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Ever got in a pub fight?
#14334088 - 04/22/11 04:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: Asante]
#14334096 - 04/22/11 04:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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That is fucked up and totally uncool. Thankfully not.
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: Epigallo]
#14334104 - 04/22/11 04:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I avoid fights at all costs.
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: Epigallo]
#14334106 - 04/22/11 04:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nope, but pub fights have happened at my house before.
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: memes]
#14334128 - 04/22/11 04:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Only once, but it wasn't anything like that. This ghetto fuckhead kept talking about how he could kick my ass all night. At first it was just kind of a joke, but after a while he started to be a real douche about it. I guess he was trying to look good in front of the girl he was talking to. Anyway, eventually I told him to either do something or shut the fuck up. He tried to tackle me, but got choked out instead.
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: Asante]
#14334129 - 04/22/11 04:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Trainspotting was on last night on Film 4 Nah I've not been in a pub fight.
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: blewmeanie]
#14334133 - 04/22/11 04:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said: Only once, but it wasn't anything like that. This ghetto fuckhead kept talking about how he could kick my ass all night. At first it was just kind of a joke, but after a while he started to be a real douche about it. I guess he was trying to look good in front of the girl he was talking to. Anyway, eventually I told him to either do something or shut the fuck up. He tried to tackle me, but got choked out instead.
I would have told the bouncer.
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: Dyslexicate]
#14334136 - 04/22/11 04:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I got in a Pub fight here on the shroomery...feelings were hurt.
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: Asante]
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: Asante]
#14334144 - 04/22/11 04:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I got in a play Pub fight. We were cool with the owner's son (who was working that night) and when it cleared out we sparked a joint and my friend and I just started slap boxing, dickin around and stuff and I threw this one loose fisted punch at him and felt the last bone in my pinky break. When I got home I immediately taped it to a popsicle stick and left it that way for a few days but I fucked up and took it off too soon. Now my one pinky is all curved down and misshapen on the tip.
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: Deekay]
#14334145 - 04/22/11 04:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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the majority of the swill culture relish in a ruckus, I was once punched by a man so inebriated he fell over!
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: druqs]
#14334147 - 04/22/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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That's some funny shit.
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: Newbie]
#14334152 - 04/22/11 04:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Newbie said: I got in a play Pub fight. We were cool with the owner's son (who was working that night) and when it cleared out we sparked a joint and my friend and I just started slap boxing, dickin around and stuff and I threw this one loose fisted punch at him and felt the last bone in my pinky break. When I got home I immediately taped it to a popsicle stick and left it that way for a few days but I fucked up and took it off too soon. Now my one pinky is all curved down and misshapen on the tip.
You got a boxers fracture, I got the same exact thing punching my friend for fun too in middle school. We broke our fifth metacarpal, it happens. We need to land punches on our first couple metacarpals not the ones on the end of our fists.
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: blewmeanie]
#14334166 - 04/22/11 04:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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my little bro came home with a black eye one after a night of drinking. he said he got in a fight with his best friend.
my mom asked him what happened.
"i dont know.. we wanted to hit stuff we just started fighting. it was just for fun."
my mom just didnt understand. she figured there had to be some reason that they would fight.. there really wasnt. they were just having a good time. they are still best friends.
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: frith]
#14334225 - 04/22/11 04:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The first rule of fight club...
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: Dyslexicate]
#14334251 - 04/22/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I love when he gets all mad when the main character steals the money.
But my atf from that movie is when the goofy guy that gets his share at the end goes to the job interview all gacked and is like so did I get the job...
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: frith]
#14334287 - 04/22/11 04:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I also destroyed this dude once in a pub...
It was a girl friend of mine's birthday party and this drunk kinda big cunt started talking shit saying I completely sucked, and that he could kick my ass... you know... wanting to get the attention of the chick to prove his alpha status...
he believed that because im kinda skinny I would back off... but turns out im fucking crazy... so first i seated elsewhere... but i was raging inside... I was always spying on this dude... who looked quite confident about me fleeing...
so this guy decides is time to go to the bathroom... I soon followed him,, he was taking a piss when i got inside the bathroom and i fucking smashed his head in the wall twice, then when he was trying to turn around i recieved him with an elbow blow, wich kinda knocked him out and fell to the floor, where I proceeded to destroy his face with my knee and against the urinal... then he was there lying semi-unconscious in a pool of blood and teeth,,, I spit on him and tell him so you were saying you were fierce...
I walk out of the bathroom and leave this party, his friends were going to take some action I believe... hehehe it felt good
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: AIRDOG]
#14334302 - 04/22/11 05:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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AIRDOG said: I also destroyed this dude once in a pub...
It was a girl friend of mine's birthday party and this drunk kinda big cunt started talking shit saying I completely sucked, and that he could kick my ass... you know... wanting to get the attention of the chick to prove his alpha status...
he believed that because im kinda skinny I would back off... but turns out im fucking crazy... so first i seated elsewhere... but i was raging inside... I was always spying on this dude... who looked quite confident about me fleeing...
so this guy decides is time to go to the bathroom... I soon followed him,, he was taking a piss when i got inside the bathroom and i fucking smashed his head in the wall twice, then when he was trying to turn around i recieved him with an elbow blow, wich kinda knocked him out and fell to the floor, where I proceeded to destroy his face with my knee and against the urinal... then he was there lying semi-unconscious in a pool of blood and teeth,,, I spit on him and tell him so you were saying you were fierce...
I walk out of the bathroom and leave this party, his friends were going to take some action I believe... hehehe it felt good
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: Deekay]
#14334319 - 04/22/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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AIRDOG said: I also destroyed this dude once in a pub...
It was a girl friend of mine's birthday party and this drunk kinda big cunt started talking shit saying I completely sucked, and that he could kick my ass... you know... wanting to get the attention of the chick to prove his alpha status...
he believed that because im kinda skinny I would back off... but turns out im fucking crazy... so first i seated elsewhere... but i was raging inside... I was always spying on this dude... who looked quite confident about me fleeing...
so this guy decides is time to go to the bathroom... I soon followed him,, he was taking a piss when i got inside the bathroom and i fucking smashed his head in the wall twice, then when he was trying to turn around i recieved him with an elbow blow, wich kinda knocked him out and fell to the floor, where I proceeded to destroy his face with my knee and against the urinal... then he was there lying semi-unconscious in a pool of blood and teeth,,, I spit on him and tell him so you were saying you were fierce...
I walk out of the bathroom and leave this party, his friends were going to take some action I believe... hehehe it felt good

Why the fuck would you do that AIRDOG? It is one thing to talk shit to someone, it is a completely different thing to smash someones head into a wall when they don't expect it.
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: AIRDOG]
#14334335 - 04/22/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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AIRDOG said: I also destroyed this dude once in a pub...
It was a girl friend of mine's birthday party and this drunk kinda big cunt started talking shit saying I completely sucked, and that he could kick my ass... you know... wanting to get the attention of the chick to prove his alpha status...
he believed that because im kinda skinny I would back off... but turns out im fucking crazy... so first i seated elsewhere... but i was raging inside... I was always spying on this dude... who looked quite confident about me fleeing...
so this guy decides is time to go to the bathroom... I soon followed him,, he was taking a piss when i got inside the bathroom and i fucking smashed his head in the wall twice, then when he was trying to turn around i recieved him with an elbow blow, wich kinda knocked him out and fell to the floor, where I proceeded to destroy his face with my knee and against the urinal... then he was there lying semi-unconscious in a pool of blood and teeth,,, I spit on him and tell him so you were saying you were fierce...
I walk out of the bathroom and leave this party, his friends were going to take some action I believe... hehehe it felt good
Nice, so while this guy was pissing, you bashed him in the back of the head, then kicked the shit out of him while he was only semi-conscious.
What a good fight, man.
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: Ima Trooper]
#14334347 - 04/22/11 05:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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this is why i only ever piss vertically upwards.
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: Ima Trooper]
#14334380 - 04/22/11 05:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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yes I did that... this guy was fucking huge... im kinda skinny... he would have kicked my ass in no time... he should have better shut his fucking mouth
But i bet i teached this guy a lesson hehehe... you never know who you are dealing with... Now I have the alpha male status and im happily fucking the girl this asshole was trying to impress... so much WIN
Edited by AIRDOG (04/22/11 05:19 PM)
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: Asante]
#14334392 - 04/22/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I fight dirty like begby, just fuckin bottle em, kick em in the balls and poke em the eye. 
Not very honourable but at least I fuckin win every time 
thats problem with brawlers - they are thick - they always go for the slug or the head butt and never expect the kick in the balls and poke in the eye. Thank you and good night - you've been owned.
Edited by nice1 (04/22/11 05:25 PM)
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: nice1]
#14334400 - 04/22/11 05:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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what I did was light.... over here they will kill you for a bad stare you know...
besides I never start up any fight... but if you are trying to start a fight with me... you can be sure im not the ones that yell and shout, you yell at me... and I fucking drive your nose trough your brain
Edited by AIRDOG (04/22/11 05:23 PM)
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: Asante]
#14334401 - 04/22/11 05:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I was about 13 and at the american legion post 252 with my step father and brother, we were shooting pool, some fucker came up talking shit to my step dad because he was a known brawler, my step dad, Don, told him to go away that he was trying to enjoy a game of pool with his kids, the guy kept going, to the point of wagering $100 on whether don could hit him or not, don said "let me see the money" as the guy was digging into his pocket for the money my step father nailed him, the guy and his drink went all over the pool table and us, don grabbed the $100 and the security guard came over and asked what happened, my brother and I told the guy and the unconscious guy was dragged out and left in the parking lot
fast forward about 6 mos, after Don's 7th DUI we were at the Dogwood lounge, the previous weekend Don had gotten into a fight with some guy and beat the piss out of the guy, he'd come back that weekend with friends and just out of nowhere these 6 guys jumped him, he was doing pretty well until someone grabbed a pool cue and one of don's friends and myself jumped in. it seemed as though any bar he went to he was apparently looking at someone wrong, needed to button one of his buttons or something that resulted in him getting into a fight and half the time I'd have to jump in because it was always several on one. Dudley's, Copper Dollar, the Blue Lantern... seems like a dozen bars and 3x as many fights
in my adult life I've worked in a few bars, tending bar and security, I did a lot more breaking up of fights than getting into them but apparently I've been in a few, on one of my birthdays I apparently got into a fight with one of the atlanta falcons football players, at least that's what was reported to me by the bar's floor manager when he told me I couldnt come in, I dont even remember the night and I wasnt beat up the next morning so I dont know if I did or didnt... I have at least on soldi reason for not getting drunk often and certainly not getting drunk in public
I broke up a fight in a poolroom, some guy was high as fuck, took a poke at the owners wife, his son jumped on the kid and slammed him to the floor and over the bar I went, grabbed the owners son and slung him backward before he managed to land a punch, he was a big guy, about 6'5" and 220lbs, the guy he slammed, billy wellum was back on his feet and swinging, I dodged it, locked him up in a chicken wing and started walking him out of the bar when the cop that was there got in the kid's face, the kid kicked him and he landed on a pool table and it drove us into the wall, I wrenched his arm and started walking him toward the door again, right at the door some jackass thinks he should help out and grabs the guy's feet and I could feel billy's shoulder coming out of the socket so I dropped him to keep from fucking him up, by the time the kid hit the floor several cops piled through the door and were fighting with him to get hand cuffs on him, one nailing him in the nuts with a night stick, one sitting on his head and so on, it took all 7 to get him cuffed and in the car. the cop that got kicked asked how long I'd served in the special forces and that's all he asked about for a month when he'd see me, that and if I ever resist arrest he's just going to shoot me
almost 2 years later, same poolroom, 3 mexicans get into a fight just as I'm walking through the door, I start grabbing and shoving and get them from the back room to the front sidewalk, and they're still fighting each other outside, one gets tossed back in the window, cuts him up pretty bad so I'm trying to stop the bleeding when the cops and an ambulance show up, the cops ask who broke up the fight and everyone points at me... the cops laugh until the one that was there for the first fight pipes up and tells them not to doubt it
believe it or not... I dont like violence, when I've broken up fights I've taken care not to hurt anyone, the bad part is that because of how I was raised in addition to my life experience, I'm good at fighting so I frequently stay away from situations that could land me in a fight, I'm just to old and people have gotten too stupid to be dealing with in those kinds of situations. I can deal with the guy bumping into me and spilling my drink, I can handle the guy that says I'm looking at him funny but I have a smart mouth and that's all it takes to get the drunks fired up
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Re: Ever got in a pub fight? [Re: AIRDOG]
#14334446 - 04/22/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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AIRDOG said: yes I did that... this guy was fucking huge... im kinda skinny... he would have kicked my ass in no time... he should have better shut his fucking mouth
But i bet i teached this guy a lesson hehehe... you never know who you are dealing with... Now I have the alpha male status and im happily fucking the girl this asshole was trying to impress... so much WIN
I came back from mexico in the trunk of a car at 3am, I was in TJ playing pool, the guy I was shooting was supposed to be some great pool player, anyway I was up about $300, shooting $20/game and the guy started taking shit, I decided it's time to leave, asked for my winnings and he said I lost so I need to pay, I said it's not happening and decided to walk away from the place without collecting, he followed me out of the bar, pulled a knife, he went to stab me and I managed to get cut, I caught his hand under my arm and tried to break his elbow like stephen segal, it didnt work out so well, I have an 6" scar under my arm, when the elbow started to go it pulled the hand and knife out and sliced me good
he didnt get alpha male status, he probably got hospitalized for a few weeks because I lost it, the best time to kick a man is when he's down but your comments have shown me that I did the right thing
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AIRDOG said: what I did was light.... over here they will kill you for a bad stare you know...
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