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OfflinePatlal
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If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react?
    #14333351 - 04/22/11 01:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I just can't imagine being the father of a pornstar.

We've all watched porn... Have we ever thought of the parents of these pornstars...

Your daughter turns 18, then she tells you; Daddy, I'm going to become a pornstar!

You would answer:...


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Re: If daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Patlal]
    #14333355 - 04/22/11 01:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

"dont call me ever again"


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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Patlal]
    #14333363 - 04/22/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

"They looking for a father-daughter incest team in any of these videos?"

Naw, I'd ask her where the fuck I went wrong and why she has so little respect for herself?

:yuno: go to Harvard and be a good college graduate?


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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: If daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Samuel L Jackson] * 1
    #14333365 - 04/22/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:bitchslap:


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Re: If daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Anthony917]
    #14333375 - 04/22/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

herm.... i guess if thats what she rly wants to do?

id be more disappointed in myself than her.... probably just become a raging alcoholic (more so than now) and shoot heroin into my eye balls because im a total failure at life and my daughter makes more than me from sucking penis on TV.

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Re: If daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14333377 - 04/22/11 01:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I doubt she'll tell you.  You'll find out cruising your favorite porn site and you'll be like "that face looks famil..." with dick in hand.

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Re: If daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Maverick]
    #14333401 - 04/22/11 01:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Maverick said:
I doubt she'll tell you.  You'll find out cruising your favorite porn site and you'll be like "that face looks famil..." with dick in hand.




:mustnotfap:


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Re: If daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Maverick]
    #14333404 - 04/22/11 01:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Pornstars have fathers?


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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Patlal]
    #14333429 - 04/22/11 01:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'd be like "Wtf possessed me to have children?"

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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14333443 - 04/22/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

DId anybody see the interview with some stupid pornstar chick talking about how her dad watches and gets off to her porn?

Thats fucking sick!


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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14333455 - 04/22/11 01:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Now you have to find the video and post it here.

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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14333459 - 04/22/11 01:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I dont remember where i saw it. It may have been eFukt


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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14333481 - 04/22/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Closest I could find.


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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14333497 - 04/22/11 01:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lmafo::rofl2::laugh2::lol::rofl:

"I knew that she was gonna be smokin hot by the time she was 7 years old"

:rofl2:


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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14333499 - 04/22/11 01:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I haven't seen her face in the porn yet so she ain't very big...

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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #14333514 - 04/22/11 01:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Trick question, pornstars don't have fathers.


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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Patlal]
    #14333521 - 04/22/11 01:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
I just can't imagine being the father of a pornstar.

We've all watched porn... Have we ever thought of the parents of these pornstars...

Your daughter turns 18, then she tells you; Daddy, I'm going to become a pornstar!

You would answer:...





I would be her manager and make money off of her


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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #14333529 - 04/22/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I wouldnt say anything, I would throw her out the fuckin house.

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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14333565 - 04/22/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

masterfluffypants said:
:lmafo::rofl2::laugh2::lol::rofl:

"I knew that she was gonna be smokin hot by the time she was 7 years old"

:rofl2:




:lolsy:
well that was weird.


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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Patlal]
    #14333570 - 04/22/11 01:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Partial disgust, partially proud.

That or "I am disappoint".

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