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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
#14329008 - 04/21/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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SamuelLJackson said: one time i was walkin around on campus tryin to grab some food real quick between classes and 2 dudes approached me, so of course i stopped to see what they wanted.
one of them was kinda chubby and was clearly the follower. the other was some average looking guy and he took the lead.
he comes up and says "hey, how are you?" and i respond "fine, whats up?" he asks if i want to come to the bible study he's hosting in a half an hour, to which i reply "nah, im not interested, thanks though"
i would have left it at that, nice and polite. but this guy wanted to prod and find out why. he asked if i was busy (i was) or if i had some other reason to not attend. i told him im an athiest (as that would be my primary reason for not attending) and have no desire to be religious. at this point im still trying to be nice and polite.
then the guy decides to waste more of my precious and expensive time by asking what reasoning i had for being an athiest.... which aside from being a fucking retarded question in the first place bothered me because i was clearly trying to leave this conversation and go grab some food between my classes so i replied "common sense".
the two people stood there with a dumbfounded look on their faces for like 3 seconds and then i said "later" and walked off because it got real awkward real quick. 
to me, witnessing does no favors for christianity. it's so insulting. i'm hardly an atheist (heretic actually :3) and i find the practice to be deplorable, especially when you have idiots out there doing it who only possess a tenuous, at best, grasp on the tradition they are attempting to recruit for. spiritual telemarketers.
conversely, my philosophy of religion class was paid a visit to by our "secular student organization". they had absolutely no clue what was coming to them. we played nice though.
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: millzy]
#14329138 - 04/21/11 06:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was telling my uncle over thanksgiving "Yea man, there's fuckin preachers around my campus handing out bibles preaching dumb shit." He goes "Next time they give you a bible just set it on fire."
A few weeks later I'm walking down campus and they're literally throwing bibles into your arms, people are trashing them a few feet up but I happened to have my lighter so I looked at it, then started setting that shit on fire and the guy snatched it back and started screaming, people around me were laughing and I just told him to fuck himself and lol'd as I left.
edit: These people have an RV that says "Gays will burn in hell" and all that dumb shit.
I'm all for freedom of speech and yadda yadda but more recently, I walk outside of my classroom and 15 feet away is these 2 flamboyant homos hooking up gettin it on. I'm like ugh wtf is this shit, then I realize, they're making out in protest in front of the dumbass preachers holding signs against homosexuality.
So these idiots come here against homos then the homos flock there to piss them off so us straight folk have to be grossed out by both. I don't care if you're gay I just don't want to see it but that's my problem
Edited by PreparationH (04/21/11 06:18 PM)
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: PreparationH]
#14329149 - 04/21/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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PreparationH said: I was telling my uncle over thanksgiving "Yea man, there's fuckin preachers around my campus handing out bibles preaching dumb shit." He goes "Next time they give you a bible just set it on fire."
A few weeks later I'm walking down campus and they're literally throwing bibles into your arms, people are trashing them a few feet up but I happened to have my lighter so I looked at it, then started setting that shit on fire and the guy snatched it back and started screaming, people around me were laughing and I just told him to fuck himself and lol'd as I left.

Oh shit
I'm SO doing that
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14329164 - 04/21/11 06:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I edited it look up there again^, these preachers are nuts
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14329259 - 04/21/11 06:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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First I see if they are going to invite me to an event that has free food. If not then I start talking about the joys of worshiping stan... I mean SATAN!!! and droogz and I try to convert them to my "religion." That usually freaks them out enough so that they walk away. The only way to win with a crazy person is to one up them.
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: PreparationH]
#14329291 - 04/21/11 06:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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PreparationH said: I was telling my uncle over thanksgiving "Yea man, there's fuckin preachers around my campus handing out bibles preaching dumb shit." He goes "Next time they give you a bible just set it on fire."
A few weeks later I'm walking down campus and they're literally throwing bibles into your arms, people are trashing them a few feet up but I happened to have my lighter so I looked at it, then started setting that shit on fire and the guy snatched it back and started screaming, people around me were laughing and I just told him to fuck himself and lol'd as I left.
haha i read a post you made a while ago about that, and since then i have had it on my mind to do that. but by some sort of miracle i havent seen any evangelists handing out bibles since....
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
#14329308 - 04/21/11 06:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't see why everyone has such beef with the Bible. It's just a collection of books.
It's the Christians that I can't stand. We should burn them.
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14329331 - 04/21/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said: I don't see why everyone has such beef with the Bible. It's just a collection of books.
It's the Christians that I can't stand. We should burn them. 
So, do you believe the bible is a history book of sorts? I kinda think it's been mis-interpreted over the years.
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14329340 - 04/21/11 06:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said: I don't see why everyone has such beef with the Bible. It's just a collection of books.
Yeah it's actually quite an interesting read, has some very valid morals and points. I wouldn't take anything from it literally but w/e . It's the people that "interpret" it to their own ends that ruin it. For all the shit I talk about christianity, the story of Jesus is actually on point.
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: lil_demented]
#14329344 - 04/21/11 06:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lil_demented said:
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ifoundwaldo said: I don't see why everyone has such beef with the Bible. It's just a collection of books.
It's the Christians that I can't stand. We should burn them. 
So, do you believe the bible is a history book of sorts? I kinda think it's been mis-interpreted over the years.
I believe both of those things. It's probably been downright twisted too (forget misinterpreted).
It's still got some good stories and some wisdom in there.
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: ifoundwaldo] 1
#14329417 - 04/21/11 07:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Read the entire bible, Harry potter and LOTR is better.
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: PreparationH]
#14329418 - 04/21/11 07:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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edit: These people have an RV that says "Gays will burn in hell" and all that dumb shit.
2 flamboyant homos hooking up gettin it on. I'm like ugh wtf is this shit,
So these idiots come here against homos then the homos flock there to piss them off so us straight folk have to be grossed out by both. I don't care if you're gay I just don't want to see it but that's my problem 
You know what I am going to say... nevermind, no thread stealing. Get a grip man! Work through your problem with PDA's of gays. Do you gross out on straight people making out? Not if it's a hot chick right?
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#14329435 - 04/21/11 07:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I just said "That's my problem" I just don't want to drive down the street and see gay people kissing on billboards one day, I know where you're coming from(hence the "my problem" part)
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: PreparationH]
#14329447 - 04/21/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I know, we have been in this talk before, cool with you here. Just saying my peace. I have to speak on behalf of my people.
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#14329455 - 04/21/11 07:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I just defended the fuck out of "your people" in a military talk about the repeal of DADT so I'm with ya but let me ask you a question: Do you enjoy watching a male and female have sex, kiss? I've heard homosexuals say gay sex grosses out straights just as straight sex grosses out gays, true?
I just don't want to see it because i'm kinda grossed out by it, not in a homophobic LET'S LYNCHEM! way but in a ewwww that's gayyyy way. lol
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14329465 - 04/21/11 07:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I shit in a shower cap and make them wear it.
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: PreparationH]
#14329488 - 04/21/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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PreparationH said: I just defended the fuck out of "your people" in a military talk about the repeal of DADT so I'm with ya but let me ask you a question: Do you enjoy watching a male and female have sex, kiss? I've heard homosexuals say gay sex grosses out straights just as straight sex grosses out gays, true?
I just don't want to see it because i'm kinda grossed out by it, not in a homophobic LET'S LYNCHEM! way but in a ewwww that's gayyyy way. lol
I think anyone secure enough to enjoy a little intimacy (kissing,hugging,holding hands) in public with the mate of their choice is very sweet. No heavy petting though, not cool on anyone's part. Kissing and a hugging embrace is fine. I/you should be so lucky sometimes.
P.S. Straight porn, or gay porn does the trick for me.
Edited by tyrannicalrex (04/21/11 07:24 PM)
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#14329500 - 04/21/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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sweet for them sure, grosses me out but that's my issue. When I see two guys holding hands I still say but I am glad they can, like I said, my issue.
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: PreparationH]
#14329505 - 04/21/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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From religious bashing to gay bashing, where will she stop? No guessin folks, place your bets, line 'em up!
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Re: How do you treat religious people that are like... [Re: Toe_Jam]
#14329517 - 04/21/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol I'm not gay bashing just saying I think they all will burn in eternal damnation.
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