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Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before?
#14326944 - 04/21/11 09:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Blowjob from random scene-ish/emo chick at a graveyard near a Wendy's back in High School. 
Pretty cliche for someone like me, amirite? 
She sucked at sucking though... grinding teeth made me wanna smack a bitch
She eventually caught on, however.
How's about ya'll?
Edited by sunset_mission (04/21/11 09:40 AM)
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: sunset_mission]
#14326964 - 04/21/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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In a public park in the middle of the day hid behind some bushes. No one realized or if they did didn't say anything.
In the middle of this clubs dance floor. Got kicked out
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: sunset_mission]
#14326978 - 04/21/11 09:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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sunset_mission said: She sucked at sucking though... grinding teeth made me wanna smack a bitch 
toothless gal will work for you then
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: pouihi]
#14326995 - 04/21/11 09:57 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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pouihi said:
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sunset_mission said: She sucked at sucking though... grinding teeth made me wanna smack a bitch 
toothless gal will work for you then 
Naw, it was just her first time s'all.
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: sunset_mission]
#14327017 - 04/21/11 10:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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On a charter bus from some Thai slut, and yes, it was a chick, not a lady boy, I investigated.
Would have been better if I wasn't so paranoid of getting caught on the packed bus.
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: Idiot]
#14327031 - 04/21/11 10:07 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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a stairwell in the highschool when i was in highschool, or a cemetery..
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: s0nny]
#14327223 - 04/21/11 11:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mars Bar in NYC. if you guys have never been there, this is the seediest bar in the entire world. there is nothing that comes close.


i was there last weekend. its insane. normally a bar at least has matching barstools.. this place was using a busted ass office chair, some old patio furniture, etc..
its been accurately described as "not a place you go.. its a place you end up."
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: frith]
#14327312 - 04/21/11 11:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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frith said: Mars Bar in NYC. if you guys have never been there, this is the seediest bar in the entire world. there is nothing that comes close.


i was there last weekend. its insane. normally a bar at least has matching barstools.. this place was using a busted ass office chair, some old patio furniture, etc..
its been accurately described as "not a place you go.. its a place you end up."
Now I know where to go if I ever hit rock-bottom/am FUBAR (fucked up beyond all recognition) on any given night on any number of substances while meandering in Manhattan after dark.
Thank you.
Edited by sunset_mission (04/21/11 11:35 AM)
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: sunset_mission]
#14327326 - 04/21/11 11:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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sunset_mission said: Now I know where to go if I ever hit rock-bottom/am FUBAR. Thank you. 
if you are in NYC there is a plus side.. the drinks are half the price of anywhere else ive been to in Manhattan.
there was something going on at Bowery Poetry Club and thats where we went after.
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: frith]
#14327335 - 04/21/11 11:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah man, I live in Queens! Where is the Mars Bar exactly, is it located in the Village/St. Marks Place?
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: sunset_mission]
#14327375 - 04/21/11 11:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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sunset_mission said: Yeah man, I live in Queens! Where is the Mars Bar exactly, is it located in the Village/St. Marks Place?
Bowery/Lower East Side. 1st St and 2nd Ave.
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: frith]
#14327390 - 04/21/11 11:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gotten some road-head a bunch. Playground, cemetery...nothing to write home about though
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: shLong]
#14327434 - 04/21/11 12:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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all of my blowjobs have been indoors 
After jr prom though this girls step dad looked me in the eye and said "No funny business, do not go upstairs."
2 minutes later I'm getting a bj in her upstairs walk in closet laying on some dirty clothes 
I lost my virginity though in one of these bad boys:

felt like a scum bag for that one, friend's lil brothers bed
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: PreparationH] 1
#14327450 - 04/21/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I lost my virginity though in one of these bad boys:

Bet you took 'er for a spin amirite? 
Fill her up with gasoline? 
Stuffed yo junk in 'er trunk? 
Alright let me stop now
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: sunset_mission]
#14327453 - 04/21/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: PreparationH]
#14327454 - 04/21/11 12:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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You lost your virginity with your friends little brother?
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: Idiot]
#14327512 - 04/21/11 12:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: sunset_mission]
#14327539 - 04/21/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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You guys wanna come to our gathering?
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: sunset_mission]
#14327555 - 04/21/11 12:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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im ashamed to say i haven't had many epic/weird-location BJs
but when i was in highschool i was hanging out at this chicks house till 5 am one night and eventually she started giving me head, but the funny part was her and her sister shared a bedroom and her sister was asleep not even 10 feet away from us. her sister was hot too tho so it's not like i would've cared if she saw me gettin ma dick sucked oh and i nutted in her mouth. greatest feeling evar
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Re: Most random/epic/weirdest/wtf-est place you've ever gotten a sloopy beej in before? [Re: blazenn]
#14327568 - 04/21/11 12:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I got head on a canoe on a lake but didn't get to finish.
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