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OfflineTreefeeler
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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14339014 - 04/23/11 03:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

No

Why would ejaculating lead to a decrease in testosterone?  Hormone regulation/secretion does not intersect the path from balls to urethra, so its not like your releasing testosterone.
There was a study that observed the testosterone levels of men pre and post masturbation.  It showed a relative increase in testosterone immediately after orgasm, but the increase was neither dramatic nor sustainable (I think it lasted for something like 10 minutes... but don't quote me on that).  So if anything, you'd want to jack off more right before a workout routine, but I doubt it'd have any substantial affect.

There was a fair amount of body builder interest in consuming your own ejaculate to promote muscle growth.  But there were two flaws:
1) Seminal fluid is not filled with testosterone (even if it was your dijestive system would destroy it before the hormone interacted with your musculature).
2) Seminal fluid is not a magic protein mix.  Yes, it does contain protein/amino acids, but why would you eat your own man mayonnaise when a turkey sandwich or refried beans would provide the same result?

Recap: Maintain regular masturbation routine, and don't eat ya jizz.

:penis:


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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14339043 - 04/23/11 03:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Treefeeler said:

There was a fair amount of body builder interest in consuming your own ejaculate to promote muscle growth





Sounds like an excuse to me brah.

:shirtlesssoldier:

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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14339150 - 04/23/11 03:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

to OP:

simply increase your masturbation rate to 10 times daily, and you won't even need to work out






problem solved


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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: Salomon]
    #14339171 - 04/23/11 03:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quagmire is left handed? :strokebeard:

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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: Poid]
    #14339204 - 04/23/11 03:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

.

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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: waves]
    #14339221 - 04/23/11 04:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

acid faps :foreveralone: :stonedjerk:


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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: waves]
    #14339630 - 04/23/11 05:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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TheDukeofLizards said:
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Poid said:
Same here. Also, acid-faps are the shit. :thumbup:




That sounds like possibly one of the most depressing ways to spend time on an acid trip that I have ever heard.


:wtf:


How is that in any way, shape, or form depressing? :tard::wow::kingtard:


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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14339770 - 04/23/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Mad_Larkin said:
Quagmire is left handed? :strokebeard:





its hard to use a mouse with your left hand

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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: Dyslexicate]
    #14339819 - 04/23/11 05:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If you quit masturbating you are a god among men. Or you're dead.


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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14339865 - 04/23/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
acid faps :foreveralone: :stonedjerk:



:ilold:

I have a question for the acid fappers. Do you see patterns in your jizz like fractals etc? If yes I gotta check this shit out sometime :quagmire:


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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: mellowparty]
    #14339877 - 04/23/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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mellowparty said:
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ifoundwaldo said:
acid faps :foreveralone: :stonedjerk:



:ilold:

I have a question for the acid fappers. Do you see patterns in your jizz like fractals etc? If yes I gotta check this shit out sometime :quagmire:





yeah and it tastes like starbursts or rainbow skittles


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OfflineEnvix
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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: Cherk]
    #14339909 - 04/23/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i jack w/ my left hand even though i'm right handed. i think i was born a lefty but catholic school forced me to use my right hand. now i write w/ my right hand but it only feels right jacking with the left :shrug:


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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: Envix]
    #14339937 - 04/23/11 06:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Very interesting...:strokebeard:


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fireworks_god said:
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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: Poid]
    #14340057 - 04/23/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

too poor to just buy some protein powder?


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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: Dyslexicate]
    #14340104 - 04/23/11 07:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I think masturbation and testosterone levels are mutually related.

If you have high testosterone, you tend to wank more, especially impromptu masturbation (like having a wank at the loo at te office) points to elevated testosterone.

But the inverse is true also: Masturbating up to a point increases testosterone.

Know what also increases natural testosterone?

--eating protein rich healthy food regularly
--sleeping regularly
--working out
--10+mg organic zinc added to your diet. (such as zinc gluconate or citrate)

Know what decreases testosterone?

--stress
--cannabis
--alcohol


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Offlinedoses
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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: Asante]
    #14340154 - 04/23/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
Know what decreases testosterone?

--stress
--cannabis
--alcohol



I think cannabis lowering testosterone was just a scare tactic early on, like LSD-induced chromosome damage. I remember researching it and finding out that the recent research has refuted that.


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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: Poid] * 1
    #14340223 - 04/23/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

.

Edited by waves (05/01/11 04:37 AM)

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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: waves]
    #14340231 - 04/23/11 07:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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TheDukeofLizards said:



Personally, I have found masturbation to be a particularly depressing activity. I don't enjoy it because it makes me feel pathetic. I also feel that it is an ultimate waste of time. I don't like indulging myself in sexual fantasies because I feel like they pollute my mind. Same with porn.






:awewtf:




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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: waves]
    #14340253 - 04/23/11 07:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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TheDukeofLizards said:
Quote:

Poid said:
Quote:

TheDukeofLizards said:
Quote:

Poid said:
Same here. Also, acid-faps are the shit. :thumbup:




That sounds like possibly one of the most depressing ways to spend time on an acid trip that I have ever heard.


:wtf:


How is that in any way, shape, or form depressing? :tard::wow::kingtard:




If that is how you enjoy spending you acid trips than by all means, beat it until it is raw.

Personally, I have found masturbation to be a particularly depressing activity. I don't enjoy it because it makes me feel pathetic. I also feel that it is an ultimate waste of time. I don't like indulging myself in sexual fantasies because I feel like they pollute my mind. Same with porn.

When I am on acid, I enjoy doing creative, productive, positive things. For me, masturbation does not fall into that category. I guess that makes me a :kingtard:

I'm glad you enjoy it though! Didn't mean to offend you.





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Re: If I quit masturbating... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14340256 - 04/23/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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