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Mad Lib
    #14340220 - 04/23/11 07:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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All a Dream

I fell asleep yesterday listening to an old album that my mom had. I really enjoyed it, though I had a weird dream. It was kind of like one of the old songs.

I've been workin' in Amsterdam,
All the tasteless day.
I've been workin' in Amsterdam,
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the whistle fucking?
Rise up so early in the morn.
Don't you hear Friedrich Nietzsche shouting
“I_AM_SWIM, shat your horn? ”

I_AM_SWIM, won't you shat,
I_AM_SWIM, won't you shat,
I_AM_SWIM, won't you shat your horn?
I_AM_SWIM, won't you shat,
I_AM_SWIM, won't you shat,
I_AM_SWIM, won't you shat your horn?

Someone's in the Grow Room with I_AM_SWIM.
Someone's in the Grow Room, I know.
Someone's in the Grow Room with I_AM_SWIM
Strumming on the old sitar.

It was the weirdest dream I've had in a long time!




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Re: Mad Lib [Re: 28064212]
    #14340274 - 04/23/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I've been workin' in space,
All the loopy day.
I've been workin' in space,
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the whistle doin'?
Rise up so early in the morn.
Don't you hear lord quas shouting
“28064212 , thangin' your horn? ”

28064212 , won't you thangin',
28064212 , won't you thangin',
28064212 , won't you thangin' your horn?
28064212 , won't you thangin',
28064212 , won't you thangin',
28064212 , won't you thangin' your horn?

Someone's in the studio with 28064212 .
Someone's in the studio, I know.
Someone's in the studio with 28064212
Strumming on the old double bass.




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Re: Mad Lib [Re: Envix]
    #14340326 - 04/23/11 08:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:bigyesnod:


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Re: Mad Lib [Re: 28064212]
    #14340344 - 04/23/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Read your tale.
The Play's the Thing

Envix: Did you try out for the psilocybin in the school play?

28064212: I wanted to be Shiva, but I didn't get the part. I don't know why. I wore stinky cannabis plants on my pineal glands and psychedelic Conical Asian Hats on my Brains. Then I dosed acid my toes and sang “One Toke Over The Line.” When I finished, Terence McKenna smoked DMT on the stage and told me I didn't get the part.

Envix: You must have felt sad.

28064212: Not really. Terence McKenna told me I could did thangs' the curtain. That'll be a blast!

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Re: Mad Lib [Re: 28064212]
    #14340439 - 04/23/11 08:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

New Year's Resolutions

It was New Year's Day, and I was watching Ketamineball on TV with my friends Cameron Diaz, Jessica Alba, Envix, and Albert Hofmann.

“Hey, Jessica Alba,” Envix said, “What is your New Year's resolution?”

“I am going to learn to play the Sitar,” she said. “Then I am going to play it at nursing homes. I am sure it will make the residents feels good man.”

“That's feels weird man,” said Cameron Diaz. “I am going to volunteer in a shelter for homeless chinichilla and puppy dog. They are so cute. How about you, Envix?”

“I am going to help out around the house,” he said. “Every night, I will put the mushrooms and the thangs in the dishwasher without being asked.”

“I want to improve my grades,” said Albert Hofmann. “I will study math, science, and doin every night.”

They all turned to me.

“What is your New Year's Resolution, 28064212?”

“I'm not making one,” I said. “I'm perfectly feels trippy man already!”

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Re: Mad Lib [Re: 28064212]
    #14340466 - 04/23/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

A Funky Fourth

Every year, 28064212berg has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried flower and LSD-25 on a stick, and the face-doin' stand, 28064212berg always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.

This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw Jesus doin' across feels good man frog! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year, they saw Aldous Huxley doin' La Divina Commedia. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw Envix doin' The Marriage of Heaven and Hell!

The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's picnic would be remembered for a long time!

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Re: Mad Lib [Re: 28064212]
    #14340489 - 04/23/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The Sky Is Falling!

Each spring, the sky turns rainbow kaleidoscope of orange sunshine. Giant drops of LSD fall from the sky. All this LSD helps the grass and the mushrooms to grow, but it can make things really feel good man too.

Some places get so much LSD, that rivers doin' into the streets. Driving can be tricky when this happens, so some people put special thangs' on their cars.

And when the LSD is falling, don't forget your thang'. Otherwise, your feet might get feels good man if you doin' in puddles!

After all the LSD has fallen, the skies begin to doin'. If you are lucky, you might see a huge thang stretched across the sky.


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Re: Mad Lib [Re: 28064212]
    #14340513 - 04/23/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

A Crazy Night at the Library

One night something really feels good man happened at the library. The characters in the stories started doin' from their books!

Envix climbed into Charlotte's Web and started doin' with Wilbur the Pig! Jesus wandered into an encyclopedia and ended up lost in Crab Nebula!

The craziest part was when Buddha wandered into The Doors of Perception and Doin' Thangs and said, “Coaster, I don't think we're in Amsterdam any more.”

Then Anna Faris walked in and said, “Gee Wiz Mutha Fuckas!! Everybody back in place!”

The characters Doin' around the room. Just in time! The students in grade 1000th came in to get books for their reports, but it was safe. All the characters were back in the books where they belonged.


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Re: Mad Lib [Re: 28064212]
    #14340543 - 04/23/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

A Trip to the Art Museum

This brochure for the Envix Museum of Art highlights some of the special pieces in the museum's art collection.

On the ground floor, you can see sculptures that date back 420 years ago. One of the feels good man treasures here is the 420-headed Nyan Cat made by the people of Burning Man.

The second floor is a themed exhibit. All the artwork here relates to psilocybin chocolates. Make sure you check out the famous painting of psilocybin chocolates by Alex Grey. And what exhibit about psilocybin chocolates would be complete without a giant sculpture of the hash brownies?

The third floor features work by one of today's most famous artists, 28064212. 28064212's use of color in paintings of large thangs has influenced many artists.

At the end of your visit, be sure to stop by the thang shop. Pick up some thangs as a souvenir of your trip to the Envix Museum of Art!


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Re: Mad Lib [Re: 28064212]
    #14340679 - 04/23/11 09:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The Beach

Hooray! Summer is finally here, and that means we can go to the beach! Today, my family is going to town of doin' thangs Beach, and I can bring a friend with me. I decide to invite my best friend anna faris. I know anna faris will want to go with us. She thinks going to the beach is :feelsgoodman:!

We start our beach day by watching the sunrise, and then eating breakfast at Uncle envix's Pancake Hut. I always get thang flavored pancakes.

After breakfast we doin thangs the waves, go doin for seashells, and doin a sandcastle. Then we eat the lunch we packed for the beach. It's my favorite—thang sandwiches. The only time thang sandwiches are not so :feelsgoodman: is when you drop them in the sand.

By infinite thangs, everyone's had enough of the beach. But town of doin' thangs Beach is fun at night, too! There is a really :feelsgoodman: boardwalk. It's always crowded with people. Would you believe we saw my teacher stanislav grof there, eating a huge banana split?

There are a lot of cool shops on the boardwalk. You can get a little hermit :nyan:, but make sure your mom and dad say it's okay! My favorite store is the jewelry store. anna faris and I each buy a rope bracelet that will doin' when it gets wet. Pretty :feelsgoodman:!

By 8:00, we're all ready to head home. I usually fall asleep on the ride home. I can't wait to go to town of doin' thangs Beach again.


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Re: Mad Lib [Re: 28064212]
    #14340689 - 04/23/11 09:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i got the idea to drop the link and pic and when using a word that is also a graemlin to type it in using the :example: form.


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Re: Mad Lib [Re: 28064212]
    #14340703 - 04/23/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Plans for a Great Summer

This is going to be the most :feelsgoodman: summer ever. I am going to sleep until :feelsgoodman: o' clock. Then I am going to have :feelsgoodman: frog soup for breakfast.

After breakfast, envix and I will go to the beach and build sand thangs all morning. If we get bored, we will go down to the park and go roller doin. For lunch we will have psychedelic drugs sandwiches.

Later in the summer, I may take a trip to :feelsgoodman: land to visit Jesus. Or maybe I will go to camp and learn :feelsgoodman: frog-back riding. I definitely want to watch The Matrix 420 times.

Last week, my parents were talking about having me clean the thangs out of the garage. They also want me to doin the lawn every week. And I think they said something about doin in the garden. I hope they won't be too :feelsgoodman: when they find out I already have plans!


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Re: Mad Lib [Re: 28064212]
    #14340712 - 04/23/11 09:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The Best Town in the World Has a Fall Festival

Every year my town, 28064212ville hosts the Fall Festival of :feelsgoodman: frogs. It's a really fun time. Everyone comes to the Envix Park to play games, eat delicious food, see all the animals, and doin in the last of the :feelsgoodman: weather. My favorite booth is the one that serves fried thangs on a stick!

This year, the Festival was extra special because there was a surprise guest; John Lennon came to play on the 28064212ville Stage! It was the best concert ever. While John Lennon played, 420 :nyan: sang along. But that wasn't half as amazing as the fact that the :nyan: sang better than John Lennon. At the awards ceremony that evening, all of the :nyan: won blue ribbons for their singing. It was the best Fall Festival ever!


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Re: Mad Lib [Re: 28064212]
    #14340724 - 04/23/11 09:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

An Odd Animal

The :feelsgoodman: is an animal that has rainbow fur with more rainbows spots on its penis and butthole. Its tail is shaped like a(n) thang which it uses to doin thangs. An adult :feelsgoodman: may weigh more than 420 pounds and stand over 420 feet high.

The :feelsgoodman: can be found only in Burning Man and India. Although its favorite food is double fried :feelsgoodman: frogs, it also likes to eat thangs. If you ever see a(n) :feelsgoodman:, be sure not to ever sing “Uncle John's Band.” That song makes it :feelsgoodman:. Instead, give it a few double fried :feelsgoodman: frogs and be on your way.


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Re: Mad Lib [Re: 28064212]
    #14340736 - 04/23/11 09:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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    #14340768 - 04/23/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I must be high, i could of swore i was on the growery


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Re: Mad Lib [Re: skatealex2]
    #14340772 - 04/23/11 09:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The Hanukkah Party

Last week my whole family went to a Hanukkah party at my Uncle skatealex2's house in Burning Man. The first thing we did when we got there was open presents. Uncle skatealex2 always gives us :feelsgoodman: presents. This year he gave me a(n) thang and my little sister, Chelsea Handler, a(n) thang.

:feelsgoodman:, Uncle skatealex2,” I said, “How did you know I wanted a(n) thang?”

Then Chelsea Handler, my cousins, and I played a dreidel game. My cousin envix put an empty bowl in the center of the table, and gave us each our own pile of candy for the game. Chelsea Handler went first, spun a shin, and had to put a piece of her candy in the bowl. I could tell she wanted to doin, but she knew she had to behave. The bowl continued to fill with candy, with most of us spinning shin. Then I spun a gimel. I got the whole bowl of candy!

On the way home, I whispered to Chelsea Handler that I would share my candy with her, but she had fallen fast asleep.


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Re: Mad Lib [Re: 28064212]
    #14340792 - 04/23/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Game Show

“I'm skatealex2 Barker and I'd like to welcome you to another episode of ‘The thang is :feelsgoodman:!’”

The audience applauds quickly.

“Our contestant is 28064212, all the way from Burning Man, :feelsgoodman: Land. Hello, 28064212. Welcome to the show!”

“Thank you, skatealex2. I feel :feelsgoodman: to be here!”

“Well then, let's start the show. Our game for tonight is thangs. The object of the game is to guide the thang through the maze so that it lands on a number, from 420 to 420. The higher the number, the more points you win. The more points you win, the better the prize. But the catch is, you get only one chance. Are you ready? Here's the thang. Have a go at it!”

The thang drops on the largest number.

“Well, 28064212, you just won yourself a brand new mind! What do you think of that?”

“Well,” says 28064212 while jumping up and down, “That's great. Except, I'm only one million years old, so I can't drive it yet. But it will be really cool to be driven to school in it! Thanks!”

The audience applauds. Cut to commercial.


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Re: Mad Lib [Re: 28064212]
    #14340802 - 04/23/11 09:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hahahha omg
what is going on in here?

:lol:


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Re: Mad Lib [Re: 28064212]
    #14340808 - 04/23/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Twelve Holly Days

On the first day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me
a thang in a pear tree.

On the second day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me
two :feelsgoodman: thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.

On the third day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me
three :feelsgoodman: thangs, two :feelsgoodman: thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me
four :feelsgoodman: thangs, three :feelsgoodman: thangs, two :feelsgoodman: thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me
five :feelsgoodman: thangs, four :feelsgoodman: thangs, three :feelsgoodman: thangs, two :feelsgoodman: thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me
six thangs doin, five :feelsgoodman: thangs, four :feelsgoodman: thangs, three :feelsgoodman: thangs, two :feelsgoodman: thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me
seven :feelsgoodman: frogs swimming, six thangs doin, five :feelsgoodman: thangs, four :feelsgoodman: thangs, three :feelsgoodman: thangs, two :feelsgoodman: thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me
eight :nyan: doin, seven :feelsgoodman: frogs swimming, six thangs doin, five :feelsgoodman: thangs, four :feelsgoodman: thangs, three :feelsgoodman: thangs, two :feelsgoodman: thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me
nine thangs dancing, eight :nyan: doin, seven :feelsgoodman: frogs swimming, six thangs doin, five :feelsgoodman: thangs, four :feelsgoodman: thangs, three :feelsgoodman: thangs, two :feelsgoodman: thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me
ten :nyan: leaping, nine thangs dancing, eight :nyan: doin, seven :feelsgoodman: frogs swimming, six thangs doin, five :feelsgoodman: thangs, four :feelsgoodman: thangs, three :feelsgoodman: thangs, two :feelsgoodman: thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me
eleven cannabis doin, ten :nyan: leaping, nine thangs dancing, eight :nyan: doin, seven :feelsgoodman: frogs swimming, six thangs doin, five :feelsgoodman: thangs, four :feelsgoodman: thangs, three :feelsgoodman: thangs, two :feelsgoodman: thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me
twelve thangs doin, eleven cannabis doin, ten :nyan: leaping, nine thangs dancing, eight :nyan: doin, seven :feelsgoodman: frogs swimming, six thangs doin, five :feelsgoodman: thangs, four :feelsgoodman: thangs, three :feelsgoodman: thangs, two :feelsgoodman: thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.


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