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Adam3295
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Itchy Balls
#14325254 - 04/20/11 10:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I was wondering if anyone shared my problem and maybe looking for a possible remedy. I have the itchiest balls and taint known to man. I have tried numerous different types of soaps, powders, and creams with no avail. Sometimes I can't even fall asleep at night because my nuts are screaming out "SCRATCH US!" I regularly shave my balls, taint and butthole to keep up with appearances which only makes shit worse. I seriously can't take it any more. Suggestions please.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Itchy Balls [Re: Adam3295]
#14325264 - 04/20/11 10:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Surgical removal would appear to be your only option.
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TrustYourSelf
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Re: Itchy Balls [Re: Adam3295]
#14325265 - 04/20/11 10:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I regularly shave my balls, taint and butthole to keep up with appearances which only makes shit worse
Trim, don't shave. Shaving is the issue dude.
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4HO-DMT


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Go see a doctor.
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LZip
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Re: Itchy Balls [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14325292 - 04/20/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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crabs?
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Sprezzatura
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TrustYourSelf said:
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I regularly shave my balls, taint and butthole to keep up with appearances which only makes shit worse
Trim, don't shave. Shaving is the issue dude.
Yeah, I had this problem when I used to shave my junk with a razor, most women don't like unkempt wild public hair on dudes (unless they grew up in the 80's and also like mustaches and chest hair)... trimming with scissors (carefully) is the way to go.
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Re: Itchy Balls [Re: Adam3295]
#14325299 - 04/20/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i had itchy balls once man, it sounds stupid but i sprayed deoderant on my balls and it fixed it straight away
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Adam3295
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Quote:
TrustYourSelf said:
Trim, don't shave. Shaving is the issue dude.
Yeah. I've tried that. They itch like a mother even when I haven't shaved in months. There has to be some kind of epidermal scrotum specialist or something. When I spend the night at my new girls house I'm constantly sneaking a quick scratch.
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Re: Itchy Balls [Re: Adam3295]
#14325311 - 04/20/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dude, go to the doctor.
.. asking the shroomery folks what to do with your itchy balls.
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TrustYourSelf
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Yeah. I've tried that. They itch like a mother even when I haven't shaved in months. There has to be some kind of epidermal scrotum specialist or something. When I spend the night at my new girls house I'm constantly sneaking a quick scratch.
Then get that shit checked.
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Quote:
Mad_Larkin said: Surgical removal would appear to be your only option.

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Dosile Kouki
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LOL
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Mad_Larkin

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Salomon
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wash them with gasoline like a real man
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Prisoner#1
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I swear it was a scalpel when I posted it
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Adam3295
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Yikes!!!
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Mad_Larkin

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Prisoner#1 said: I swear it was a scalpel when I posted it 
Is that why you didn't qualify as a surgeon?
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Adam3295
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Re: Itchy Balls [Re: Adam3295]
#14325396 - 04/20/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I have been using some anti-stringent. Burns so bad but makes for a temporary relief.
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Re: Itchy Balls [Re: Adam3295]
#14325401 - 04/20/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Adam3295 said: I have been using some anti-stringent. Burns so bad but makes for a temporary relief.
is it a good burn?
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: Itchy Balls [Re: Adam3295]
#14325413 - 04/20/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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dude don't be spraying deoderant on yer balls, all it does is just make yer balls burn like fuck. theres no relief value at all in spraying deoderant on yer balls.
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