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Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained?
    #14334259 - 04/22/11 06:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

"I can think, I can fast, I can wait."

Well, I got one out of three... :tongue:


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14334330 - 04/22/11 07:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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"I can think, I can fast, I can wait."

Well, I got one out of three... :tongue:




How much does it pay?  I have heard pretty much minimum wage but the tips can be good.  The have lots of flat bread.


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #14334340 - 04/22/11 07:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Where have you been? It was proven many years ago that bread was not flat, but round. :rolleyes:


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14334349 - 04/22/11 07:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Where have you been? It was proven many years ago that bread was not flat, but round. :rolleyes:




Obviously, I have been loafing.


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #14334357 - 04/22/11 07:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:rimshot:


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14334360 - 04/22/11 07:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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:rimshot:




Thanks finding those things seems your forte.


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #14334394 - 04/22/11 07:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I got siddhis coming out my arse donchaknow? It's just I'm like the great sage Ramana Maharishi and teleported about for a bit but in the end found I was only really interested in myself and went home.


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: Grapefruit]
    #14334837 - 04/22/11 09:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I got siddhis coming out my arse donchaknow? It's just I'm like the great sage Ramana Maharishi and teleported about for a bit but in the end found I was only really interested in myself and went home.




Oh yea.  Dose tings?  Yea I gots em.  In spades.  Clubs.  Hearts.  And Diamonds.  The queen of siddhis let me down though, she was just an empty fable.  They say the queen of sheba is always your best bet.

Siddhis?  What you kidding?


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14334879 - 04/22/11 09:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

that's not the buddha, that's from the book siddhartha by hermen hesse, which is a classic that changed my life. In that book he meets the buddha so it's definitely not the same person although they do have the same first name.  And those three abilities are very powerful indeed.


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #14336044 - 04/23/11 01:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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The queen of siddhis let me down though, she was just an empty fable.  They say the queen of sheba is always your best bet.





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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14337054 - 04/23/11 06:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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The queen of siddhis let me down though, she was just an empty fable.  They say the queen of sheba is always your best bet.





Lyonnaise Potatoes ~ The Beagles (1975)

Siddhi girls just seem to
Find out er-early
How to open doors
With just a smi-ile...





A rich old monk,
And she won't have to worry
They say that every form of religion has its price
Cause now she always has to be nice


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #14337638 - 04/23/11 12:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away?


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14337687 - 04/23/11 12:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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"I can think, I can fast, I can wait."

Well, I got one out of three... :tongue:




You can wait?


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #14338041 - 04/23/11 01:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I can fast. I once went two hours without stuffing my face. :yesnod:


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14338532 - 04/23/11 03:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This is you on a fast:



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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14338622 - 04/23/11 04:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I can fast. I once went two hours without stuffing my face. :yesnod:




i knew you were fat


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: g00ru]
    #14338647 - 04/23/11 04:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

*edumacation mode on*

Eating more frequently keeps your blood sugar levels from spiking thus releasing less insulin and is better for weight loss rather than eating one big meal.

*edumacation mode off*


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14338655 - 04/23/11 04:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Too much edumacation! :noob:


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14338671 - 04/23/11 04:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

*edumacation mode*

that sounds like an excuse to eat little snacks all day like a fatty! What you should really do is wait till your stomach rumbles, then eat and leave a little bit of room in your tummy!

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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: g00ru]
    #14338682 - 04/23/11 04:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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that sounds like an excuse to eat little snacks all day like a fatty!


Yeah, we know you don't believe in science/logic/rationality/sanity. :levitate:


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: Poid]
    #14338693 - 04/23/11 04:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

oh i do, i'm highly rational, i just don't let it rule me :wink:


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: g00ru]
    #14338696 - 04/23/11 04:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

this was so much fun poid, see ya tomorrow!



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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: g00ru]
    #14338704 - 04/23/11 04:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Who the fuck is that?


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: g00ru]
    #14338884 - 04/23/11 04:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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oh i do, i'm highly rational, i just don't let it rule me :wink:




Nor do you let it show.


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: Poid]
    #14338886 - 04/23/11 04:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Who the fuck is that?




His aunt?


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #14338892 - 04/23/11 05:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

She's got pretty eyes. :heart:


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: g00ru]
    #14339374 - 04/23/11 06:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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*edumacation mode*

that sounds like an excuse to eat little snacks all day like a fatty! What you should really do is wait till your stomach rumbles, then eat and leave a little bit of room in your tummy!

*edumacation mode off*




if you want to lose fat drink lots of water and take vitamins it works as long as your stomach is full you can fake out the hunger desire plus you need the water to actually burn the fat besides most people are pretty dehydrated so the worst thing would be like buttered popcorn with salt for instance or maybe nacho cheese doritos. i would say i have attained food siddhi things like fresh caught trout and fresh veggies over an open fire well it doesnt get much better than that


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #14339415 - 04/23/11 06:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

guruu said:
*edumacation mode*

that sounds like an excuse to eat little snacks all day like a fatty! What you should really do is wait till your stomach rumbles, then eat and leave a little bit of room in your tummy!

*edumacation mode off*




if you want to lose fat drink lots of water and take vitamins it works as long as your stomach is full you can fake out the hunger desire plus you need the water to actually burn the fat besides most people are pretty dehydrated so the worst thing would be like buttered popcorn with salt for instance or maybe nacho cheese doritos. i would say i have attained food siddhi things like fresh caught trout and fresh veggies over an open fire well it doesnt get much better than that




Reading comprehension fail. :facepalm:


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #14339648 - 04/23/11 07:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

drink lots of water... as your stomach is full you can fake out the hunger desire

Except that the hunger drive is triggered as much by hypoglycemia as an empty stomach. Not to mention that a lot of water on an empty stomach can cause an electrolyte imbalance (called water poisoning) which can be fatal.


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Re: Oh Buddha, what great siddhis have you attained? [Re: Diploid]
    #14342722 - 04/24/11 11:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

gyahahaha I DIED FROM TOO MUCH WATER WOOPS


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