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AwesomeGeorgejeffy
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Reducing the beurocracy of your daily life.....
#14325061 - 04/20/11 09:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Cuboards...
Take those doors off.
1 second to open, one to close...
To make a meal your gonna open like a thousand cuboards
That shit adds up.
What else can we get rid of to save a little time and energy?
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SlightlyStoned
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fuck it...just take all the doors down. and who needs clothes while were at it?
-------------------- I prefer dangerous freedom to peaceful slavery. ~ Thomas Jefferson Great minds discuss ideas, mediocre minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. The number of times I edit my post is directly related to the number of times I've hit the bong. "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "All mushrooms are edible; but some only once." Croatian proverb
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AwesomeGeorgejeffy
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Re: Reducing the beurocracy of your daily life..... [Re: SlightlyStoned]
#14326760 - 04/21/11 08:27 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
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Prisoner#1
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Quote:
AwesomeGeorgejeffy said:
What else can we get rid of to save a little time and energy?
women, do you have any idea how much of your day they occupy?
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koraks
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AwesomeGeorgejeffy said: What else can we get rid of to save a little time and energy?
Put those cupboard doors back the day you realize you have a dust mite allergy and dusting all your cupboard shelves costs about 100x more time and effort than opening the doors when you're cooking
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AwesomeGeorgejeffy
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Re: Reducing the beurocracy of your daily life..... [Re: koraks]
#14338016 - 04/23/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ah... No.
I have has had them doors off forever. Its all good.
Also, I stoped wearing clothes. I lost my job. So I will have to put those back on.
Now, cars.... I think we should just have hampster style balls. Double balled with oil in between. That way we wont spin but the ball would.
Going down hill anyway... Uphill will be harder.
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SlightlyStoned
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if its up a hill then its not an important place to be
-------------------- I prefer dangerous freedom to peaceful slavery. ~ Thomas Jefferson Great minds discuss ideas, mediocre minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. The number of times I edit my post is directly related to the number of times I've hit the bong. "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "All mushrooms are edible; but some only once." Croatian proverb
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Tri High
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Re: Reducing the beurocracy of your daily life..... [Re: SlightlyStoned]
#14388293 - 05/02/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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THE DNA TESTS ARE BACK AND THEY ARE INCONCLUSIVE
BIN LADEN LIVES!!!
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ManianFH
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Re: Reducing the beurocracy of your daily life..... [Re: koraks]
#14398596 - 05/04/11 07:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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koraks said:
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AwesomeGeorgejeffy said: What else can we get rid of to save a little time and energy?
Put those cupboard doors back the day you realize you have a dust mite allergy and dusting all your cupboard shelves costs about 100x more time and effort than opening the doors when you're cooking 
Or when/if you get hit by a 6.8> earthquake
-------------------- notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... " ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."
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AwesomeGeorgejeffy
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Re: Reducing the beurocracy of your daily life..... [Re: Tri High]
#14407186 - 05/05/11 08:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Just a big fucking Show to get back in the news...
Like britney that one time... Um sooo... Yeah.
Cars...
I say start a company which cuts out a whack of AWESOME yet ludicrously simple automobiles that you could home customize. Like Linux or Open office or some shit...
A safe reliable box type thing with awesome drive train, engine and wheels.
A dash and panels scene that is like mr potato head for style and gadgets.
Shit like that, k?
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koraks
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pipe dope
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Bro I need doors so I can shut em after I drop a mad duece. Also those cupboards keep the mice away from my crackers and pop-tarts. I need my doors.
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loucal
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Re: Reducing the beurocracy of your daily life..... [Re: pipe dope]
#14610976 - 06/14/11 09:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Haha, this thread is awesome 
Grow all your own food, so you don't have to go food shopping
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luvdemshrooms
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Re: Reducing the beurocracy of your daily life..... [Re: loucal]
#14611514 - 06/14/11 11:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You have a bizarre understanding of the word awesome.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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PinballWizard
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Pile of pillows > Furniture
Get rid of all unnecessary dishes, keeping clean ones in the dishwasher and dirty ones in the sink.
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