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InvisibleDiploidM
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Assuming The Position (Prayer)
    #14322581 - 04/20/11 11:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So just about everyone I've ever seen talking to god is squinting. Is this some sort of requirement? Can a True Believer show me where it's written that you have to squint to get a network channel open to god?

Or is this just another thing you know about god because you just know it?







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4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


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Re: Assuming The Position (Prayer) [Re: Diploid] * 1
    #14322643 - 04/20/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I guess when you are talking outta your ass its a natural reaction to look like you are pooping.


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Re: Assuming The Position (Prayer) [Re: argg]
    #14323238 - 04/20/11 02:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

When you squint your eyes, that's like picking up the telephone line to God. He hears whatever you say/think while your eyes are squinted.

And then, when you un-squint them, he can't hear you anymore. That's like hanging up the phone.

So, God probably hears all the gross noises you make when you take a shit.


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Re: Assuming The Position (Prayer) [Re: NetDiver]
    #14323314 - 04/20/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl2:


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2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


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Re: Assuming The Position (Prayer) [Re: NetDiver]
    #14324768 - 04/20/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It also helps to close your eyes and put your hands up. It keeps all your energy from escaping through your eyes and channels it to the sky.


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Re: Assuming The Position (Prayer) [Re: 4896744]
    #14325721 - 04/20/11 11:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i find the best way to get what i want from god is to get on my knees, raise my hands in front of my mouth and show him how much i love him.


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Re: Assuming The Position (Prayer) [Re: zoomfan]
    #14326109 - 04/21/11 02:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I think it is due to alcoholism. My grandma's face looked puffy like that in her later years. The doctors told her she had blood in her alcohol stream.


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Re: Assuming The Position (Prayer) [Re: argg]
    #14326122 - 04/21/11 02:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

argg said:
I guess when you are talking outta your ass its a natural reaction to look like you are pooping.




:ahahaha:


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