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Patlal
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If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react?
#14333351 - 04/22/11 01:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I just can't imagine being the father of a pornstar.
We've all watched porn... Have we ever thought of the parents of these pornstars...
Your daughter turns 18, then she tells you; Daddy, I'm going to become a pornstar!
You would answer:...
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Re: If daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Patlal]
#14333355 - 04/22/11 01:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"dont call me ever again"
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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Patlal]
#14333363 - 04/22/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"They looking for a father-daughter incest team in any of these videos?"
Naw, I'd ask her where the fuck I went wrong and why she has so little respect for herself?
go to Harvard and be a good college graduate?
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Re: If daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Samuel L Jackson] 1
#14333365 - 04/22/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: If daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Anthony917]
#14333375 - 04/22/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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herm.... i guess if thats what she rly wants to do?
id be more disappointed in myself than her.... probably just become a raging alcoholic (more so than now) and shoot heroin into my eye balls because im a total failure at life and my daughter makes more than me from sucking penis on TV.
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Re: If daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
#14333377 - 04/22/11 01:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I doubt she'll tell you. You'll find out cruising your favorite porn site and you'll be like "that face looks famil..." with dick in hand.
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Re: If daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Maverick]
#14333401 - 04/22/11 01:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Maverick said: I doubt she'll tell you. You'll find out cruising your favorite porn site and you'll be like "that face looks famil..." with dick in hand.
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Re: If daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Maverick]
#14333404 - 04/22/11 01:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Pornstars have fathers?
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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Patlal]
#14333429 - 04/22/11 01:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'd be like "Wtf possessed me to have children?"
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masterfluffypants
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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14333443 - 04/22/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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DId anybody see the interview with some stupid pornstar chick talking about how her dad watches and gets off to her porn?
Thats fucking sick!
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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14333455 - 04/22/11 01:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Now you have to find the video and post it here.
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masterfluffypants
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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14333459 - 04/22/11 01:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I dont remember where i saw it. It may have been eFukt
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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14333481 - 04/22/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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masterfluffypants
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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14333497 - 04/22/11 01:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"I knew that she was gonna be smokin hot by the time she was 7 years old"
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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14333499 - 04/22/11 01:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I haven't seen her face in the porn yet so she ain't very big...
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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Patlal] 1
#14333514 - 04/22/11 01:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Trick question, pornstars don't have fathers.
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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Patlal]
#14333521 - 04/22/11 01:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: I just can't imagine being the father of a pornstar.
We've all watched porn... Have we ever thought of the parents of these pornstars...
Your daughter turns 18, then she tells you; Daddy, I'm going to become a pornstar!
You would answer:...
I would be her manager and make money off of her
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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: LloydChristmas]
#14333529 - 04/22/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wouldnt say anything, I would throw her out the fuckin house.
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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14333565 - 04/22/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
masterfluffypants said:
    
"I knew that she was gonna be smokin hot by the time she was 7 years old"

 well that was weird.
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Re: If your daughter told you she wanted to be a pornstar, how would you react? [Re: Patlal]
#14333570 - 04/22/11 01:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Partial disgust, partially proud.
That or "I am disappoint".
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