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Special Agent Dale Cooper




Registered: 01/15/11
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Life's a Cliché!
shadyy: Were you surprised when the drug addictts lost? envix and skatealex2: Surprised? You could have knocked me over with a(n) thang.
shadyy: I think the weather had a lot to do with it. envix and skatealex2: Yes, the field was in terrible shape. It had been raining frogs and even more frogs up until the time the game started.
shadyy: What do you think of the catcher? envix and skatealex2: He's a problem. He's out of shape. The coach should take the by the penises and fire him!
shadyy: We don't see boobies to boobies on this at all. I think the catcher is in great shape. He's as fit as a(n) sitar. envix and skatealex2: How can you say that? He got on the team by the skin of his balls.
shadyy: You may be right. But you and I know how it is. That's just the way the frog soup with magic mushrooms bounces.
envix and skatealex2: Well, time certainly does doin. I've got to be getting home now.
shadyy: See you tomorrow, I hope. It's always fun doin the breeze with you.
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Re: Mad Lib [Re: shadyy]
#14340839 - 04/23/11 09:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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28064212
Special Agent Dale Cooper




Registered: 01/15/11
Posts: 12,115
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Re: Mad Lib [Re: shadyy]
#14340843 - 04/23/11 09:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Kids in Space
What if you lived on the International Space Station? Imagine your normal day as it is now, but in space!
In the morning, you get up at 420 and get dressed in your space shirts and space shirts. There is no gravity in space, so you float into the kitchen to eat your breakfast of dried magic mushroom, space cake in a tube, and smashed up lsd in a plastic space container. Then, instead of taking the bus to school, you hop into a(n) brains and orbit Earth 420 times.
In the brains,you do science experiments such as determining how good a(n) :nyaN; is at doin in space. When the experiments are done, you go outside the brains for some exercise in space. You doin outside the brains for an hour or more. When you are done exercising, you go back to the International Space Station for other activities such as doin, doin, and doin.
You end the day by sending a(n) thang to your parents via the space computer, and they tell you goodnight from Earth, down below.
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Dead Inside




Registered: 04/12/11
Posts: 82
Loc: Hell
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"It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied. Better to be Socrates dissatisfied then a fool satisfied. And if the fool or the pig are of different opinion, it is because they only know their side of the question." John Stuart Mill
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




Registered: 01/15/11
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Learn to Be a Rock Star
I'm at a new school. Its name is “The 28064212 School for Rock Stars.” The courses here are !
My first assignment is to learn to play the sitar and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to doin around a lot, to doin across the stage, and to doin at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.
My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 420 people following me around, telling me how I am, how they really like my monk robes, and how I am the most person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.
My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) human bodies and walk the all of the colors carpet, past all the doin fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will doin with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 420 songs, all while doin across the stage, singing, and doin at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




Registered: 01/15/11
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What Are Friends For?
Last night, as I sat in the grow room eating marijuana and watching fringe, the telephone rang. When I picked it up, I heard a(n) doin sound. It was my friend skatealex2. He told me that he couldn't solve the 1 problems that shadyy and envix had assigned for homework.
I'm pretty in math, so it took me only 1 and a half minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your thang.”
“It's broken!” he said. “I think my doin over it.”
“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested awesomely.
“gee wiz i'm a high! You're a big help! The next time I need advice, I'll call jesus,” he shouted.
I don't know why skatealex2 was so mad. Did he want me to give him the answers?
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I like your mind.
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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Re: Mad Lib [Re: shadyy]
#14341070 - 04/23/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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shadyy said: I like your mind.
I LOVE YOUR MIND.
 
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Avoidant Disorder



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this is my favorite thread ever
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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Re: Mad Lib [Re: Envix]
#14341082 - 04/23/11 10:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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that truly makes me
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Legend
RIP Sasha



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No sympathy for the devil, keep that in mind. [url=]Buy the ticket, take the ride. [/url]Are you lost?
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




Registered: 01/15/11
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On the Track of Bigfoot
One day, our class went hiking along the Burning Man River. Like all hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried thangs, high quality boomers, and one thang.
As we walked along the trail, shadyy noticed a(n) cocaine-like footprint. “Do you think a(n) thang made these tracks?” shadyy asked.
“No, but let's follow them anyway,” suggested skatealex2.
We doin for hours. Then I screamed, “doin' thangs! I think I see a huge pepe.”
“doin' thangs!” we heard someone say. It was alex trebek.
“alex trebek!” we screamed. “We thought you were a huge pepe!”
“Do I look like a huge pepe? Well, as long as you're all here, you can help me look for thangs. There are lots of them here along the Burning Man River. We can take them back to school and study them under our microscopes.”
“doin' thangs!!” everyone said.
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




Registered: 01/15/11
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Apple Surprise
420, amsterdam—What was supposed to be a routine apple-picking trip turned into something much more. 28064212 and envix went to shadyy/anna faris's farm to pick apples. This was a funny sort of farm! To get to the orchard, they rode on a(n) 5th dimension dmt time machine driven by skatealex2 and jesus! 28064212 and envix went about picking their apples, and they filled two big bags with the most bright blue apples they had ever seen.
Suddenly, jesus happened to ride by on a(n) jesus bear and offered to turn the apples into a delicious pie, right there in the orchard. 28064212 and envix didn't believe that this was possible, but they agreed. jesus told them to close their eyes, and before they knew it, the apples were steaming, hot apple pies. 28064212 and envix couldn't believe their eyes! They were so amazed, they ran home and called erowid or MAPS newsletter. When shadyy/anna faris was contacted about this matter, a reporter was informed that this “miracle” was “just a really practical joke”!
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




Registered: 01/15/11
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The Box
The doorbell rang. Envix and Shadyy raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, box. What could be inside? They dank doin the box into the cannabis cave. Shadyy psychedelic put her penis close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, “doin thangs!”
“Hurry. Open the box!” screamed Envix. To their amazement, Jesus Christ leaped out of the box and started singing “Aquarius.” There was nothing else to do but sing along.
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




Registered: 01/15/11
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A Special Valentine
It's fun to let people know you care about them by making them valentines for Valentine's Day. Follow these instructions to make your own valentine:
1. To make the valentine, you will need pieces of penis-colored paper and pieces of that color you see when on paper. You will also need scissors, some thangs, and a marker or a(n) thang. 2. Cut the penis-colored paper into the shape of a(n) thang. 3. Cut a smaller thang shape from the that color you see when on paper. 4. Glue the that color you see when on paper thang onto the center of the penis-colored paper thang. 5. Use the marker or the thang to write a Valentine's Day message to the person. If you don't know what to write, try a phrase such as, “Won't you be my Valentine?” or “28064212 thinks you are as as the guy who created poptarts!” 6. You may wish to add other decorations, such as thangs or other paper shapes. Now you have the perfect valentine to give to someone special! 7. Be careful when using your scissors, and remember to clean up the area where you have been doin'.
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Re: Mad Lib [Re: shadyy]
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hell yea
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28064212
Special Agent Dale Cooper




Registered: 01/15/11
Posts: 12,115
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Re: Mad Lib [Re: shadyy]
#14342701 - 04/24/11 09:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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