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Offlinecd56
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cant take a piss cuz the roachez!
    #14321446 - 04/20/11 03:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i get up to go to the bathroom (it is 4:15 am here) and low-and-behold there are 4 cockroaches in the bathroom that i can SEE. i live in a college dorm, and at night outside there are often 30+ visable roaches in the courtyard outside around the summer/spring time at any given moment!  i fucking HATE roaches, and now i cant sleep or take a piss! is there any way to kill roaches quickly from a distance? i normally step on the fuckers, but these are so quick and something about being barefoot in pajama pants...cant get near um without shivering


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Re: cant take a piss cuz the roachez! [Re: cd56]
    #14321452 - 04/20/11 03:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i used to have a roach problem, u need to go on full alert and clean everything with bleach


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Re: cant take a piss cuz the roachez! [Re: cd56]
    #14321453 - 04/20/11 03:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Dont see too many of em around here.
Got spiders as big as cellphones though.


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Re: cant take a piss cuz the roachez! [Re: cd56]
    #14321457 - 04/20/11 03:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Go into bathroom armed with a shoe at all times. And something long so you can brush them off the ceiling if they're up there. We used to get them bad in the summer time and I would walk in and look up to find them glaring down at me from the ceiling. I hate swatting at them because they fly down at you. They're the fucking huge ones too :uhoh: :eek:

I hate cockroaches! :mad2:

Or spray insecticide?


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Re: cant take a piss cuz the roachez! [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14321462 - 04/20/11 03:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
Dont see too many of em around here.
Got spiders as big as cellphones though.




jesus. :shock:

like a

or a


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Re: cant take a piss cuz the roachez! [Re: cd56]
    #14321467 - 04/20/11 03:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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cd56 said:
is there any way to kill roaches quickly from a distance?




I dunno :shrug: not being a bitch would also solve your problems.


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Re: cant take a piss cuz the roachez! [Re: InvaderShroom]
    #14321469 - 04/20/11 03:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i wish i had insectiside...i sprayed them with glade cuz they are too fast, frantic, and numerous to catch..and put a detergent line down across the crack of the door..ill try borate poisoning during the day..i dono why but night encounters with cockroaches are not the same as daytime ones (which i dont fear?)


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Re: cant take a piss cuz the roachez! [Re: cd56]
    #14321472 - 04/20/11 03:32 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

at first i felt inclined to retaliate...but its true..sadly i am being a bitch about it, but im not affraid to deny that :P


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Re: cant take a piss cuz the roachez! [Re: cd56]
    #14321476 - 04/20/11 03:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

err..to NOT deny that...hahaha


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Re: cant take a piss cuz the roachez! [Re: cd56]
    #14321477 - 04/20/11 03:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:facepalm:


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Re: cant take a piss cuz the roachez! [Re: cd56]
    #14321483 - 04/20/11 03:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Get a BB gun when you can, insecticides only work for so long and wont kill the roaches that are already resistant.


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Re: cant take a piss cuz the roachez! [Re: Ballerium]
    #14321495 - 04/20/11 03:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

hahahaha, my uncle used to burn the little buggers,
spray can + lightener = blowtorch

Although that could be a bit dangerous for you


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