One thing I do is simply leave things in the shopping cart as I check out, stealing right under their nose . I'll put most of my stuff up on the counter to be scanned, but leave a handful of items in the cart. More than 1/2 the time they don't even notice or pay attention to what's left in the cart and I walk out with the items still in the shopping cart...If they do notice I'll just act like I forgot to take them out of the cart and pay for em' , but if they don't catch it then .... .
I imagine this isn't very hard especially on a busy saturday or something. Not like the high schoolers working the registers give a shit anyway.
That being said stealing is bad mmkay, even though most of us have stolen some candy or gum back in middle school (so hardcore).
Yea it really isn't, just gotta be slightly sly about it...
I only do this maybe one to four times a year at the most. It's always petty items and I usually do it solely just to see if I can get away with it, which I do majority of the time. I've stolen less than $50 worth of various items through out my life.

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Re: I keep committing thefts [Re: owls]
#14350212 - 04/25/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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owls said: if it's from wal-mart it doesn't matter
doesnt matter one bit , but costco, walmart and other huge companies like that have the best security systems/teams ive ever seen.
im speaking from first hand experience
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