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Mad Lib
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All a Dream
I fell asleep yesterday listening to an old album that my mom had. I really enjoyed it, though I had a weird dream. It was kind of like one of the old songs.
I've been workin' in Amsterdam, All the tasteless day. I've been workin' in Amsterdam, Just to pass the time away. Don't you hear the whistle fucking? Rise up so early in the morn. Don't you hear Friedrich Nietzsche shouting “I_AM_SWIM, shat your horn? ”
I_AM_SWIM, won't you shat, I_AM_SWIM, won't you shat, I_AM_SWIM, won't you shat your horn? I_AM_SWIM, won't you shat, I_AM_SWIM, won't you shat, I_AM_SWIM, won't you shat your horn?
Someone's in the Grow Room with I_AM_SWIM. Someone's in the Grow Room, I know. Someone's in the Grow Room with I_AM_SWIM Strumming on the old sitar.
It was the weirdest dream I've had in a long time!
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I've been workin' in space, All the loopy day. I've been workin' in space, Just to pass the time away. Don't you hear the whistle doin'? Rise up so early in the morn. Don't you hear lord quas shouting “28064212 , thangin' your horn? ”
28064212 , won't you thangin', 28064212 , won't you thangin', 28064212 , won't you thangin' your horn? 28064212 , won't you thangin', 28064212 , won't you thangin', 28064212 , won't you thangin' your horn?
Someone's in the studio with 28064212 . Someone's in the studio, I know. Someone's in the studio with 28064212 Strumming on the old double bass.
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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Re: Mad Lib [Re: Envix]
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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Read your tale. The Play's the Thing
Envix: Did you try out for the psilocybin in the school play?
28064212: I wanted to be Shiva, but I didn't get the part. I don't know why. I wore stinky cannabis plants on my pineal glands and psychedelic Conical Asian Hats on my Brains. Then I dosed acid my toes and sang “One Toke Over The Line.” When I finished, Terence McKenna smoked DMT on the stage and told me I didn't get the part.
Envix: You must have felt sad.
28064212: Not really. Terence McKenna told me I could did thangs' the curtain. That'll be a blast!
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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New Year's Resolutions
It was New Year's Day, and I was watching Ketamineball on TV with my friends Cameron Diaz, Jessica Alba, Envix, and Albert Hofmann.
“Hey, Jessica Alba,” Envix said, “What is your New Year's resolution?”
“I am going to learn to play the Sitar,” she said. “Then I am going to play it at nursing homes. I am sure it will make the residents feels good man.”
“That's feels weird man,” said Cameron Diaz. “I am going to volunteer in a shelter for homeless chinichilla and puppy dog. They are so cute. How about you, Envix?”
“I am going to help out around the house,” he said. “Every night, I will put the mushrooms and the thangs in the dishwasher without being asked.”
“I want to improve my grades,” said Albert Hofmann. “I will study math, science, and doin every night.”
They all turned to me.
“What is your New Year's Resolution, 28064212?”
“I'm not making one,” I said. “I'm perfectly feels trippy man already!”
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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A Funky Fourth
Every year, 28064212berg has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried flower and LSD-25 on a stick, and the face-doin' stand, 28064212berg always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.
This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw Jesus doin' across feels good man frog! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year, they saw Aldous Huxley doin' La Divina Commedia. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw Envix doin' The Marriage of Heaven and Hell!
The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's picnic would be remembered for a long time!
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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The Sky Is Falling!
Each spring, the sky turns rainbow kaleidoscope of orange sunshine. Giant drops of LSD fall from the sky. All this LSD helps the grass and the mushrooms to grow, but it can make things really feel good man too.
Some places get so much LSD, that rivers doin' into the streets. Driving can be tricky when this happens, so some people put special thangs' on their cars.
And when the LSD is falling, don't forget your thang'. Otherwise, your feet might get feels good man if you doin' in puddles!
After all the LSD has fallen, the skies begin to doin'. If you are lucky, you might see a huge thang stretched across the sky.
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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A Crazy Night at the Library
One night something really feels good man happened at the library. The characters in the stories started doin' from their books!
Envix climbed into Charlotte's Web and started doin' with Wilbur the Pig! Jesus wandered into an encyclopedia and ended up lost in Crab Nebula!
The craziest part was when Buddha wandered into The Doors of Perception and Doin' Thangs and said, “Coaster, I don't think we're in Amsterdam any more.”
Then Anna Faris walked in and said, “Gee Wiz Mutha Fuckas!! Everybody back in place!”
The characters Doin' around the room. Just in time! The students in grade 1000th came in to get books for their reports, but it was safe. All the characters were back in the books where they belonged.
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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A Trip to the Art Museum
This brochure for the Envix Museum of Art highlights some of the special pieces in the museum's art collection.
On the ground floor, you can see sculptures that date back 420 years ago. One of the feels good man treasures here is the 420-headed Nyan Cat made by the people of Burning Man.
The second floor is a themed exhibit. All the artwork here relates to psilocybin chocolates. Make sure you check out the famous painting of psilocybin chocolates by Alex Grey. And what exhibit about psilocybin chocolates would be complete without a giant sculpture of the hash brownies?
The third floor features work by one of today's most famous artists, 28064212. 28064212's use of color in paintings of large thangs has influenced many artists.
At the end of your visit, be sure to stop by the thang shop. Pick up some thangs as a souvenir of your trip to the Envix Museum of Art!
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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The Beach
Hooray! Summer is finally here, and that means we can go to the beach! Today, my family is going to town of doin' thangs Beach, and I can bring a friend with me. I decide to invite my best friend anna faris. I know anna faris will want to go with us. She thinks going to the beach is !
We start our beach day by watching the sunrise, and then eating breakfast at Uncle envix's Pancake Hut. I always get thang flavored pancakes.
After breakfast we doin thangs the waves, go doin for seashells, and doin a sandcastle. Then we eat the lunch we packed for the beach. It's my favorite—thang sandwiches. The only time thang sandwiches are not so is when you drop them in the sand.
By infinite thangs, everyone's had enough of the beach. But town of doin' thangs Beach is fun at night, too! There is a really boardwalk. It's always crowded with people. Would you believe we saw my teacher stanislav grof there, eating a huge banana split?
There are a lot of cool shops on the boardwalk. You can get a little hermit , but make sure your mom and dad say it's okay! My favorite store is the jewelry store. anna faris and I each buy a rope bracelet that will doin' when it gets wet. Pretty !
By 8:00, we're all ready to head home. I usually fall asleep on the ride home. I can't wait to go to town of doin' thangs Beach again.
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i got the idea to drop the link and pic and when using a word that is also a graemlin to type it in using the :example: form.
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Plans for a Great Summer
This is going to be the most summer ever. I am going to sleep until o' clock. Then I am going to have frog soup for breakfast.
After breakfast, envix and I will go to the beach and build sand thangs all morning. If we get bored, we will go down to the park and go roller doin. For lunch we will have psychedelic drugs sandwiches.
Later in the summer, I may take a trip to land to visit Jesus. Or maybe I will go to camp and learn frog-back riding. I definitely want to watch The Matrix 420 times.
Last week, my parents were talking about having me clean the thangs out of the garage. They also want me to doin the lawn every week. And I think they said something about doin in the garden. I hope they won't be too when they find out I already have plans!
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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The Best Town in the World Has a Fall Festival
Every year my town, 28064212ville hosts the Fall Festival of frogs. It's a really fun time. Everyone comes to the Envix Park to play games, eat delicious food, see all the animals, and doin in the last of the weather. My favorite booth is the one that serves fried thangs on a stick!
This year, the Festival was extra special because there was a surprise guest; John Lennon came to play on the 28064212ville Stage! It was the best concert ever. While John Lennon played, 420 sang along. But that wasn't half as amazing as the fact that the sang better than John Lennon. At the awards ceremony that evening, all of the won blue ribbons for their singing. It was the best Fall Festival ever!
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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An Odd Animal
The is an animal that has rainbow fur with more rainbows spots on its penis and butthole. Its tail is shaped like a(n) thang which it uses to doin thangs. An adult may weigh more than 420 pounds and stand over 420 feet high.
The can be found only in Burning Man and India. Although its favorite food is double fried frogs, it also likes to eat thangs. If you ever see a(n) , be sure not to ever sing “Uncle John's Band.” That song makes it . Instead, give it a few double fried frogs and be on your way.
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Legend
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I must be high, i could of swore i was on the growery
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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The Hanukkah Party
Last week my whole family went to a Hanukkah party at my Uncle skatealex2's house in Burning Man. The first thing we did when we got there was open presents. Uncle skatealex2 always gives us presents. This year he gave me a(n) thang and my little sister, Chelsea Handler, a(n) thang.
“ , Uncle skatealex2,” I said, “How did you know I wanted a(n) thang?”
Then Chelsea Handler, my cousins, and I played a dreidel game. My cousin envix put an empty bowl in the center of the table, and gave us each our own pile of candy for the game. Chelsea Handler went first, spun a shin, and had to put a piece of her candy in the bowl. I could tell she wanted to doin, but she knew she had to behave. The bowl continued to fill with candy, with most of us spinning shin. Then I spun a gimel. I got the whole bowl of candy!
On the way home, I whispered to Chelsea Handler that I would share my candy with her, but she had fallen fast asleep.
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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Game Show
“I'm skatealex2 Barker and I'd like to welcome you to another episode of ‘The thang is !’”
The audience applauds quickly.
“Our contestant is 28064212, all the way from Burning Man, Land. Hello, 28064212. Welcome to the show!”
“Thank you, skatealex2. I feel to be here!”
“Well then, let's start the show. Our game for tonight is thangs. The object of the game is to guide the thang through the maze so that it lands on a number, from 420 to 420. The higher the number, the more points you win. The more points you win, the better the prize. But the catch is, you get only one chance. Are you ready? Here's the thang. Have a go at it!”
The thang drops on the largest number.
“Well, 28064212, you just won yourself a brand new mind! What do you think of that?”
“Well,” says 28064212 while jumping up and down, “That's great. Except, I'm only one million years old, so I can't drive it yet. But it will be really cool to be driven to school in it! Thanks!”
The audience applauds. Cut to commercial.
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Twelve Holly Days
On the first day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me a thang in a pear tree.
On the second day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me two thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.
On the third day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me three thangs, two thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me four thangs, three thangs, two thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me five thangs, four thangs, three thangs, two thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me six thangs doin, five thangs, four thangs, three thangs, two thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me seven frogs swimming, six thangs doin, five thangs, four thangs, three thangs, two thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me eight doin, seven frogs swimming, six thangs doin, five thangs, four thangs, three thangs, two thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me nine thangs dancing, eight doin, seven frogs swimming, six thangs doin, five thangs, four thangs, three thangs, two thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me ten leaping, nine thangs dancing, eight doin, seven frogs swimming, six thangs doin, five thangs, four thangs, three thangs, two thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me eleven cannabis doin, ten leaping, nine thangs dancing, eight doin, seven frogs swimming, six thangs doin, five thangs, four thangs, three thangs, two thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of 420, Terence McKenna gave to me twelve thangs doin, eleven cannabis doin, ten leaping, nine thangs dancing, eight doin, seven frogs swimming, six thangs doin, five thangs, four thangs, three thangs, two thangs, and a(n) thang in a pear tree.
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Life's a Cliché!
shadyy: Were you surprised when the drug addictts lost? envix and skatealex2: Surprised? You could have knocked me over with a(n) thang.
shadyy: I think the weather had a lot to do with it. envix and skatealex2: Yes, the field was in terrible shape. It had been raining frogs and even more frogs up until the time the game started.
shadyy: What do you think of the catcher? envix and skatealex2: He's a problem. He's out of shape. The coach should take the by the penises and fire him!
shadyy: We don't see boobies to boobies on this at all. I think the catcher is in great shape. He's as fit as a(n) sitar. envix and skatealex2: How can you say that? He got on the team by the skin of his balls.
shadyy: You may be right. But you and I know how it is. That's just the way the frog soup with magic mushrooms bounces.
envix and skatealex2: Well, time certainly does doin. I've got to be getting home now.
shadyy: See you tomorrow, I hope. It's always fun doin the breeze with you.
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Re: Mad Lib [Re: shadyy]
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Re: Mad Lib [Re: shadyy]
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Kids in Space
What if you lived on the International Space Station? Imagine your normal day as it is now, but in space!
In the morning, you get up at 420 and get dressed in your space shirts and space shirts. There is no gravity in space, so you float into the kitchen to eat your breakfast of dried magic mushroom, space cake in a tube, and smashed up lsd in a plastic space container. Then, instead of taking the bus to school, you hop into a(n) brains and orbit Earth 420 times.
In the brains,you do science experiments such as determining how good a(n) :nyaN; is at doin in space. When the experiments are done, you go outside the brains for some exercise in space. You doin outside the brains for an hour or more. When you are done exercising, you go back to the International Space Station for other activities such as doin, doin, and doin.
You end the day by sending a(n) thang to your parents via the space computer, and they tell you goodnight from Earth, down below.
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Learn to Be a Rock Star
I'm at a new school. Its name is “The 28064212 School for Rock Stars.” The courses here are !
My first assignment is to learn to play the sitar and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to doin around a lot, to doin across the stage, and to doin at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.
My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 420 people following me around, telling me how I am, how they really like my monk robes, and how I am the most person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.
My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) human bodies and walk the all of the colors carpet, past all the doin fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will doin with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 420 songs, all while doin across the stage, singing, and doin at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!
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What Are Friends For?
Last night, as I sat in the grow room eating marijuana and watching fringe, the telephone rang. When I picked it up, I heard a(n) doin sound. It was my friend skatealex2. He told me that he couldn't solve the 1 problems that shadyy and envix had assigned for homework.
I'm pretty in math, so it took me only 1 and a half minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your thang.”
“It's broken!” he said. “I think my doin over it.”
“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested awesomely.
“gee wiz i'm a high! You're a big help! The next time I need advice, I'll call jesus,” he shouted.
I don't know why skatealex2 was so mad. Did he want me to give him the answers?
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Re: Mad Lib [Re: shadyy]
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shadyy said: I like your mind.
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Re: Mad Lib [Re: Envix]
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that truly makes me
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On the Track of Bigfoot
One day, our class went hiking along the Burning Man River. Like all hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried thangs, high quality boomers, and one thang.
As we walked along the trail, shadyy noticed a(n) cocaine-like footprint. “Do you think a(n) thang made these tracks?” shadyy asked.
“No, but let's follow them anyway,” suggested skatealex2.
We doin for hours. Then I screamed, “doin' thangs! I think I see a huge pepe.”
“doin' thangs!” we heard someone say. It was alex trebek.
“alex trebek!” we screamed. “We thought you were a huge pepe!”
“Do I look like a huge pepe? Well, as long as you're all here, you can help me look for thangs. There are lots of them here along the Burning Man River. We can take them back to school and study them under our microscopes.”
“doin' thangs!!” everyone said.
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Apple Surprise
420, amsterdam—What was supposed to be a routine apple-picking trip turned into something much more. 28064212 and envix went to shadyy/anna faris's farm to pick apples. This was a funny sort of farm! To get to the orchard, they rode on a(n) 5th dimension dmt time machine driven by skatealex2 and jesus! 28064212 and envix went about picking their apples, and they filled two big bags with the most bright blue apples they had ever seen.
Suddenly, jesus happened to ride by on a(n) jesus bear and offered to turn the apples into a delicious pie, right there in the orchard. 28064212 and envix didn't believe that this was possible, but they agreed. jesus told them to close their eyes, and before they knew it, the apples were steaming, hot apple pies. 28064212 and envix couldn't believe their eyes! They were so amazed, they ran home and called erowid or MAPS newsletter. When shadyy/anna faris was contacted about this matter, a reporter was informed that this “miracle” was “just a really practical joke”!
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The Box
The doorbell rang. Envix and Shadyy raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, box. What could be inside? They dank doin the box into the cannabis cave. Shadyy psychedelic put her penis close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, “doin thangs!”
“Hurry. Open the box!” screamed Envix. To their amazement, Jesus Christ leaped out of the box and started singing “Aquarius.” There was nothing else to do but sing along.
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Special Agent Dale Cooper




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A Special Valentine
It's fun to let people know you care about them by making them valentines for Valentine's Day. Follow these instructions to make your own valentine:
1. To make the valentine, you will need pieces of penis-colored paper and pieces of that color you see when on paper. You will also need scissors, some thangs, and a marker or a(n) thang. 2. Cut the penis-colored paper into the shape of a(n) thang. 3. Cut a smaller thang shape from the that color you see when on paper. 4. Glue the that color you see when on paper thang onto the center of the penis-colored paper thang. 5. Use the marker or the thang to write a Valentine's Day message to the person. If you don't know what to write, try a phrase such as, “Won't you be my Valentine?” or “28064212 thinks you are as as the guy who created poptarts!” 6. You may wish to add other decorations, such as thangs or other paper shapes. Now you have the perfect valentine to give to someone special! 7. Be careful when using your scissors, and remember to clean up the area where you have been doin'.
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shadyy
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Re: Mad Lib [Re: shadyy]
#14341522 - 04/24/11 12:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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hell yea
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Re: Mad Lib [Re: shadyy]
#14342701 - 04/24/11 09:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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