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Dyslexicate
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i like cow poo said: So I got a job at college. And I get to become a Resident Advisor (RA). Basically I just chill at the dorms and make sure the college kids don' t do anything tooo stupid I love the fact that I am big man on the scrotum poll. I get my own room, which I hope means my own privacy. Anyone have any suggestions on how to take advantage of this or past experiences? 
Oh my gosh "i like cow poo" you are literally living my dream I envy you so much I have raging jealousy coursing through my veins you are going to be so happy with your position as an RA. Free rent, own room, that is pimp and pro and just so amazing. I wasn't able to be an RA when I lived in the dorms because I got written up, I was so mad at myself. You will definitely get more pussy, and you can be the good RA who looks tough but actually helps people not get busted. I had an RA who would give us tip offs when a bust was imminent. He even was there the first time I downed an entire beer in a beer bong in somebodies dorm. I actually got wasted off that one beer for like twenty minutes! Yes you will have more responsibility, but you won't have to accrue a $20,000 debt like I did for rent. Congratulations man, you are going to be the top dog in town from now on!
DUDE! Thanks so much for posting this! I think I am gonna love being an RA for the most part.  The first day I'm going to say "Everyone don't smoke Weed or anything in your room because it is a fire hazard that can set off the sprinklers and ruin everyones laptops and shit. You have been warned, I don't want to call the cops but I will." WHICH IS FAIR WARNING because smoking IS A FIRE HAZARD. If they want to smoke weed they can walk ten feet and go outside so the fire alarms don't go off and the fire department doesn't come (I'll probably let them off with a warning there first time if feasible) I have a feeling being ontop will get me some decent pussy in a co-ed dorm. I am going to be as compassionate and chill as possible
One time I was drunk walking around in the hallways and my girlfriend happened to try a closet handle and for our astonishment it was unlocked. So I snag and and throw her inside before anyone sees us and start making out with her. Then of course I pack a bowl and we blaze. To our surprise there was a smoke detector DIRECTLY above us. Then entire three story building dorm alarm went off and we just causally walked out LOL
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i like cow poo
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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: Dyslexicate]
#14334871 - 04/22/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ha I wouldn't feel that bad if I busted a person who set off the fire alarm, smoking in the dorms is just flatout lazy; going outside to smoke and not setting off the fire alarm is REALLY not that complicated . Maybe if your gf gave me a dick suckin I might look the other way
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cdnshroom
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big man on campus?? from experience pretty sure its more the big douche on campus, everyone hates the ra's, you will become the most hated person in ur building,
-------------------- "You must be the change you wish to see in the world" I'm a full-fledged music junkie......rehab is not an option.
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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: Takura001]
#14335956 - 04/22/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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OP whose that sexy broad picking mush in the woods?
on another note, treat the dormies good, i'm assuming they are all freshman.
so if shit gets rowdy, regulate. if they smoke weed secretly, let them be.
if you want to get into it with some freshman girl, go for the gold 
don't let em down! i know my hot RA my freshman year treated us right haha
key word: regulate
you're golden
-------------------- "You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye." "Bill Clinton does not inhale marijuana, right? You bet. Like I chew on LSD but I don't swallow it." "America should start a war on education, if its anywhere as successful as the war on drugs, everyone would be hooked on phonics."
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Re: Going To Be An RA Next Year [Re: i95fl]
#14336111 - 04/22/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ha thats what I plan on doing i95, "regulatin" like that sleezy Nate Dogg song Why are people insinuating that because I'm gonna be an RA I'm going to be a douche. I'm just trying to save money and meet grade A hoes. Silly haters
Also I will say this clearly, I am going to avoid busting people for weed at all costs, but I CLEARLY am telling them not to smoke weed in the dorms because its a fire hazard. They have gotten fair warning.
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