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[PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities
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Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities April 24, 2011 - The Morning Call
A naked man on a bad hallucinogenic trip is accused of assaulting a police officer and an emergency medical worker who had come to help Sunday after he threw himself down the stairs of a home in Palmer Township.
"It started as a medical call," said Palmer detective Sgt. Timothy Ruoff. "It went bad from there."
Garrison L. Goodman, 31, of Upper Nazareth Township had taken "magic mushrooms" at 1202 Dunkle St. when he attempted to "dive or fly" down the steps from the second to the first floor, Ruoff said.
Brian Flavelle of Suburban Emergency Medical Services arrived about 1:25 a.m. to assist Goodman, who was suffering from a cut to his head and broken collarbone, Ruoff said.
Goodman was naked in the front yard and attacked Flavelle, Ruoff said, punching him several times in the head.
When Wilson policeman Marc Crisafulli also arrived, he was punched a number of times in the head by Goodman as well, Ruoff said.
The melee ended when Crisafulli shocked Goodman with a Taser and arrested him, Ruoff said.
Goodman was treated for his injuries at Easton Hospital, then arraigned by District Judge David Tidd and sent to Northampton County Prison under $50,000 bail.
Goodman faces charges that include aggravated assault, simple assault, reckless endangerment and possession of a controlled substance.
Flavelle and Crisafulli had head and neck pain, but were not seriously injured, Ruoff said.
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: veggie]
#14345498 - 04/24/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wonder what kind of magic was used to enchant the mushrooms.
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: Society]
#14345717 - 04/24/11 09:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Is it a reoccuring theme that people that can't handle psychedelics end up running around naked?
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: demon66]
#14345749 - 04/24/11 09:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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It happens a lot with PCP too.
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: demon66]
#14345768 - 04/24/11 09:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Definitely(about the naked thing)
The real question is: Is there any correlation between being naked and wanting to fly or rather being naked on mushrooms and wanting to fly.
I know thats how Im going out, few years down the road on a lemon tek super trip. I will inevitably die from it but damn will those last few seconds be awesome. Who knows I might be the first to actually fly on mushrooms, maybe If I combine it with red bull
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: Wise Toad]
#14345913 - 04/24/11 09:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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was this the guy?
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14209508
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When the cops also subdued me, I was sure I could control them and what they spoke of as well. Although I didn’t physically fight back with the police, I was not at all cooperative in moving, and I ended up being thrown down a stairwell with which I got a pretty nice bruise on my shoulder. I believed I was also controlling the police and it was extremely strange. They picked me up and I remember thinking to myself for them to stop and they literally did right there on the steps. It was at this point I fell down the steps because they let go of me.
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: demon66]
#14346146 - 04/24/11 10:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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demon66 said: Is it a reoccuring theme that people that can't handle psychedelics end up running around naked?
i had a friend freak out a couple months ago, his clothes were the first thing to go. the cops finally came after 45 min of him straight yelling. they had to tie him down to a stretcher after 5 cops couldnt get him subdued. he didnt get charged with anything though...
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: veggie]
#14346325 - 04/24/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Stories like this make me laugh. I wish they would make a movie with something like this in it.
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: Dyslexicate]
#14346437 - 04/24/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dyslexicate said: was this the guy?
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14209508
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When the cops also subdued me, I was sure I could control them and what they spoke of as well. Although I didn’t physically fight back with the police, I was not at all cooperative in moving, and I ended up being thrown down a stairwell with which I got a pretty nice bruise on my shoulder. I believed I was also controlling the police and it was extremely strange. They picked me up and I remember thinking to myself for them to stop and they literally did right there on the steps. It was at this point I fell down the steps because they let go of me.
nah, I think that guy was wearing clothes.
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: Society]
#14346594 - 04/24/11 11:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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worst nightmare for me is ending up naked while on shrooms.
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: frostz]
#14346628 - 04/24/11 11:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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EVERY TIME I have heard of people making the news for mushroom use in PA, nudity was involved.
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
#14346675 - 04/24/11 11:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This is the exact reason when I feel the urge to take the pants off while time traveling, I immediately put them back on! This is the type of shit that I'm worried about doing on a strooooooong trip. And sometimes you know, you didn't really eat that much, but fuck it hits you like a ton of bricks and all of a sudden you get that pissing yourself feeling...god i just had a flashback typing that shit.
Poor bastard
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: twboss]
#14346749 - 04/24/11 11:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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What's wrong with tripping while naked?
Life is short.
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: Society]
#14346852 - 04/25/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Apparently this guy likes headshots
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: Divinity]
#14346880 - 04/25/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tripping while naked is cool, just don't share it with everyone.
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: Joolz]
#14346901 - 04/25/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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agreed joolz i feel all trapped up in my clothes and they get all messed up from turning over and over in bed so I feel free naked
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: gotmagic]
#14346917 - 04/25/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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my hallway is a 1/2 transformed indoor mountain climbing wall , jungle gym.. I trip balls and think of new things to add. Recently I put a bungie cord type thing in the middle the first landing, you can swing out over the first steps.. Its aswesome...
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: Joolz]
#14346986 - 04/25/11 12:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Joolz said: Tripping while naked is cool, just don't share it with everyone.
Yes, it's not advisable to, say, take a walk through the neighborhood naked for example.
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: Le_Canard]
#14347200 - 04/25/11 01:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You guys don't trip naked? I thought everyone did. Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
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Re: [PA] Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities [Re: orison]
#14347215 - 04/25/11 01:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Iv always wanted to run naked through a forest on shroomz
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orison319 said: my hallway is a 1/2 transformed indoor mountain climbing wall , jungle gym.. I trip balls and think of new things to add. Recently I put a bungie cord type thing in the middle the first landing, you can swing out over the first steps.. Its aswesome... 
Thats fucking awesome, if I ever make it in this world that will be one of the first things Ill do. In addition I will have an indoor trampoline that is a 15 foot jump down. One of my rooms would be filled with pillows to where I could swim/sleep in them. Maybe a big slide. Turn the whole house into a hamster type playground with tubes from the jungle gym going all throughout. The true dream is a skyscraper sized jungle gym that I could get completely lost in.
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