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OfflineEquipto


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Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks
    #14337744 - 04/23/11 10:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So I'm going to a wedding of an old friend of mine today, not a great friend but a friend nonetheless, which I R.S.V.P'd for months ago. My dilemma is giving them a gift, which a few months ago I had no problem with. Apparently I'm supposed to give them at least 50 bucks. Now even if it was my last 50, I would be more than happy to help them out, but I'm hesitant for a few reasons.

1) I've never even met this girl he is marrying and they've been together for a while

2) All he could talk about yesterday was his "bachelor party" and how awesome the strip club he went to was and how cool it was that he cheated on her while there. I'm engaged myself and just think this is completely ridiculous. I would never cheat on my girl and I haven't in 9 years.

3) Pretty sure the only reason they are getting married is because they were too stupid to use protection

So what do you think shroomery? I know its completely fucked to show up to a wedding and give them nothing, but its making me :kingcrankey: today


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    #14337748 - 04/23/11 10:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14337757 - 04/23/11 10:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ya who the fuck set the bar for 50 bones anyways?

give em 25 bucks in trojans. :lol:


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    #14337760 - 04/23/11 10:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14337765 - 04/23/11 10:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yes.. are weddings more and more popular because divorces are so much easier to obtain?


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: rackem] * 1
    #14337771 - 04/23/11 10:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

give them nothing, what the fuck...
50 bucks would probably be for him to spend on a hooker.


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OfflineEquipto


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: pouihi]
    #14337775 - 04/23/11 10:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I really want to just show up and deplete the open bar and have my fiance drive me home... Fuck weddings


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: Equipto]
    #14337781 - 04/23/11 10:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Equipto said:
I really want to just show up and deplete the open bar and have my fiance drive me home... Fuck weddings




do it.


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Invisibledr_gonz
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    #14337782 - 04/23/11 10:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: Equipto]
    #14337791 - 04/23/11 10:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Equipto said:
I know its completely fucked to show up to a wedding and give them nothing, but its making me :kingcrankey: today




You answered your own question.  Just call and cancel your attendance.  I'm sure they'll be more than happy to save on the dinner and booze you'd consume.


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: Equipto]
    #14337804 - 04/23/11 10:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Fifty dollars in rubber dollars


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14337806 - 04/23/11 10:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

better not to show up at all than go to this event with those sorts of feelings - however justified they may be.

:2cents:

Cheers !


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: the spiral]
    #14337820 - 04/23/11 10:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I say just buy'em a decent bottle of liqour its a good gift, shit, buy'em osti spamati (gas station shampaign)


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: Equipto]
    #14337829 - 04/23/11 11:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Equipto said:
I really want to just show up and deplete the open bar and have my fiance drive me home... Fuck weddings




Get good and drunk, and when the guys asks "is there any reason...", mention him cheating with the strippers.


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14337832 - 04/23/11 11:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

dr_gonz said:
Quote:

Equipto said:
have my fiance drive me home... Fuck weddings




:smirk:




lol Oh the irony!!!  :ilold: at myself. My wedding isnt going to be a bullshit facade though I actually love my woman, as gay as that sounds!


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: Equipto]
    #14337846 - 04/23/11 11:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

A coupon for a big box of condoms of his choice and a strip of Morning After Pills.
Hey, you're supportive of the marriage, isnt that enough?:awesome:


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: Asante] * 1
    #14337851 - 04/23/11 11:07 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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A coupon for a big box of Extra Small condoms. :awesome:




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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: Doc_T]
    #14337856 - 04/23/11 11:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:highfive:


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: Doc_T]
    #14337869 - 04/23/11 11:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:haha:


Shroomery, you have already made me feel better about this day, I love this place. I'm going to take Dr. G's advice and just go in between what i was contemplating with 25 bucks. Then when i get to the reception and get some drinks in me, I may give them the condoms and proceed with the following dance!  :trolldance::trolldance::trolldance:


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: Equipto]
    #14337873 - 04/23/11 11:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Equipto said:
2) All he could talk about yesterday was his "bachelor party" and how awesome the strip club he went to was and how cool it was that he cheated on her while there. I'm engaged myself and just think this is completely ridiculous. I would never cheat on my girl and I haven't in 9 years.




What a douchebag, my brother almost did the same thing at his bachelor party.  His wife is ugly and 200+ lbs I didnt think his standards could get any lower but boy was I wrong, this butt ugly girl who looked like some type of troll was there who came with one of my brothers friends and my brother was actualy going to fuck this ugly skank and cheat on his wife.  He ended up not doing it because the guy that brought her ended up fucking her instead, my brother was actualy pissed that he didnt fuck her it was disgusting.


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14337880 - 04/23/11 11:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:huxleyfacepalm:

Thats just awful, full of fail lol. If people want to live like that I say go ahead, I have no problem with it, but dont try to live on both sides of the fence, its just sooo wrong.


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14337881 - 04/23/11 11:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

perfect bro.. can you video tape the :trolldance: and post it here when ya get back from the wedding>?


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14337883 - 04/23/11 11:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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this butt ugly girl who looked like some type of troll




Mind your words, there are many trolls posting in The Pub.


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: rackem]
    #14337888 - 04/23/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Maybe if I take the wedding gift money and buy myself a recording device  :maximumtrolling:


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: Asante]
    #14337918 - 04/23/11 11:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14338012 - 04/23/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Wrap a big box with only a penny inside and letter saying: Next time wear a condom you infidel idiot!


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: Patlal]
    #14338030 - 04/23/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Hope you have a good time at the wedding and get a laugh worth the money Equipto. Keep us posted on how things turn out.


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: Patlal]
    #14338032 - 04/23/11 11:50 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

that would be classic..


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: Patlal]
    #14340215 - 04/23/11 07:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

How about a big box containing a used condom tied shut and a note that says: ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE


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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: Equipto]
    #14340226 - 04/23/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Equipto said:
I really want to just show up and deplete the open bar and have my fiance drive me home... Fuck weddings




Yes, do this

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Re: Speak now or forever lose 50 bucks [Re: Asante]
    #14340227 - 04/23/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

go get trashed. Free alchy


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