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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: AntiEverything]
    #14321819 - 04/20/11 07:45 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Opposite sex.:wink:

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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: LoveOverAll]
    #14321830 - 04/20/11 07:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Intelligent, handsome, cares about body health, open minded but opinionated, passionate, caring, tender when need be, emotionally developed, and an insatiable appetite for knowledge and expanding. Psychedelics and pot use would be a HUGE plus. Same with controlled recreational use of opiates and other "hard" drugs. Oh oh, and passion for the arts. I love it when guys play an instrument or draw/paint/sculpt/blowglass...are artists and express creativity.

Too many guys try to "save" me because I use those drugs occasionally.

Edited by TTT (04/20/11 07:50 AM)

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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: LoveOverAll] * 1
    #14321832 - 04/20/11 07:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I think I'm probably too much of a fuck head for a legit LTR to last, so my qualifications are pretty slim. They need to be somewhat attractive, capable of holding up their end of a conversation, self sufficient, and willing to put up with my bullshit. That last ones the tough part.


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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: owls]
    #14321854 - 04/20/11 07:59 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Perfect:

Never has been on fake-hormone birth control
Is attractive
Has an attractive mother (that's what she'll look like in 30+ years)
Paints and has other hobbies
Is very fidel
Has similar goals and interests (farming, family, psychs, crafts, etc..)
Has goals aligned with mine
Speaks more than just the English language, or is able to learn another and will
Is comfortable being herself, the way her body has evolved (hair, no make-up, etc...)
Has the ability to dress nicely for impressions, when necessary
Is a cool person to be around.  (Doesn't sit in camp when at a festival or gathering: knows how to enjoy herself)
Has an/develops an 'open relationship' policy for certain circumstances


I guess these are some qualifications for a long term mate. 

For tonight: Most anyone will do.  Attractive, I can safely assume she's clean, ... yep.


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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: owls]
    #14321934 - 04/20/11 08:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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owls said:
for me personally i couldn't see myself ever being in a very long term relationship or reproducing with a chick that isn't into yoga and doesn't trip and smoke weed




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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: Tri High]
    #14322013 - 04/20/11 08:56 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Tri High said:
Perfect:

Never has been on fake-hormone birth control
Is attractive
Has an attractive mother (that's what she'll look like in 30+ years)
Paints and has other hobbies
Is very fidel
Has similar goals and interests (farming, family, psychs, crafts, etc..)
Has goals aligned with mine
Speaks more than just the English language, or is able to learn another and will
Is comfortable being herself, the way her body has evolved (hair, no make-up, etc...)
Has the ability to dress nicely for impressions, when necessary
Is a cool person to be around.  (Doesn't sit in camp when at a festival or gathering: knows how to enjoy herself)
Has an/develops an 'open relationship' policy for certain circumstances


I guess these are some qualifications for a long term mate. 

For tonight: Most anyone will do.  Attractive, I can safely assume she's clean, ... yep.



Man dude, thats asking a lot.

No birth control you may be able to find but this day and age it's the easiest way to get through some of the pain.
Why do you want her to speak more than just English? (Just curious)
and the open relationship thing, sorry to say but that may be a little hard to find. Especially with the other combined things you've wanted, like her mother being attractive.

Btw, never tell a girl her mother is attractive, it's a little creepy.


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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: Takura001]
    #14322025 - 04/20/11 09:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I look for mates that are unattainable and several years younger than me.

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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14322053 - 04/20/11 09:10 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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starfire_xes said:
Waist high, unable to speak, no teeth, pistol grip ears, and a flat head to set my beer on when I am getting a BJ.




You just described my 3rd ex.  Unfortunately she grew to over 400 pounds and the top of her head would no longer support my beer without spilling.  Had to dump the bitch.
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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: tk3]
    #14322055 - 04/20/11 09:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It is asking a lot, yes.

Other countries don't have such a prevalence of birth control users.  Maybe that's where my girl lives.

Other languages for travelling.  By 60 I'll have a big wooden sail boat and I'm seeing the world.

Surely the open relationship thing will take some coaxing or serious understanding.  But it's possible.  We'll just have to see how things go.  I may be willing to make some sacrifices, however good genes (no b-c) is essential.

Also, there's no need to tell your woman that her mom is attractive.  It doesn't need to be said, but noticing it is important.  If her mom is ugly or asian - not going to grow old with this one!

Strategy, life is a game of.


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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: Tri High]
    #14322094 - 04/20/11 09:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Blonde hair
Short
Must have blue eyes, no exceptions
Innocent yet sexy
Intelligent
Knows her way around the internets
Into psychology and world events
Not a control freak
Not a perfect past, like me. Can't relate to girls who have never had real problems in their life.

Well, that's ideal. Think I already lost her, but that's still ideal.

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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: JT]
    #14322112 - 04/20/11 09:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Intelligent.
Self driven.
Outdoorsy.
Nice rack.
Laughs at my dumb jokes.
Doesn't need to wear makeup everyday.
A little bit of a freak in bed.
Physically active- somehow keeps herself in shape and enjoys it.
:shrug:


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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: Takura001]
    #14322133 - 04/20/11 09:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

What part of KS You're in?  I'll be working near there this summer.


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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: Tri High]
    #14322162 - 04/20/11 09:43 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Physically:

Taller than 5'1, shorter than 5'10
Slim to average body (weight varies with height)
No extra weight, its not attractive or healthy
Brown hair
White

Personality:

Sense of humor
Introverted
Movie fan
Likes to experience new restaurants and exotic cooking
Likes to cook
Open minded
Likes to experience in bed
Good work/life balance
Moneywise


Thats pretty much it. I think.


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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: Patlal]
    #14322261 - 04/20/11 10:08 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Living


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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: Tri High]
    #14322292 - 04/20/11 10:14 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Tri High said:
Perfect:

Never has been on fake-hormone birth control
Is attractive
Has an attractive mother (that's what she'll look like in 30+ years)
Paints and has other hobbies
Is very fidel
Has similar goals and interests (farming, family, psychs, crafts, etc..)
Has goals aligned with mine
Speaks more than just the English language, or is able to learn another and will
Is comfortable being herself, the way her body has evolved (hair, no make-up, etc...)
Has the ability to dress nicely for impressions, when necessary
Is a cool person to be around.  (Doesn't sit in camp when at a festival or gathering: knows how to enjoy herself)
Has an/develops an 'open relationship' policy for certain circumstances


I guess these are some qualifications for a long term mate. 

For tonight: Most anyone will do.  Attractive, I can safely assume she's clean, ... yep.




You seriously expect to find a girl who's down for an open relationship but has never been on birth control?  :facepalm:

There's not even a reason to want someone who's never been on birth control - so many people are on it, there's pretty clearly no long-term negative side-effects in 99% of people.

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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #14322321 - 04/20/11 10:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

pwnasaurus said:
Quote:

Tri High said:
Perfect:

Never has been on fake-hormone birth control
Is attractive
Has an attractive mother (that's what she'll look like in 30+ years)
Paints and has other hobbies
Is very fidel
Has similar goals and interests (farming, family, psychs, crafts, etc..)
Has goals aligned with mine
Speaks more than just the English language, or is able to learn another and will
Is comfortable being herself, the way her body has evolved (hair, no make-up, etc...)
Has the ability to dress nicely for impressions, when necessary
Is a cool person to be around.  (Doesn't sit in camp when at a festival or gathering: knows how to enjoy herself)
Has an/develops an 'open relationship' policy for certain circumstances


I guess these are some qualifications for a long term mate. 

For tonight: Most anyone will do.  Attractive, I can safely assume she's clean, ... yep.




You seriously expect to find a girl who's down for an open relationship but has never been on birth control?  :facepalm:

There's not even a reason to want someone who's never been on birth control - so many people are on it, there's pretty clearly no long-term negative side-effects in 99% of people.



Well, he does TRY to aim HIGH

:lolsy::highfive:










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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #14322325 - 04/20/11 10:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Prove it.

It's been in use for...what...80 years?

And humanity has survived for...what...millions of years without it?

I'd rather not take the risk of having my progeny generations later be mutants or unable to have their hormones naturally regulated within their own bodies, ok.

I'll find what I'm looking for.

Fuck America.  You people only see the picture in front of your faces, ok.

There's more to the world than tv's, electricity, clean drinking water, and your metal horses. 

You were the best country in the world because of how you came about what you've got.  But your material things you've spent so much money and time with are going to be useless when you can't afford to operate them.

:themoreyouknow:


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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: owls]
    #14322331 - 04/20/11 10:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Someone who I can chill with.


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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: owls]
    #14322365 - 04/20/11 10:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

sometimes i feel like i have high standards but that's only because the guys i date never seem to meet my standards but i know what i deserve dug gummit..

i need someone who is going to call me when they say they're going to call me and be timely and respect my time.

someone to take me out every now and then. i love just chilling at home watching movies, getting high, etc. but it's nice to go out and do things sometimes.

mainly i just want someone that makes me feel special :shrug:


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Re: what are your standards in a mate? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #14322369 - 04/20/11 10:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

pwnasaurus said:
Quote:

Tri High said:
Perfect:

Never has been on fake-hormone birth control
Is attractive
Has an attractive mother (that's what she'll look like in 30+ years)
Paints and has other hobbies
Is very fidel
Has similar goals and interests (farming, family, psychs, crafts, etc..)
Has goals aligned with mine
Speaks more than just the English language, or is able to learn another and will
Is comfortable being herself, the way her body has evolved (hair, no make-up, etc...)
Has the ability to dress nicely for impressions, when necessary
Is a cool person to be around.  (Doesn't sit in camp when at a festival or gathering: knows how to enjoy herself)
Has an/develops an 'open relationship' policy for certain circumstances


I guess these are some qualifications for a long term mate. 

For tonight: Most anyone will do.  Attractive, I can safely assume she's clean, ... yep.




You seriously expect to find a girl who's down for an open relationship but has never been on birth control?  :facepalm:

There's not even a reason to want someone who's never been on birth control - so many people are on it, there's pretty clearly no long-term negative side-effects in 99% of people.






FYI: there are non-hormonal methods of birthcontrol. Copper IUD. No hormones. look it up.
There are also methods of herbal birth control. eg: 1000mg vitamin C pill used as a morning after type thing. Lots of herbs work as abortifacients but you should probably know what you're doing and know how your body works and what makes it angry before going that route.

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