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"Unconcious" Cleptobicia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh
    #14324116 - 04/20/11 05:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The act of going to the bar and getting trashed and realizing that you have a pocket full of lighters when you get home and you have no idea where they came from.


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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobikia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: 3n1gm4] * 1
    #14326864 - 04/21/11 09:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Shouldnt that be CleptoBICia?

Don't steal my BIC guys, you'll get a lecture.




I dont buy for one moment you are THAT STONED that you cant tell your bright red Tokan from my jet black BIC. Its a liberty you take, a lapse in morals allowing you to steal from your friends and feel no remorse :crankey:


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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobikia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: Asante]
    #14326941 - 04/21/11 09:38 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I could have other, clepto tendencies, but you NEVER take another's lighter, I hate it when someone does it to me and that's a basic need for someone who uses them :thumbdown:
Worst I got was my bag full of sweets that were at a bar, a friend filled my bag with them while I wasn't noticing.


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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobikia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: Asante]
    #14327792 - 04/21/11 01:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

So your friends don't steal your lighter:


If they do:


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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobikia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: 28064212]
    #14328051 - 04/21/11 02:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I never take a lighter on purpose I just ask for a light without thinking I put the light in my pocket from habit, but sometimes when in a party setting I end up with everyones light. I will stick my hand in my pocket the next morning and say WTF, how did I get 10 lighters?


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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobikia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: 3n1gm4]
    #14328088 - 04/21/11 02:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Cleptobikia is a two-way street.

The person who lends out their Bic forgets that they lent it out and doesn't ask for it back.

Can't place all of the blame on the pocketer here.


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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobikia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14328101 - 04/21/11 02:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

EXCUSES:mad2:

JUST GIMME MY LIGHTER BACK:happyweed:

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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobikia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: Beanhead] * 1
    #14328191 - 04/21/11 03:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Speaking of... does anyone have a lighter I can borrow? :bongload:  :stash:  :baggy:  :getstoned:


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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobikia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: 3n1gm4]
    #14328208 - 04/21/11 03:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I do this all the time, and to strangers. In my drinking days I ended up with a full drawer full of lighters.

As soon as I stopped drinking my lighters got stolen but I rarely ended up with new ones in my pocket.


I find it ironic that the Europeans think this is blasphemy yet the Americans all do it.

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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobikia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14328572 - 04/21/11 04:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I find it ironic that the Europeans think this is blasphemy yet the Americans all do it.





Its freeloader mentality, no one is entitled to anothers lighter :hissyfit:


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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobikia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: Asante]
    #14328633 - 04/21/11 04:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Just think of it like a pen someone forgot to hand back, and they didn't notice untill they were too far away for it to be worth it to them to go back and return it.:awethumb:


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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobikia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: 3n1gm4]
    #14328664 - 04/21/11 04:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Everyone hates it, everyone does it.


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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobicia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14329011 - 04/21/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

LOL @ your sig:laugh2:


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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobicia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: 3n1gm4]
    #14329061 - 04/21/11 05:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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LOL @ your sig:laugh2:




Thank you. And what the hecks with that picture?


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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobicia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: 3n1gm4]
    #14329154 - 04/21/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)


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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobicia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14329175 - 04/21/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Just say can I have that lighter? Or will you light me up? I would rather you just let me keep it though. :getstoned:


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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobikia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14332070 - 04/22/11 07:33 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I find it ironic that the Europeans think this is blasphemy yet the Americans all do it.




We do not think it's blasphemy.
Besides do you know how many different cultures and habits "Europeans" imply?
Nevertheless I don't know any who would think of that has blasphemy, it actually happens a lot.


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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobikia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: 28064212]
    #14332076 - 04/22/11 07:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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28064212 said:
So your friends don't steal your lighter:





Yeah, great. Instead of just nicking it, they first nick it, and THEN set fire to it. With a regular lighter, you can at least still nick it back without getting burns all over your hands.

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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobikia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: koraks]
    #14332085 - 04/22/11 07:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

They'll light it at the gas reservoir though

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Re: "Unconcious" Cleptobikia : (noun) klep-toe-bik-eeuh [Re: pouihi]
    #14332881 - 04/22/11 11:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pouihi said:
Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
I find it ironic that the Europeans think this is blasphemy yet the Americans all do it.




We do not think it's blasphemy.
Besides do you know how many different cultures and habits "Europeans" imply?
Nevertheless I don't know any who would think of that has blasphemy, it actually happens a lot.



You're taking me way too seriously.

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