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Going To Be An RA Next Year
    #14331945 - 04/22/11 06:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So I got a job at college. And I get to become a Resident Advisor (RA). Basically I just chill at the dorms and make sure the college kids don' t do anything tooo stupid:rofl:
I love the fact that I am big man on the scrotum poll. I get my own room, which I hope means my own privacy.
Anyone have any suggestions on how to take advantage of this or past experiences? :strokebeard:


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: i like cow poo]
    #14331948 - 04/22/11 06:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Since you managed to work scrotum into your post, I'm confident you'll work out a way to take advantage of the situation one way or the other :thumbup:


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: koraks]
    #14331963 - 04/22/11 06:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ha power....I posses so much power:strong:! JK
Its a co-ed dorm so hopefully I can get my dick wet...one way or another:laugh2:


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: i like cow poo]
    #14332288 - 04/22/11 08:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'll be doing the same thing next year, except on a girls floor of course. I'm really excited.

From what I've noticed, most of the guys (at least at my college) don't do much of anything lol.


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: Takura001]
    #14332476 - 04/22/11 09:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I think it's going to suck.

Other than the fact that RA's got to live for free at my college, it would be a tedious job for only those willing to put the time into it.

It seems like you would have to go to a bunch of bullshit meetings and events for your dorm, like "How to Tie a Tie day," or something along the lines  of that.

In addition, you will have papers and reports to fill out as an RA. And maybe the worst of all, you'll have to be a dick to some people, regardless if you want to or not. People are going to be fucking idiots, and it's your job to tell them to shut the fuck up and keep i down, because everyone knows a 2 a.m. there are some loud mother fuckers in the halls. People who will be toking in their rooms, if you smell that shit, that means someone else can too. Even if you don't want to bust someone, some other RA may, and then you'd look bad for not taking matters into your own hands.

All in all, it seems like it would be a bitch and a half to be an RA, something I'd never want to do.


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: i like cow poo] * 1
    #14332531 - 04/22/11 09:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Make money by selling beer and liquor to all the kids in your hall.


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: jewunit]
    #14332593 - 04/22/11 10:08 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i wouldnt be an RA because they have to enforce rules which i dont think are morally correct.


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14332677 - 04/22/11 10:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Unfortantly there is a thin line between being friends with them all, and doing your job.  You probably are going to be put in some tough situations where you are forced to make decisions and choices you do not want to, but have to because of the requirements of the job.  Do have fun and take advatange of the situation, but make sure to not eff it up because in all seriousness you are taking on a crap lot of responsbility.


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: i like cow poo]
    #14332764 - 04/22/11 10:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

At the school's I attended, RA's were universally seen as unpopular tools.


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: i like cow poo]
    #14332943 - 04/22/11 11:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: badchad]
    #14333977 - 04/22/11 03:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Drchemist said:
I think it's going to suck.

Other than the fact that RA's got to live for free at my college, it would be a tedious job for only those willing to put the time into it.

It seems like you would have to go to a bunch of bullshit meetings and events for your dorm, like "How to Tie a Tie day," or something along the lines  of that.

In addition, you will have papers and reports to fill out as an RA. And maybe the worst of all, you'll have to be a dick to some people, regardless if you want to or not. People are going to be fucking idiots, and it's your job to tell them to shut the fuck up and keep i down, because everyone knows a 2 a.m. there are some loud mother fuckers in the halls. People who will be toking in their rooms, if you smell that shit, that means someone else can too. Even if you don't want to bust someone, some other RA may, and then you'd look bad for not taking matters into your own hands.

All in all, it seems like it would be a bitch and a half to be an RA, something I'd never want to do.



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At the school's I attended, RA's were universally seen as unpopular tools.



This.


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: i like cow poo]
    #14334148 - 04/22/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

i like cow poo said:
So I got a job at college. And I get to become a Resident Advisor (RA). Basically I just chill at the dorms and make sure the college kids don' t do anything tooo stupid:rofl:
I love the fact that I am big man on the scrotum poll. I get my own room, which I hope means my own privacy.
Anyone have any suggestions on how to take advantage of this or past experiences? :strokebeard:



Oh my gosh "i like cow poo" you are literally living my dream I envy you so much I have raging jealousy coursing through my veins you are going to be so happy with your position as an RA. Free rent, own room, that is pimp and pro and just so amazing. I wasn't able to be an RA when I lived in the dorms because I got written up, I was so mad at myself. You will definitely get more pussy, and you can be the good RA who looks tough but actually helps people not get busted. I had an RA who would give us tip offs when a bust was imminent. He even was there the first time I downed an entire beer in a beer bong in somebodies dorm. I actually got wasted off that one beer for like twenty minutes! Yes you will have more responsibility, but you won't have to accrue a $20,000 debt like I did for rent. Congratulations man, you are going to be the top dog in town from now on!


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: i like cow poo]
    #14334164 - 04/22/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You should have a "how not to get caught smoking weed in your room" meeting for your very first day.


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14334180 - 04/22/11 04:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I got that down to a science this year.

One-hitters from a bong + sploof+ fan blowing toward window +fan sucking out air + automatic air freshener in common room + towels covering door cracks = you will never get caught


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: CarnivalBarker]
    #14334198 - 04/22/11 04:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah I had a six foot bong in the dorms and we would stank up the whole place. Bad news lol I eventually got the boot from the place and they had to refund my money and I was forced to get an apartment. I couldn't do that in time so I secretly still lived in the dorms since my ID still worked to open the doors. Eventually they told everyone to be on the lookout for me and call the cops if they saw me so I bailed and moved in with my mother an hour away from school and I just commuted, it eventually wore down my car so much though and I found an apartment with my girlfriend and we could then FINALLY smoke in our rooms lol  :bongload:


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: i like cow poo]
    #14334272 - 04/22/11 04:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Best RA policy I've ever heard was: "Don't make me catch you. I know you guys are going to fuck around, don't make me catch you"

Pretty much makes it clear from the beginning that you have no desire to go out of your way to fuck them over, just an obligation if they do so in a careless enough way to get caught.


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #14334534 - 04/22/11 05:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Theres always a way to have them fix their stuff before anybody else realizes.


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: Dyslexicate]
    #14334646 - 04/22/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

i like cow poo said:
So I got a job at college. And I get to become a Resident Advisor (RA). Basically I just chill at the dorms and make sure the college kids don' t do anything tooo stupid:rofl:
I love the fact that I am big man on the scrotum poll. I get my own room, which I hope means my own privacy.
Anyone have any suggestions on how to take advantage of this or past experiences? :strokebeard:



Oh my gosh "i like cow poo" you are literally living my dream I envy you so much I have raging jealousy coursing through my veins you are going to be so happy with your position as an RA. Free rent, own room, that is pimp and pro and just so amazing. I wasn't able to be an RA when I lived in the dorms because I got written up, I was so mad at myself. You will definitely get more pussy, and you can be the good RA who looks tough but actually helps people not get busted. I had an RA who would give us tip offs when a bust was imminent. He even was there the first time I downed an entire beer in a beer bong in somebodies dorm. I actually got wasted off that one beer for like twenty minutes! Yes you will have more responsibility, but you won't have to accrue a $20,000 debt like I did for rent. Congratulations man, you are going to be the top dog in town from now on!



DUDE! Thanks so much for posting this! I think I am gonna love being an RA for the most part. :rastamon:
The first day I'm going to say "Everyone don't smoke Weed or anything in your room because it is a fire hazard that can set off the sprinklers and ruin everyones laptops and shit. You have been warned, I don't want to call the cops but I will." WHICH IS FAIR WARNING because smoking IS A FIRE HAZARD.:awesomenod: If they want to smoke weed they can walk ten feet and go outside so the fire alarms don't go off and the fire department doesn't come:rofl: (I'll probably let them off with a warning there first time if feasible)
I have a feeling being ontop will get me some decent pussy in a co-ed dorm. I am going to be as compassionate and chill as possible:hug:


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: i like cow poo]
    #14334695 - 04/22/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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The first day I'm going to say "Everyone don't smoke Weed or anything in your room because it is a fire hazard that can set off the sprinklers and ruin everyones laptops and shit. You have been warned, I don't want to call the cops but I will.




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I am going to be as compassionate and chill as possible:hug:





You sure sound compassionate


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: DirtMcgirt]
    #14334748 - 04/22/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Make sure nobody dies and drink all of their beer.


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: i like cow poo]
    #14334805 - 04/22/11 07:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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i like cow poo said:
Quote:

Dyslexicate said:
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i like cow poo said:
So I got a job at college. And I get to become a Resident Advisor (RA). Basically I just chill at the dorms and make sure the college kids don' t do anything tooo stupid:rofl:
I love the fact that I am big man on the scrotum poll. I get my own room, which I hope means my own privacy.
Anyone have any suggestions on how to take advantage of this or past experiences? :strokebeard:



Oh my gosh "i like cow poo" you are literally living my dream I envy you so much I have raging jealousy coursing through my veins you are going to be so happy with your position as an RA. Free rent, own room, that is pimp and pro and just so amazing. I wasn't able to be an RA when I lived in the dorms because I got written up, I was so mad at myself. You will definitely get more pussy, and you can be the good RA who looks tough but actually helps people not get busted. I had an RA who would give us tip offs when a bust was imminent. He even was there the first time I downed an entire beer in a beer bong in somebodies dorm. I actually got wasted off that one beer for like twenty minutes! Yes you will have more responsibility, but you won't have to accrue a $20,000 debt like I did for rent. Congratulations man, you are going to be the top dog in town from now on!



DUDE! Thanks so much for posting this! I think I am gonna love being an RA for the most part. :rastamon:
The first day I'm going to say "Everyone don't smoke Weed or anything in your room because it is a fire hazard that can set off the sprinklers and ruin everyones laptops and shit. You have been warned, I don't want to call the cops but I will." WHICH IS FAIR WARNING because smoking IS A FIRE HAZARD.:awesomenod: If they want to smoke weed they can walk ten feet and go outside so the fire alarms don't go off and the fire department doesn't come:rofl: (I'll probably let them off with a warning there first time if feasible)
I have a feeling being ontop will get me some decent pussy in a co-ed dorm. I am going to be as compassionate and chill as possible:hug:



One time I was drunk walking around in the hallways and my girlfriend happened to try a closet handle and for our astonishment it was unlocked. So I snag and and throw her inside before anyone sees us and start making out with her. Then of course I pack a bowl and we blaze. To our surprise there was a smoke detector DIRECTLY above us. Then entire three story building dorm alarm went off and we just causally walked out LOL


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: Dyslexicate]
    #14334871 - 04/22/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ha I wouldn't feel that bad if I busted a person who set off the fire alarm, smoking in the dorms is just flatout lazy; going outside to smoke and not setting off the fire alarm is REALLY not that complicated:rooster:.
Maybe if your gf gave me a dick suckin I might look the other way  :rofl:


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: i like cow poo]
    #14335882 - 04/22/11 10:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

big man on campus?? from experience pretty sure its more the big douche on campus, everyone hates the ra's, you will become the most hated person in ur building,


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: Takura001]
    #14335956 - 04/22/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

OP whose that sexy broad picking mush in the woods?

on another note, treat the dormies good, i'm assuming they are all freshman.

so if shit gets rowdy, regulate. if they smoke weed secretly, let them be.

if you want to get into it with some freshman girl, go for the gold :crazy2:

don't let em down! i know my hot RA my freshman year treated us right haha

key word: regulate

you're golden:super:


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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: i95fl]
    #14336111 - 04/22/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ha thats what I plan on doing i95, "regulatin" like that sleezy Nate Dogg song:cool:
Why are people insinuating that because I'm gonna be an RA I'm going to be a douche. I'm just trying to save money and meet grade A hoes. Silly haters:laugh2:

Also I will say this clearly, I am going to avoid busting people for weed at all costs, but I CLEARLY am telling them not to smoke weed in the dorms because its a fire hazard. They have gotten fair warning.


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